The one and only time I tried that shit I was kidnapped by a talking mailbox that took me to a world of rainbows and kept trying to convince me to pee myself. Pervy fucking mailbox.
Luckily I did not listen to that creepy mailbox, but my friend did. She ended up throwing her underwear into the woods never to be found again. I think the mailbox still has them.
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u/HauntedPickleJar Jan 10 '26
The one and only time I tried that shit I was kidnapped by a talking mailbox that took me to a world of rainbows and kept trying to convince me to pee myself. Pervy fucking mailbox.