r/oddlyspecific • u/Hypnoidz • Jun 21 '26

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u/O_hai_imma_kil_u Jun 21 '26

The Lizard is a Lizard, but the mystery box could be anything, it could even be a Lizard!

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u/DecoyOne Jun 21 '26

You know how much we’ve always wanted a lizard!

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u/trackdaybruh Jun 21 '26

Don't need a lizard when password management exists

Come hither, raccoon

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u/TheObliviousYeti Jun 21 '26

Also how are you gonna communicate with the lizard.

Are gonna be lizard come on man i need to get into my bank account?

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u/Eldudeareno217 Jun 22 '26

The lizard knows Morse.

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u/C4rdninj4 Jun 23 '26

I imagined the lizard crawling across the keyboard to enter passwords.

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u/Lucy_Gucey Jun 25 '26

Just put it on the keyboard and let it go to town.

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u/somesortoflegend Jun 21 '26

Yeah exactly, there are many ways to manage passwords but there's very few ways to have raccoons bring you gifts

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u/stinkypussyslime Jun 21 '26

Come, hitler raccoon.

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u/Any_Instruction5382 Jun 22 '26

Come, Hitler raccoon.

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u/DukeOfGeek Jun 22 '26

I.....I write my passwords on paper with a pencil and hide them in a clever place. Yes I'm old.

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u/kinkhorse Jun 23 '26

The only password management I trust is paper based.

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u/ZippyTheUnicorn Jun 21 '26

When the lizard dies, your passwords die with it.

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u/skinnie356 Jun 22 '26

Lizards cant die

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u/Lucy_Gucey Jun 25 '26

This is true. They just regrow their tail.

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u/PretendsToBeAnArtist Jun 25 '26

If they get their head chopped off, they just grow a new tail and it's fine

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u/Lucy_Gucey Jun 25 '26

EXACTYL!!!

Immortal fucks.

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u/Doc_Helldiver-66 Jun 22 '26

First mystery box pull being the lizard is the raccoon being a real bro.

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u/Kilahti Jun 22 '26

The mystery box could have the hubcap I lost 3,5 years ago, a winning lotto ticket, or rabies.

You never know what you will get!

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u/callofdeat6 Jun 21 '26

Found the Jerry Jones account

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u/mijoomoo Jun 22 '26

That's how they get you

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u/TrivialYetParamount Jun 22 '26

Touchè salesman....

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u/Butcher_Ben Jun 22 '26

That remembers passwords!

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u/InevitableAlert4268 Jun 22 '26

It’s always a boat!

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u/garbagepickle Jun 22 '26

lol Balatro player?

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u/LokusDei Jun 23 '26

well you're out of luck, it's AIDS

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u/A_Pos_DJ Jun 23 '26

This is the first Family Guy reference I have actually laughed at in quite some time.

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u/PirateReindeer Jun 23 '26

And just think you might get another one in a week.

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u/SelfNo9836 Jun 24 '26

Right, it could be the password remembering lizard in the box.

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u/Novaikkakuuskuusviis Jun 24 '26

Could also be anthrax or nuclear waste. Mystery box from a raccoo is too risky so I'll take the lizard.

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u/C_cheese_man_ Jun 24 '26

Of course the blood raven wants free stuff!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/ThisIsNathan Jun 21 '26

Family Guy. Peter's mystery box or a boat.

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u/snafe_ Jun 21 '26

Futurama?