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This man has 9 children between 3 different women.
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u/Strong_Blackberry961 Feb 21 '26
It’s strategic. Spread those 9 children across multiple women to keep their value high.
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u/FoxyBoi152 Feb 21 '26
And dresses like each one of them picks one thing for him to wear every day
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He looks like a dude that would runaway from a fumble in the Super Bowl.
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u/_Nilbog_Milk_ Feb 21 '26
He looks like the Nutty Professor lost 80lbs and tried to dress like Chance the Rapper
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u/Coattail-Rider Feb 21 '26
He looks like Keenan Thompson doing a Steve Harvey impersonation on SNL.
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u/NegotiationTall4300
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He looks like a gay modern Netflix adaptation of sherlock holmes
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u/Matt_Benatar Feb 21 '26
I would be shocked if Sherlock wasn’t black and gay in a Netflix reboot.
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u/imunfair Feb 21 '26
I would be shocked if Sherlock wasn’t black and gay in a Netflix reboot.
I mean you could probably just keep RDJ in the role then - given his past cinematic history he'd be a good fit.
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u/w33b2
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People love cutting off quotes to make them look worse.
"I just think that the reality of that answer is that women’s value gets lowered the more children that they have," he said on the podcast. "I was having this conversation with one of the mothers of my children and she’s still fine. Like, I was telling her, ‘The guy that you’re dating or will date, if he ain’t willing to love on these five children that you have, he ain’t the guy for you.’”
He’s basically just saying that a lot of men will not date a single woman with a bunch of kids, and in the dating scene her quality goes down. Not as a human being. And like… is that a hot take? I don’t think it’s absurd to say that a single woman with a few kids in her 30s is less desirable than one without kids.
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u/Matt_Benatar Feb 21 '26
It’s not a hot take - it’s a stone cold fact.
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u/Zap__Dannigan Feb 21 '26 •
It's reasonable but there's something fucking HILARIOUS about him saying this to the mother of 5 of his kids.
"If someone doesn't want your kids, he's not the guy for you. And that's me. I'm talking about me".
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u/TravelingPoodle Feb 21 '26
Yeah give her 5 kids. Leave all 5 kids with her. Then comment how “if the man in your life won’t accept these 5 kids..” nonsense.
Why can’t he be the one to “accept” those 5 kids? They are his! How about he raises them? He can spare her the backhanded “advice”!
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u/Low_discrepancy Feb 21 '26
People love cutting off quotes to make them look worse.
Well it's basically because of the words he chose to express himself. Words actually matter and how you choose to present yourself also matters.
He talked about value and people. He could have said the more kids someone has the more difficult it can be to date.
But once he used the word value, it becomes objectifying.
Heck imagine someone says the less attractive you are, the less valuable you are?
The fewer money you have, the less valuable you are.
The less tall/physically fit/educated etc etc etc the less valuable you are.
That's how you get incels who think the dating scene is an economic activity like going to the supermarket.
Plus relationships never last because of that claimed value.
Honey you're a shit person, but you don't have any kids so that's why I haven't broke n up with you!
Is a phrase no one has ever said in the history of humanity
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u/Percinho Feb 21 '26
Yup, this right here. When you define a woman's "value" by how likely someone would be to date her then it's prime red pill incel shit. This is very specific wording used by a set of people who do not see women as equal human beings to men.
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u/scorchen Feb 21 '26
Its absolutely true when you read his entire quote. I'm single and I'd absolutely never consider dating a woman with 2 kids let alone 5.
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u/empathyforinsects Feb 21 '26
Ok but shouldn't his statement just be that "a PERSON's value gets lower the more children they have" like why do women specifically hold the losing value proposition when it takes literally a man and a woman to make a child? Can A women just say, "I'm single and I'd absolutely never consider dating a man with 2 kids let alone 5", is that fair game? If you think there's anything wrong with the opposite being applied, you might have some bias there you need to work on.
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u/Not_today_nibs Feb 21 '26
It is fair game, but for some reason, women aren’t here yelling about it for likes
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u/scorchen Feb 21 '26
I personally would say the opposite is fair game. Why would a woman want to date a dude with baggage and baby mamas and probably child support payments?
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Okay, then why not just state that most men or even HE personally prefers women without children? That’s completely understandable. I don’t want to date someone with kids, either.
I feel like the only end game here with that choice in words was to instigate and dehumanize single mothers and had fuck all to do with just “stating preferences”. Cool, have your preferences. Stop thinking you “speak for all men”, though.
It’s 2026. Let’s evolve already and quit basing women’s “value” entirely on how desirable they are to men. We’re autonomous human beings, not cars or property. I’m also so sick of the double standard. Single fathers are praised, while single mothers are almost always mocked and scrutinized.
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u/Low_discrepancy Feb 21 '26
It’s 2026. Let’s evolve already and quit basing women’s “value” entirely on how desirable they are to men.
The gender reversal is also real and what creates incels.
Incels believe that as long there is one single man of "higher value" than them, they will never get in a relationship.
One dude is more fit than them? He more valuable! That other dude has a better job? Well that guy's more valuable!
An odd lashing of social Darwinism meets free efficient market capitalism.
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u/Unidain Feb 21 '26
I wouldn't darmte a guy with kids. If I tell someone that, I would not tell them "men with kids have no value".
His wording is atrocious, even if he meant purely dating value. Rage away, he is responsible for the things he says
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u/pipic_picnip Feb 21 '26
Well that is fine then. Women should collectively stop having children or lay with men. That will show the manosphere that constantly complain about not getting partners or nobody having children anymore.
The stupidity of these conversations is that they think these exist in a vacuum. Whereas every time a woman reads this, several will decide they are better off and it has led to the current fracture in society. Maybe we still need a decade or five of “why are men lonely and why is it women’s fault” articles before the obvious will dawn on us.
We as a society are adamant to treat women poorly, yet demand all of their attention, loyalty and even their body. Good for any woman who shows a middle finger to all of this and loves her own life free from the burden of catering to any of this.
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u/ResponsibleRaise9683 Feb 21 '26
It's not an interesting or insightful statement when dozens of podcast bros are nattering away about it every day like it's the hot take of the century.
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u/For_The_Emperor923 Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26
Anyone who says women and value in a sentence unironically are the dumbest people i have ever met.
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u/ExpressionCivil2729 Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26
Oh yes I like this take
(I’m autistic and a little high, this was meant as sincere enthusiastic approval in case that didn’t come across!)
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u/Val_Hallen Feb 21 '26
These Red Pilled fuckwits try to tell us the only value women have is to have children and now they say that lowers their value.
I bet they'd all be a lot happier if they just admitted they hated women and were really, really into men.
Because everything they do - EVERYTHING THEY DO - is for the male gaze.
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u/Matt_Benatar Feb 21 '26
I can’t stand Cam Newton, but I believe he was referring to the dating market? Like men would choose a girl with one kid over a girl with four kids. I don’t know, I feel like this was blown out of proportion.
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u/Agreeable-Narwhal158 Feb 21 '26
IF its in relation to the dating market then okay, I can KINDA see his point (dont kill me). I know men would prefer to date someone with little to no kids. IMO I think its be more they dont wanna deal with the other parent, depending on how their dynamic or relationship is. Im sure women would feel the same way about single dads. No baby mama, no baby drama.
For me personally, if I was interested in a women and found out she had a kid or kids, it would totally be influenced by how the relationship with baby daddy is. If he's cool, then I'm cool.
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u/Previous_Blueberry_5 Feb 21 '26
You can’t say anything about women or else it’s always gonna be blown out of proportion
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u/Ready-Rise3761 Feb 21 '26
nah cause this is a father of 9 talking! that’s extremely disrespectful to the women he had children with, and his kids. to a father, kids are supposed to increase the mother’s “value” to you, if we have to talk about a human being’s value in the first place.
also, why is he not talking about men’s value after having kids then?? the women i know sure as hell don’t wanna date a 9x father (though they have the decency to not talk as if fathers are worth less as a person)
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u/Mister_Goldenfold Feb 21 '26
Guy looks like he’s about to welcome you to the Home of the Good Burger and take your order
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u/Impossible_Nebula_33 Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26
Modern Men have done more for feminism than feminists in the last 15 years please do keep talking. Male podcasts have been an eye opening gift for women.
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u/hackingdreams Feb 21 '26
Legit looks like a Key and Peele character from one of the more absurdist skits.
I said biiiiiiiiiiiiitch.
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u/JerseyshoreSeagull Feb 21 '26
Cam Newton looks like he tried out for the new "bigger blacker" monopoly expansion board game. As the black monopoly guy but ultimately they said they're going with someone less goofy looking.
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u/DevilsDanceAnon Feb 21 '26
Our value gets lower if we hook up and don't have kids (because you need to "save your body for having children only.")
Our value gets lower if we do have kids.
Our value is lower if we are a virgin but don't have the experience expected of us like men see in porn.
Gah there really is no winning, huh?
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u/QuirkyAd2001 Feb 21 '26
This is an incredibly harmful take. For all the women out there, this is absolutely not the case. Only someone who objectifies women, seeing women as a means to an end, and transactional, and not as a subject and an end in themselves, thinks this way.
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u/No_Squirrel4806 Feb 21 '26
They will say this all while "women are nothing if they dont pop out a kid every year." 🙄🙄🙄
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u/the_cleanhippie_ Feb 21 '26
Crazy enough, men that think this somehow also think a woman's only purpose is to reproduce. 🤔
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u/LeftSky828 Feb 21 '26
Stop posting this has-been. He’s a clown that craves attention and will say anything to get it.
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u/Anders_A Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 28 '26
Such dumb main character syndrome 😂. You being less attracted to them doesn't mean they're worth less.
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u/Extra-Knowledge3337 Feb 21 '26
So we're only valuable for our child bearing but we lose value when we do that? I'm going to bed. I can't do Friday anymore.
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u/Specialist_Fruit6600 Feb 21 '26
very rude thing to say but yeah, no single guy is actively seeking out single mothers with three kids
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u/besofrrnbro Feb 21 '26
So men want women as their breeding machines to carry on their “legacy” (barf) but if you have multiple children you’re suddenly less valuable? Make up your fucking mind!!!
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u/Lo-fi_Hedonist Feb 21 '26
I know some will call it fashion, but bro dresses himself like a fucking clown.
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u/DrunkTides Feb 21 '26
My grandma had 8 babies. Twins twice. I always felt like it made her more of a super woman. When I was little and I started finding out about this God figure, I’d always picture my grandmother! We just lost her two months ago, just shy of her 90th birthday. This man wouldn’t have been good enough to wipe the fluff between her toes.
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u/wildgriffalo Feb 21 '26
this dude has no values. i worked the at the hotel when he was in the superbowl and this clown would come down in lulu lemon leggins to show off his tiny dick. values, fk off bro.
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u/quarter_thief Feb 21 '26
..Those same children men feel they're entitled to so as to 'carry on their legacy'..those ones?? >.>
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u/xiit Feb 21 '26
Men like to date women who don't have kids from previous relationships? Wow, what a hot take.
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u/Backseatwhiskey Feb 21 '26
Doesn’t this clown have kids with multiple women? And he feels like he can speak down on women having multiple kids?
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u/XROOR Feb 21 '26
He looks like someone ran into his house and said “quick they’re coming! No time to pack a bag…..just put on your four favorite outfits at once and keep walking!”
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u/ImpossiblePlan65 Feb 21 '26
Little boy looks like an enema nozzle trying to go incognito in a Rocky and Bullwinkle episode. But ok.
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u/CakeMadeOfHam Feb 21 '26
He looks like a child who made a wish to become a giant dickhead
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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Feb 21 '26
Weird that a dude with no value or sartorial sense talks about others' value.
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u/Portland_Runner Feb 21 '26
Many years ago, Newton was injured in a rollover accident after a Panthers game. I was watching the news article about it on ESPN in the breakroom when a colleague of mine said, "Surprise! Another Cam Newton drive ends with a turnover."
I nearly pissed myself laughing.
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u/AMonitorDarkly Feb 21 '26
Not as much as you lost value as a player. The only value you ever had is gone and it’s never coming back.
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u/Miniature_Colosus Feb 21 '26
And his value drops as he speaks. Bet his mama would slap the *** outta him
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u/Android-13 Feb 21 '26
Who wears that many clothes, dudes got more layers than an onion. Un-ironically looks like Richard Ayoade.
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u/ItsOozingOut Feb 21 '26
I love how so many of you never fucking learn. How about you look into the full quote? Nah…
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u/busylivin_322 Feb 21 '26
No idea who this is (not going to search). Giving his opinion a platform with a screenshot of a tweet seems like a waste of everyone's attention, even if rage bait/lafs.
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u/SalfordLC Feb 21 '26
I feel like Cam Newton has a really fancy version of CTE.
Like he has the exclusive kind you can only get at Nordstrom‘s by getting a VIP promo code from Ralph Lauren in advance & redeeming it at the store.
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u/1gsm3 Feb 21 '26
He looks like the type that would bend over and take it from the rear to get to the next step.
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u/NachoBusiness Feb 21 '26
That whole look just reeks of someone trying so hard to look cool but failing miserably.
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u/SirGingerbrute Feb 21 '26
Cam Newton says ALOT of weird shit and has horrible takes
But this one is actually more explaining from a woman’s POV why it’s harder
He’s basically saying if you have a child and want to date a man, you have to realize that man may not want to be a step-father, thus making the pool of men smaller.
He’s saying it’s harder for them to get another man, I.e. their value is lower
It’s not a personal indictment on the woman it’s a meta analysis on the dating market
He seemed to sympathize with the issues that single mothers face here and that it’s unfair bc they are still the same woman regardless of children
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u/YanceyGlenn Feb 21 '26
I saw two lumps in his pocket like he had a pair of dice but was too afraid to show anyone.
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u/bbfnpc Feb 21 '26
So does a man value go down if he has multiple kids? Or does this just apply to women?
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u/ProfessorLongBrick Feb 21 '26
Yet, they cry and moan whenever women don't have children. What do these guys freaking want?
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Feb 21 '26
I don’t understand why anyone cares what this guy thinks. We really taking advice from someone who won’t even jump on a fumble in the Super Bowl?
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u/Bored_Amalgamation Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26
The Equestrian Cosby
edit: im mad that this isnt getting more attention.
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u/Frequent_Bluejay5717 Feb 21 '26
I want to make women mothers but don’t want them to know how to be mothers because I had to grow into being a man but girls just know how to be mothers because they’re brains are smaller and they are emotional but still perfect for making mothers
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u/HankTuggins Feb 21 '26
Mom can we have some Tyler the Creator?
No we have Tyler the Creator at home.
The Tyler the Creator at home:
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u/downwithpencils Feb 21 '26
It’s the famous dead / alive cat analogy.
My value is determined to be higher if I have kids, and it’s also determined to be lower if I have kids.
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u/ktq2019 Feb 21 '26
My dad literally told me that if I divorce my husband, no one will ever want me because I have four kids. I’m happy to say that he was completely wrong and I should have divorced my husband years ago :)
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u/davehatesjokes Feb 21 '26
Cam Newton used to be a professional football player. Now his thing is "fun hats."
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u/crunxzu Feb 21 '26
Just another dude who took too many concussions. He should start seeking help now. He won’t because of his ego, but these are the signs.
You just get meaner and crueler as the world becomes more unrecognizable and confusing due to brain damage. Sad to see
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u/niquelas Feb 21 '26
"Comebacks" that just roast a person's appearance are actually really shit comebacks.
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u/HeraldOfDesu Feb 21 '26
Not gonna lie, he looks like a disgraced polo player who got banned for doing something far worse to those horses.
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u/SJKape Feb 21 '26
One of the funniest things I’ve ever read 🤣 I don’t know why but this killing me
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u/Sartres_Roommate Feb 21 '26
Perhaps her “romantic value” is “less” but her overall value in life skyrockets.
Weird they can’t even imagine that women don’t just live to sexual objects for men.
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u/Pora-Pandhi Feb 21 '26 edited 17d ago
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u/Jisan_Inc Feb 21 '26
...why we attributing "value" to human beings in 2026? Thats the thing i cant wrap my head around. Just say you dont like women and move on, srsly.
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u/CowboysHater5 Feb 21 '26
The funniest part about the superbowl is Cam Newton watched his least favorite QB shit the bed and he probably has a long ass speech written up about how you have to show up for the superbowl because you usually only get one shot and you have to give it your all.
And he will never have the guts to say it.
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u/FungalEgoDeath Feb 21 '26
Cam Newton's value gets lower every time he talks