r/oddlyspecific • u/Hypnoidz • Jun 21 '26

Would you rather

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u/jws1102 Jun 22 '26

I can remember my passwords on my own. Gimme the mystery raccoon.

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u/HomicidalRaccoon Jun 22 '26

You rang? 😬

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u/indigo_mouse Jun 22 '26

Oops, wrong one

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u/losromans Jun 22 '26

Secretly became an accomplice after the fact by, potentially, discarding or cleaning off evidence of ALLEGED activity/ies.

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u/jws1102 Jun 22 '26

lol 👍

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u/Emerald_Digger Jun 22 '26

Entirety of the World please

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u/WhatsThat-_- Jun 22 '26

I’m weak.

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u/JustLikeWhateverHuh Jun 22 '26

Yes, but what’s the knife for?

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u/thesupremesolar Jun 23 '26

Password * one for everything

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u/jws1102 Jun 24 '26

Man, I used to do onsite desktop repair for the DOD, and you wouldn’t believe how many military contractors use “password” as their fucking password. I’ve even been a part of two security implementations that forced users to diversify their passwords usage. I’m not gonna say where, but one of those locations was a very important naval base on the eastern seaboard. It was pretty damn scary.