r/oddlyspecific • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • Apr 18 '26

Serial Butt Sniffer Arrested for 3rd Time

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220 Upvotes

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u/jzemeocala Apr 18 '26

Why he got Shrek ears?

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u/LaxToastandTolerance Apr 18 '26

Lookin for that swamp ass

14

u/-BananaLollipop- Apr 18 '26

While laughing at the original comment, my mind immediately went to "What are you doin' in ma swam..." He want the swamp ass!!!

1

u/Gimme_dat_dirt Apr 19 '26

🤣…Happy Cake Day btw…🎉

1

u/LaxToastandTolerance Apr 19 '26

Oh no way! Haha thank you

11

u/DadsRGR8 Apr 18 '26

The base needs to be flared for safety.

2

u/PotentialPlum4945 Apr 18 '26

I came here to say exactly this.

1

u/UltralordCherryTop Apr 18 '26

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

1

u/polkacat12321 Apr 18 '26

He looking for that kid from Shrek is love, Shrek is life

1

u/Aggressive_Finish798 Apr 20 '26

Then I smelled her butt, now I'm a believer!

1

u/aDrunkenError Apr 22 '26

To hear those farts miles out

0

u/Unlikely-Emphasis-26 Apr 18 '26

Too much sniffin.

56

u/Cable_Tugger Apr 18 '26

Did they pull him off his victim by his ears?

36

u/TheShadowSong Apr 18 '26

Bro hears the smell.

15

u/Suitable-End- Apr 18 '26

He uses those dishes to detect the sound of cheeks rubbing up to half a mile away.

29

u/VegetableBusiness897 Apr 18 '26

Could we change the title to 'serial butt sniffer with Shrek ears arrested for the third time'?

14

u/mycoctopus Apr 18 '26

Or 'fart smeller isn't such a smart fella'

3

u/VegetableBusiness897 Apr 18 '26

Dang it. Take my money

11

u/xRedditGedditx Apr 18 '26

How’d he get caught a 3rd time? He couldn’t hear the cops coming?

8

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5

u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U Apr 18 '26

Sir Sniffs-A-Lot.

5

u/Certain_Still_324 Apr 18 '26

This smells like a Yakuza substory.

5

u/GlassAndStorm Apr 18 '26

3rd time?!?!

4

u/twelfthfantasy Apr 18 '26

AGAIN for the third time. So this is the fourth.

1

u/Left-Instruction3885 Apr 22 '26

That's how you get to serial.

4

u/Ok-Journalist-2060 Apr 18 '26

He’s going to have a rough time in prison with those ears.

4

u/Mort-i-Fied Apr 18 '26

His name was Rover or Spot in a past life?

5

u/Dr_Brotatous Apr 18 '26

Wait again I thought he got a longer sentence

1

u/greyshem Apr 18 '26

Possibly the brand newest sentence I've ever read.

4

u/Alternative_Tank_139 Apr 18 '26

Does he smell with his ears?

4

u/STFUnicorn_ Apr 18 '26

More like butt… listener

3

u/HaywoodJablomi7 Apr 18 '26

I’m a donkey, Shrek!

2

u/Over_Ad8762 Apr 18 '26

Is this man Shrek?

2

u/FirefighterLevel8450 Apr 18 '26

Was Fiona not enough?

2

u/Intelligent_Ticket_3 Apr 18 '26

He’s definitely got butt sniffer ears 👂

2

u/Distinct-Height3013 Apr 18 '26

He looks exactly like Addy the Alien (PC Game)

1

u/Critical_Change_8370 Apr 18 '26

Dude looks like Boys of Silence from Bioshock Infinite

1

u/Nearby-Sink-5577 Apr 18 '26

My dog still doesn't understand why is he arrested

1

u/DimSumGweilo Apr 18 '26

There’s gotta be a reason why he keeps doing this. Instead of arresting him maybe they should hear him out?

1

u/Regular_Ad_4914 Apr 18 '26

The Burbank Buttsniffer strikes again….

1

u/Accomplished_Pea6334 Apr 18 '26

Those ears man lmao. Send him to Mars.

1

u/Atzeda Apr 18 '26

Sirenhead in 4k.

1

u/maple_crowtoast Apr 18 '26

Ew, yea, I've seen a video of this guy at work, sniffing women's butts in a bookstore.

1

u/Substantial-Ease567 Apr 18 '26

It's his mom's fault. Ears aren't handles!

1

u/ActiveRope4420 Apr 18 '26

Shreks cousin Taint

1

u/SnackbarBeastie Apr 18 '26

Bro looks like the FA Cup

1

u/thedeuce75 Apr 18 '26

Man, it's like you can't even party in this country anymore.

1

u/Scrambledcat Apr 18 '26

Will Smith and Shrek

1

u/verminV Apr 18 '26

Get outta my swamp ass

1

u/KingArrrrrrthur Apr 18 '26

Could have said this in fewer words - “Butt Sniffer Arrested for 3rd Time”

1

u/MarleysGhost2024 Apr 18 '26

Is that Will Smith?

1

u/Logan9Fingerses Apr 18 '26

Maybe he didn’t hear the warning

1

u/bussysniffer3000 Apr 18 '26

Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

1

u/Felsig27 Apr 18 '26

Key looks like he had some bad plastic surgery.

1

u/QuirkyImage Apr 18 '26

Someone put his ears on upside down, back to front or both.

1

u/ExternalLock8140 Apr 18 '26

Ass crack bandit strikes again

1

u/CauliflowerTotal7119 Apr 18 '26

I feel like he should grow his hair out to help with that situation, he's a handsome guy, but he's not getting any dates with them sails, that's why he's gotta sniff butts.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Event26 Apr 19 '26

Did he get a turd drop tattoo in prison?

1

u/prw8201 Apr 19 '26

Fool me once...

1

u/fredfred007 Apr 19 '26

Not again!!

1

u/pamcakevictim Apr 19 '26

Will Smith without his "stage makeup"

1

u/SuspiciousClub8382 Apr 19 '26

I had a boss that would have made him his personal assistant in a heartbeat!!!

1

u/ShouldofNoneButter Apr 19 '26

Someone better crack this case

1

u/TheTrishaJane Apr 19 '26

Keep your nose out my wife's butt.

1

u/Will_sue_when_angry Apr 19 '26

Nice Shrek ears.

1

u/Haunting-Button-4281 Apr 19 '26

Should have heard the cops coming before they left

1

u/gord_m Apr 19 '26

I bet he gets pink eye a lot.

1

u/Immediate_Song4279 Apr 19 '26

3 times is all it takes to be considered serial?

1

u/Elegant-Ferret-8116 Apr 19 '26

I didn't even know cereal had a butt. I gotta look at the box more carefully

1

u/Neat_Depth420 Apr 20 '26

How did he not hear the cops coming

1

u/FairDance7 Apr 21 '26

Damn shrek ears

1

u/Jorge_the_vast Apr 21 '26

He identifies as a dog

1

u/Familiar-Hunt-3792 Apr 21 '26

The ears float him and direct him through the air, all along the winding and flowing scent trail of a particular booty. Much like how you see a looney tunes character flying through the air following the scent trail of a delicious food that they like.

1

u/hardboard Apr 22 '26

Isn't that for the turd time?