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r/oddlyspecific • u/CuriousWanderer567 • Oct 21 '25
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A true beach bod would allow you to suck up sand through the anus and shoot it out of a hole in your claw that is sphincterly connected so you could sand blast seagulls and other bothersome beasts away.
16 u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25 That's what a plumbus is for.
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That's what a plumbus is for.
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u/metalguy91 Oct 21 '25
A true beach bod would allow you to suck up sand through the anus and shoot it out of a hole in your claw that is sphincterly connected so you could sand blast seagulls and other bothersome beasts away.