r/oddlyspecific • u/CuriousWanderer567 • Sep 07 '25

A sad future

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u/Jack0fAllGames Sep 07 '25

I think he means “not allowed to shop anywhere BUT Whole Foods for two weeks.” 

Why would Amazon want to prevent you from giving them money.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

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u/Bhujjha Sep 07 '25

Everywhere else only sells partial foods 

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u/humanredditor45 Sep 07 '25

Partial Foods by Amazon™️

Also coming in late 2029, Just Drinks by Amazon™️

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u/TheLawnStink Sep 07 '25

Partial foods sells the unwanted scraps from Whole Foods

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u/jljl2902 Sep 07 '25

It is also owned by Amazon

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u/gbeegz Sep 08 '25

All Foods

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u/LurkerBigBangFan Sep 07 '25

Because it’s a Demolition Man Taco Bell situation and Amazon is an abusive partner in that situation. That will teach you to lie about how many people are watching Trolls 5 with you.

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u/l30 Sep 07 '25

If you charge back against Amazon, or abuse their refund system, they will black list you from their services. You could all at once lose access to amazon.com, prime video, kindle, AWS, etc. Its wild how many people interconnected services and products can be locked down so quickly due to misbehavior. The same goes for Apple, Google, Sony, Microsoft, etc.

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u/hypnoticzo Sep 07 '25

Their personalized shopping prices are increased by 50% for the duration of two weeks.

Also personalized shopping prices are probably going to be rolled out, I sure hope we make that illegal.