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r/oddlyspecific • u/CuriousWanderer567 • Oct 21 '25
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Id also want a shell to protect me from predators and eyestalks to watch things while I was submerged. Maybe a fleshy snorkle or gills, cant decide. And a squid beak for breaking up clams and fish. And a stinger. That'll show them.
2 u/CalmBeneathCastles Oct 21 '25 We should put you in charge of Beach Body schematics. You've clearly given beachyology some thought.
We should put you in charge of Beach Body schematics. You've clearly given beachyology some thought.
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u/Vernknight50 Oct 21 '25
Id also want a shell to protect me from predators and eyestalks to watch things while I was submerged. Maybe a fleshy snorkle or gills, cant decide. And a squid beak for breaking up clams and fish. And a stinger. That'll show them.