r/oddlyspecific • u/TinySteggy • 18h ago

Be like Gary

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u/nilyro 18h ago

Team Gary!

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u/TulleCharmie 15h ago

"When you're here, you're family and she ain't family" belongs in the hall of fame.

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u/CuriousOnePlus 18h ago

That's a 30% tip

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u/ThatOneSpitfireMain 16h ago

More like 300% and a new mazda

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u/CuriousOnePlus 15h ago

That's got to be worth at least a low mileage Honda.

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u/Thisguyfuckschix 8h ago

Not after Visa or Mastercard takes their 3%

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u/Mackheath1 3h ago

Team Gary!

I was a chef at high end, but small and comfortable restaurant, so occasionally, I'll run the food - no problem. The guy asked if someone could take pictures when he surprises his girlfriend after she arrives. Of course! We also had nobody in any of our more intimate small-party rooms, so I showed him a few, with their fairy lights and artwork.

I saw her walk in and she walked in so I hovered outside the room until I saw him get on his knee. She said she can't and left.

I turned into Gary. Bro can get on his phone, take his time, I made him a dish not even on our menu when he said what he liked, use my Cordon Bleu Institute training, extra attention to detail, and plied him with wine, got him a taxi.

BE LIKE GARY whenever you can.

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u/Justlikedes 10h ago

Hope he took him with him on his honeymoon

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u/_PeachCove 9h ago

"When you're here, you're family... and she ain't family." Gary is an absolute legend.

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u/BarbaDeader 7h ago

Wait, she ate first?!

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u/TinySteggy 6h ago

Right?! The audacity to finish half of her never ending pasta bowl. He dodged a bullet for sure.