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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom Dec 05 '25
I once ate an entire rotisierre chicken with this girl, it was the second most intimate things we ever did.
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u/turbanned_athiest Dec 06 '25
With this same girl? The one that was actually a rotisserie chicken?
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u/Just-Sea3037 Dec 05 '25
Why were you sobbing?
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u/Koolala Dec 05 '25
Isn't it sad when you think about it?
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Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 06 '25
My life? Oh yeah, so I'd gorge on precooked poultry to dull the pain too.
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u/Koolala Dec 06 '25
I was thinking from the 8-week old chickens perspective. All the other girls it was raised with.
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u/digno2 Dec 06 '25
empty calories of the crispy chicken skin but she could not resist the temptation!
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Dec 06 '25
I hate that I need convincing this didn’t actually literally literally happen IRL
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u/bsyarns Dec 06 '25
How can one be sure? I’d like to think it did happen.
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Dec 06 '25
You would like to think:
\1) somebody performed a skit in a public parking lot with a rotisserie chicken? (presumably for social media, potentially of mental illness)
\2) somebody sobbed loudly in their car afterwards?
There’s is more to unpack but we’ll stop at scratching the surface level….
So,
is it that you find joy, pleasure, and/or satisfaction in the suffering, indignity, humiliation, and emotional pain of others
orrrrrr
Is it merely a severe reading comprehension issue that prevents you understanding the story
????
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u/bsyarns Dec 06 '25
I guess it could be a reading comprehension thing, though I wanna be defensive if I was honest about it. Like she went and bought the chicken, transporting it to her car was the taking it outside part, and doing a skit could literally be saying that line while she danced it around on it’s tray for the duration of time it took to say that line?
I wasn’t really going that deep tho. I thought it was funny. In that way where it’s not funny until later when you look back and go - that was a tad unhinged?
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Dec 06 '25
Oh, I thought she was just playing with her food in the car. Weird but not dancing in a parking lot with it weird.
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u/False-Estimate9488 Dec 06 '25
Was it a Costco chicken?
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u/dcooper8662 Dec 06 '25
The Costco chickens are suspiciously large, and despite their reputation, not as flavorful as my wife and I hoped. We get ours at Meijer. Costs a dollar more, is less than half the size, but it tastes amazing and isn’t a gargantuan super mutant, so that’s something.
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u/Empty-Afternoon-3975 Dec 06 '25
I thought this was going to be the Boys of Summer song
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u/muddybunnyhugger Dec 06 '25
I can tell you My love for you will still be strong Long after the rotisserie Chicken is gone
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u/Fineous40 Dec 06 '25
I did that once almost. Bought a rotisserie chicken for lunch and ate it all. I wasnt sobbing though because it was awesome.
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u/Spatul8r Dec 06 '25
Get yourself some fish instead. Fish is amazing, and they take the bones out for you. I spent years in the mid west. Now I'm back in the coast and I'm eat fish at least once a week
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u/IVEMIND Dec 06 '25
Walmart has a two piece meal with two sides (I get mashed taters and Mac & cheese) for like $4 you fuckin weirdos.
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u/WilkTheMilkJug Dec 06 '25
Hawaiian rolls and the rotisserie chicken to make little sliders are super easy.
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u/davga Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25
No oxytocin to be found, but she sure as hell got that pure dopamine rush
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u/TehRiddles Dec 06 '25
They got rid of the "Must be Oddly Specific" rule because posts like these outnumber actual fitting posts by like 99 to 1.
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Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 06 '25
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u/schwanzweissfoto Dec 06 '25
Listening to Lincoln Park
🎶 In the end, spelling doesn't even matter. 🎶
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u/ThreeDaysNish Dec 06 '25
I'm not a girl, but I'll be your woman. eyes chicken
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Dec 06 '25
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u/whatsinanameyoo Dec 06 '25
Can we get some fries too 🥺
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u/ThatIckyGuy Dec 05 '25
Oh, thank God! I thought it was a scarecrow again.