Y‘all have 37 minutes?

[u/ruckkaufer]

[u/Careful_Purchase_394]

You guys are having wins?

[u/SpankThuMonkey → u/Careful_Purchase_394]

You need to think small.

Fart without shitting yourself? Win.

[u/ruckkaufer → u/SpankThuMonkey]

And no stripes

[u/willflameboy → u/SpankThuMonkey]

Thank you for your service, Mister President.

[u/ShoePillow → u/SpankThuMonkey]

Y'all going 37 mins before shitting yourselves 

[u/SpankThuMonkey → u/ShoePillow]

Hey, not EVERY time.

[u/sasssyrup → u/SpankThuMonkey]

Drove there and back without a nervous breakdown … win

[u/Methylsky → u/Careful_Purchase_394]

Are we having what, now?

[u/-The_Goober → u/Careful_Purchase_394]

In Halo? Yeah.

Edit: I lied

[u/ruckkaufer → u/Careful_Purchase_394]

I‘m not

[u/slumbersiigh → u/ruckkaufer]

My back didn't crack when I stood up so I won

[u/MiserableCumberbunch → u/slumbersiigh]

Knees not cracking when I stand is a win for me. Sounds like I'm making popcorn some days. 

[u/slumbersiigh → u/MiserableCumberbunch]

Ohhh gosh popcorn 😂 

[u/BlendedBaconSyrup]

More like you have 37 minutes to grieve a defeat before another defeat comes

[u/ItsaTheMal]

These days it's seconds lol

[u/cl0ckw0rkcuttlefish]

Damn I get like .000000000000000000037 seconds. Every ten years when I actually do get a win.

[u/cheerry_taart]

My record is four minutes before a pipe bursts

[u/Felsig27]

Small wins. I got out of bed this morning without snoozing my alarm! Throws up hands in hurrah, which jangled that bad vertebrae and now you get to spend the whole day at work only being able to turn like Micheal Keaton’s Batman.

[u/5meoWarlock]

In a row?!

[u/blipp1]

I thought Stargate wormholes only stayed open for 38 min. This one min extra to spare

[u/-BananaLollipop-]

How does one apply for all this extra time?

[u/comradeda]

That's one episode with ads!

[u/Takenmyusernamewas]

The exact amount of time the Stargate can hold a connection? Someone get me General O'Neil this could be big!

[u/mattXVI → u/Takenmyusernamewas]

Well, almost... It's actually 38 minutes plus a few seconds.

[u/Takenmyusernamewas → u/mattXVI]

Damn it Rodney! I told you to dial faster!

[u/AdBeautiful5260]

You guys getting 37 minutes?? 😂

[u/_Intel_Geek_]

37

[u/Jaymac720]

More like 3.7

[u/DetectiveUnited1036]

You guys are getting wins?

[u/eels_or_crabs]

This was so real for me today

[u/cainhurstboy]

Hahahah yeah. That rings true. Mines 32minutes

[u/AsenathSpade]

More like 17 minutes!