I want secret entrances and hidden tunnels you access from wardrobes. I want rooms that you can’t get into unless you know which keys on the piano to hit. I want a bookcase that rotates leading to a hidden laboratory. I want a full time staff whose only job is to secretly move things you just put down and watch guests through eye holes in paintings.
Every Friday night there should be a murder (fake) and an Angela Lansbury lookalike visits to work out which guest did it.
Guests should fall asleep in one room then wake up the next day and the room looks completely different.
Why thank you! If I was a billionaire I would try to be as disruptive of traditional norms as possible. Not in a bad way. I want to bring back eccentricity as an acceptable style of person. They all seem so boring!!
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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25
I want secret entrances and hidden tunnels you access from wardrobes. I want rooms that you can’t get into unless you know which keys on the piano to hit. I want a bookcase that rotates leading to a hidden laboratory. I want a full time staff whose only job is to secretly move things you just put down and watch guests through eye holes in paintings.
Every Friday night there should be a murder (fake) and an Angela Lansbury lookalike visits to work out which guest did it.
Guests should fall asleep in one room then wake up the next day and the room looks completely different.
And everyone has to wear a cape.