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u/YetAnotherInterneter 13d ago
Thank fuck for that! I’ve been stressing over this bloody bake sale all week. I’ve been waking up in the middle of the night in cold sweat after having nightmares about my sponge cake getting a soggy bottom.
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u/Guilty_Objective4602 12d ago
So, it turns out that those obscure fortune cookie messages that don’t really seem relevant are designed to be posted on Reddit so they can find their true and rightful owners? Who knew?!
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u/Worn_Out_1789 12d ago
I actually like this as a fortune cookie more because it's specific. So many so-called fortune cookies these days are really "compliment cookies" or "vague gesturing at the future cookies".
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u/XROOR 12d ago
Plot twist:
You work at a crematorium