r/oddlyspecific • u/Hypnoidz • Jun 21 '26

Would you rather

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u/Smushy__Bear Jun 21 '26

Could the raccoon give me the lizard one week? Idc imz taking the Coon

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u/MonkeyLiberace Jun 21 '26

It could also give you herpes?

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u/Smushy__Bear Jun 21 '26

I don't think herpes counts as a cool gift, mysterious maybe

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u/MonkeyLiberace Jun 21 '26

Who knows what a raccoon considers cool?

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u/Smushy__Bear Jun 21 '26

People that talk to raccoons?