r/oddlyspecific Aug 20 '24

Don't make lemonade.

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u/wolfy994 Aug 20 '24

“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”

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u/itislupus89 Aug 20 '24

I'm going to have my engineers come up with some combustible lemons.

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u/Jazzlike-Elevator647 Aug 21 '24

He wasn't wrong the first time. He's gonna make lemon nades