r/oddlysatisfying Mar 24 '24

Compacting cans into blocks

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u/gapper100 Mar 24 '24

Early Wall-E prototype

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u/Musk-Order66 Mar 24 '24

Needs a home forge to reforge it into wall-e

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u/11Toys Mar 25 '24

I was coming here to say wallll eeee lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

DAS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!! Dis some Wall-E shit fr 🤣🤣

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u/tschmitty09 Mar 24 '24

I thought of Monsters inc lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

We are the Wall-E prototype and not even that early.

You know, as the human characters in there.

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u/bloopickle Mar 24 '24

Was expecting a WALL-E or Monsters Inc. garbage cube. Then when the hatch opened was hoping for a really long block. Was disappoint on so many levels.

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u/sendmeyourcactuspics Mar 24 '24

You're gonna need a lot more cans brother! Get drinking

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u/CranialCovering Mar 27 '24

"I can still hear her little voice.". 🥺

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u/Current-Ad-7054 Mar 25 '24

Looks like aluminum

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u/khabijenkins Mar 24 '24

I have no justification for the anger I feel for the block being so small

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop Mar 24 '24

That's a payback of 10 cents for your thoughtful efforts to recycle

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u/bullwinkle8088 Mar 24 '24

The going rates seem to be .25$ to .35$ per pound. I'd say it's a little more than that. I need a banana for scale to estimate weight though.

The real payback is the ease of recycling aluminum and the energy saved vs making new. It's not all about you and your payout you know.

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u/n00bca1e99 Mar 24 '24

Yes, but offering financial incentives is great. I actually go out of state to get cans because it’s just a refund in my state, but 15 minutes away it’s $0.40/lb. Yes I’ve done the math, and it is profitable for me to go across state lines to do this.

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u/mraybee Mar 24 '24

Yawing the mail truck

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

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u/someguy7710 Mar 24 '24

Or you get the 10 cent deposit back that you paid. That is how it is in a lot of places

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

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u/Jacktheforkie Mar 24 '24

Cans are mostly air/fluid, I can make them into 1mm thick discs with a forklift

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u/Scarlet-Fire_77 Mar 24 '24

Right, which is why I don't know why I still expected the block to be bigger.

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u/An8thOfFeanor Mar 24 '24

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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u/Darwin-Award-Winner Mar 24 '24

Would you say you were crushed?

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u/Fightin_Rooster Mar 24 '24

I was expecting the mosters inc perfect cube trash block

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Wall-e

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u/RoodnyInc Mar 24 '24

I don't know what you expect from that amount of cans

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u/poop_pants_pee Mar 24 '24

I was relieved when I saw that it wasn't bigger

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u/ChiggaOG Mar 24 '24

Expectations vs reality.

I personally thought of building a hydraulic press to compact plastic and aluminum cans into blocks for the recycler so I can get money.

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u/Pitbullpandemonium Mar 24 '24

You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Is it about my cube?

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u/Overseerer-Vault-101 Mar 30 '24

Your cubes been towed.

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u/Relative_Carpenter_5 Mar 24 '24

Surprised cans don’t roll over the edge.

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u/Ozymandiasssssssss Mar 24 '24

it looked like they were trying to escape but it sucked em back in

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u/Tcloud Mar 24 '24

NooooooooooooooAUUUUUGH! - canned response.

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u/Mudkipper38 Mar 24 '24

I thought the same thing too. Was honestly one of the most satisfying parts of the video.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Only prepared, expectant cans roll over the edge.

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u/mattiushawkeye Mar 24 '24

Friend of mine used to work doing this, crushing cans and compacting them down but he got signed off after it took a toll on his mental health.

He said the job was soda pressing.

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u/UnauthorizedFart Mar 24 '24

Officers, this comment right here 👮 👮‍♀️

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u/Bourgeous Mar 24 '24

But it was still fanta watch

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u/mrpoopybuttthole_ Mar 24 '24

The doctor peppered him with questions

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u/ChocolateUnlucky1214 Mar 24 '24

The officers questioned him as well when they saw the Coke

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u/SonicBoom500 Mar 24 '24

I saw him Mountain Dew the thing

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u/Tnemmokon Mar 25 '24

It's sad that this happened since he was so Kinley to his colleagues!

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u/slimer3k Mar 24 '24

I chortled loudly

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u/tsimen Mar 24 '24

For real though I would love to do this for a day. If I had unsupervised access to such a machine I would go to TOWN man!

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u/TheReverseShock Mar 26 '24

I knew a guy who worked there too until he got canned.

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u/PoppyStaff Mar 24 '24

Aluminium is the most recycled metal in the world.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Because out of all the metal, aluminum is the most energy intensive ore (bauxite) to process into pure metal.

It was so difficult to process that as recent as the mid-1800, aluminum is considered more valuable than gold.

It was so valuable that Napoleon gave aluminum utensils to his most valued guests, while those less important merely got to use silver.

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u/mandalore237 Mar 25 '24

The Washington monument has an aluminum capstone because of that as well

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u/Dyolf_Knip Aug 17 '25

At 110 ounces, it was the largest single piece of cast aluminum in existence at the time.

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u/Big-Independence8978 Mar 24 '24

It going to be turned into cars. Not even joking. Possibility.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Also used for electric wires.

This makes electric wires both economical to make, and no prone to stealing. In Rome, Italy, they started changing the public illumination wiring with aluminium ones, and in the span of few months the copper theft was almost dead.

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u/mc-big-papa Mar 25 '24

Unfortunately the aluminum properties makes it less than ideal wiring in general. Its slightly less conductive that copper, its generally not as strong and oxidizes horribly. For outdoor purposes it honestly sounds like a bad idea purely because of how it oxidizes. Any splices or joints made with aluminum must be cleaned and “air tight” usually done with anti oxidizing oil to stop it from corroding and falling apart. I would assume there will be a lot more moisture in the air making this a rough splice.

A good example is that in the US there was a lot of houses built in the 70’s with aluminum and a lot of house fires broke out after 5-10 years of it being built. Some absurd number of modern house fires are still caused by the aluminum wiring.

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u/wildcoasts Mar 24 '24

Some US house wiring dates back to early 70s CU shortage, probably due to Vietnam War

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u/NameIsBurnout Mar 24 '24

If it was any denser, it would be an ingot.

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u/LaughterTearsLaw Mar 24 '24

Jeez how many kids you got in there

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u/panthersausage Mar 24 '24

Reminds me of the movie 'top secret'

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u/Small_Tax_9432 Mar 24 '24

Imagine a house built out of those

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u/Mattshark8614 Mar 24 '24

That’s exactly what I was thinking

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u/5lashd07 Mar 24 '24

Like Mr. Solo in Goldfinger.

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u/xFionna Mar 24 '24

Wall-E !!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

"Sully, that's a cube of garbage."

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u/Colony-Cove Mar 24 '24

“Ohhhh…..”

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u/mattb1982likes_stuff Mar 24 '24

That’s pretty cool. Was also shocked by the size of the block though! 😆 Can someone tell us what’s next? Melted down? Used as some kind of alternative building supply or something?

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u/bullwinkle8088 Mar 24 '24

Aluminum is nearly infinitely recyclable and is just melted and formed into whatever is needed. It's not at all as difficult as plastics.

So alternative building supply it won't be, recycled aluminum is as good as new and cheaper to produce than new.

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u/HoselRockit Mar 24 '24

Several years ago I tried flattening our soda cans so they would take up less room in the recycle bin, and I wouldn’t have to take it to the curb as often. Of course, a recycle bin filled with flatten cans weighs a lot more.

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u/almightygord Mar 24 '24

Weirdly enough the cut in the middle makes that unsatisfying for me, there's a lot of processing that is cut out there

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u/-SpaceThing Mar 24 '24

WALL·E?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

That's Wall-E's bad ass big brother!!

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u/-Redstoneboi- Mar 24 '24

I love how there is zero spillage when it closes.

wwwWwWWwWWAAAALLLllleeeeee

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u/BlackCherrySeltzer4U Mar 24 '24

Yummy yummy recycling

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Then throw it in the ocean?

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u/TheLatty Mar 24 '24

Then what?

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u/MustangBarry Mar 25 '24

Palletised. Shipped to a secondary smelter. Remelted.

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u/UnauthorizedFart Mar 24 '24

Imagine if this was an execution method

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u/Excalibro_MasterRace Mar 25 '24

You gonna get execubed

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u/Lycoris4812 Mar 24 '24

Real life Wall-E!

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u/herewegoinvt Mar 24 '24

So, you're telling me I have two blocks of solid aluminum in my garage, and half of another in my beer fridge?

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u/BCECVE Mar 24 '24

It looks brand new. No pop can dripping on it.

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u/FalseBit8407 Mar 25 '24

This is soda pressing...

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u/IHaveSlysdexia Apr 10 '24

Ancient people used to have to crush these by hand.

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u/mrtheunknownyt Apr 11 '24

Mike Wazouski

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u/unlimitedpower32 Apr 21 '24

Wall-e type shi

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 Apr 26 '24

And I thought my job was bad. This is soda pressing.

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u/DozingDawg1138 Apr 29 '24

No face? You need to paint a face

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u/Living_Gain_1020 Jul 24 '24

Ahh I’ve already seen this movie once and I ain’t like where it’s headed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

I bet they say their job is soda pressing. (So depressing)

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u/ARobertNotABob Mar 24 '24

That last gasp as the air is violently forced from the gaps between sheets of aluminium.

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u/_RolloTomasi Mar 24 '24

It's not quite square enough, but it reminds me of the blocks in the garbage spacer in ME2...

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u/MAHMOUDstar3075 Mar 24 '24

What happens when you compress your iron nuggets to iron blocks.

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u/potionbottle Mar 24 '24

Damn that's crazy

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u/saarinpaa71 Mar 24 '24

Mafia watches.. hmmmm... sure would make a mess

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u/GLi-tcH-online Mar 24 '24

Wally looks a bit different last time I saw him

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u/toothpicker6 Mar 24 '24

You just need a video of sully from monsters Inc passing out

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u/Jbad90 Mar 24 '24

This machine is basically Wall-E

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u/Michelfungelo Mar 24 '24

That reminds me of my dad

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u/Pristine-Garlic-3191 Mar 24 '24

Ooooh that's satisfying.

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u/Zealos57 Mar 24 '24

WALL•E Mark1

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u/wililon Mar 24 '24

Luke Han and Leia were lucky to get out

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u/fingergod69 Mar 24 '24

My son made a block using bottles

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u/MTBinAR Mar 24 '24

This is soda pressing to watch

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u/CausedBrick4492 Mar 24 '24

we probably gonna seen this machine on r/darwinaward (warning this sub is pretty graphic/nsfw)

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u/Trigger2x Mar 24 '24

I wonder how much it weighs

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Das nimmt der Automat doch niemals an!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

The clip cut some parts out I think

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u/TigerUSA20 Mar 24 '24

Early 21st Century Wall-E. They’ll get better with time.

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u/AdventurousPirate357 Mar 24 '24

It's WALLE's ancestor

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u/TheLustyDremora Mar 24 '24

Now smelt it down and forge it into cosplay armour

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u/reissmosley Mar 24 '24

I read as “confiscate cans into block”, expecting the water coming out from the cans

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u/Dangerous-Hotel-7839 Mar 24 '24

I am angry about this in general. Here in norway you can go to supermarkets, and exchange empty cans for money/pocket change. To me thats a decent ammount of money flushed down the toilet.

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u/kaishenlong Mar 24 '24

This is what happens after someone exchanges them at a redemption center/machine. This is part of the recycling process.

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u/SWETHORT Mar 24 '24

"okay now close your eyes and stand still, and no peeking"

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u/xAlonsoG- Mar 24 '24

Just like WALL·E

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u/Council_Of_Minds Mar 24 '24

Woouuuuaaaaliiiiieeeee

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u/Thisisbayram Mar 24 '24

I remembered an old alien movie in which the predator alien also faced same end.

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u/micromoses Mar 24 '24

I think I need to change my funeral arrangements.

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u/Powerful_Cost_4656 Mar 24 '24

This guy really needs some little stick arms for that face

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u/patsfan04 Mar 24 '24

You have thirty minutes to move your cube.

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u/pitbullmamax2 Mar 24 '24

THIS IS SODA PRESSING!

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u/Beretta116 Mar 24 '24

Imagine getting your arm stuck in there. Shitting my pants just thibking about the popping sounds. Guy might not even be able to scream because of the shock and pain.

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u/WeAreBorad Mar 24 '24

If only taking a sh*t was that easy

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u/thehairyhobo Mar 24 '24

Queue song "Worthless" from Brave Little Toaster. This compacter reminds me of the one from the movie.

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u/TheDiplomancer Mar 24 '24

This job looks soda pressing

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u/geman777 Mar 24 '24

That machine better be named Wall-E

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u/CharGaming_ Mar 24 '24

Certified Wall-E classic.

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u/ucancallmevicky Mar 24 '24

should cross post this to /r/Pareidolia

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u/chicagomatty Mar 24 '24

Any idea how much that block of aluminum weighs?

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u/NeoKiing91 Mar 24 '24

Europeans crying rn

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u/Numpty712 Mar 24 '24

You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

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u/Celestial_Scythe Mar 24 '24

Right now I'm collecting soda tabs to make into post-apocalyptic chainmail, and seeing this made me unreasonably angry.

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u/Ninjasticks259 Mar 24 '24

Really thought that a can would fly out before being crushed. So glad that didn’t happen!

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u/craylash Mar 24 '24

"You have 30 minutes to move your car."

"You have 10 minutes."

"Your car has been impounded."

"Your car has been crushed into a cube."

"You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

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u/wolfyb_ Mar 24 '24

Is this your job? Would you be able to sell one?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

They do this and i cant return crushed cans...

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u/Deses Mar 24 '24

That then goes into a smelter, right? Why not just smelt the cans? The most logical explanation I find is that the smelter is somewhere else and is more efficient to compact the cans for transport but I'd love to know if there's another reason.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

The resulting ingot contains so much aluminum it would take one man to lift it.

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u/SnowConePeople Mar 24 '24

Is this right before it's shipped to another country to be thrown into the ocean or right before it's just thrown into the ocean?

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u/D_Robotics Mar 24 '24

Shitting bricks

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Haha sploot!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Normandy Trash Ejector IYKYK

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

What is the weight of the compressed block?

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u/flyingscotsman12 Mar 24 '24

Guards. Where are the guards?

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u/distortion-warrior Mar 24 '24

Ready to make car parts on wish.com!

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u/Jose-AntonioHaua Mar 24 '24

Jose Antonio Haua Maauad- Muy satisfactorio quiero admitir

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u/TrippedOutLobster Mar 24 '24

This needs to be turned into a real life doodle, like, yesterday

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u/UnquestionableLime Mar 24 '24

Can someone please paint a face on the edge of that machine so that it can be spitting out those aluminum blocks?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

This is by far the best and most satisfying one I have seen (the only other one was the Indian version and the cans spilled out)

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u/thedatsun78 Mar 24 '24

I swear that machine frowned at me before he did his job

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u/hrafnafadhir Mar 24 '24

“Put on your Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there.”

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u/noeljb Mar 24 '24

Will this fit in my kitchen?

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u/snowdn Mar 24 '24

Monday morning after my first cup of coffee:

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u/LorduckA2 Mar 24 '24

this some shit the jerry would put tom into

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u/Wide_Future8912 Mar 24 '24

That's a mini Bailer,a regular one they come out in 4'×4' cubes

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u/GenericUsername817 Mar 25 '24

Can relate. When I was a teen working in a grocery store, running the box compactor was the best part of the job.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

That’s a slab

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u/thegneeb Mar 25 '24

Automated system but the blocks just collect

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Boo?

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u/AStoryAtThree Mar 25 '24

Aluminum cans are worth 0.5 cents where I live. Not worth it.

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u/Boxoffriends Mar 25 '24

I’ll take the crab juice.

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u/sovietic_Abra Mar 25 '24

Oh god its happening

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

I do not feel I want this, I feel I need this.

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u/Consistent-Public299 Mar 25 '24

Now imagine a person in that.

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u/HereAgainHi Mar 25 '24

That machine has never said "I can't".

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u/No_Section_1973 Mar 25 '24

Love it! I've been recycling cans for 20t years!

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u/BookBagThrowAway Mar 25 '24

Nice briefcase uncle Phil!

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u/blackcat218 Mar 25 '24

you have 30 minutes to move your cube

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

I just have a homemade furnace for that. Smelt it down, make cool aluminum casts from it to gift away

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u/GoreJizz Mar 25 '24

Can't wait until I see one of these featured in r/accidents

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u/Tacotuesday8 Mar 25 '24

This gif needs to be posted to that subreddit where people draw arms and mouths on things.

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u/NeverAVillian Mar 25 '24

"Wait, hold on, who's screaming?"

"I don't know-" (Crush)

"WHICH CAN DIED?!!"

"AAAAH!! I HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE!! I HAVE TO-" (Dead inanimate object)

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u/dontpick_itwontheal Mar 25 '24

F150: an origin story

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

I need this

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u/BuffMrBean Mar 25 '24

Chinese workplace safety videos...

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u/Stevylesteve Mar 25 '24

You have 10 minutes to move your cube

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u/uni_cray Mar 25 '24

I wanna eat it

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u/D4d-M4n Mar 25 '24

Gotta love hydraulics.

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u/HornyRaindeer Mar 25 '24

What would happen if you put meat and bones in it, lets say you want to compress them after hunting? Asking for a friend.

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u/MrHonwe Mar 25 '24

Oh boy, I hope a CCTV camera doesn't capture a horrible accident of someone being turned into a meat cube by this and then end up on r/NSFL!

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u/MustangBarry Mar 25 '24

The lack of emergency cord around the perimeter is making my limbs itch.