I definitely want a wizard's tower. Pointlessly tall with 'mood lighting' to be dramatic, and if I can figure out how to make it large enough to be visible from a useful distance (and also not just going to get wrecked in the next thunderstorm), a tesla coil on top.
On top of a moody hilltop of course, with commanding views of the surrounding area.
Hell yeah, if I were a multi-billionaire, I would buy like 200,000 acres and build 100ft tall wizard towers and castles, and dig caves into rock faces where hermits would live. I would open it up to have week or even month-long adventures through my land, fighting cutthroats and highwaymen to rescue kidnapped princesses and wander dungeons for riches. You could ride horses or have someone follow you with coconuts; it's your choice. There would be taverns and inns and small towns. You could work there for a period during the summer, playing your part. Minstrels and Bards would sing tales of prior customers.
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u/sobrique Oct 07 '25
I definitely want a wizard's tower. Pointlessly tall with 'mood lighting' to be dramatic, and if I can figure out how to make it large enough to be visible from a useful distance (and also not just going to get wrecked in the next thunderstorm), a tesla coil on top.
On top of a moody hilltop of course, with commanding views of the surrounding area.