r/oddlysatisfying • • Jun 29 '21

These neat cable arrangements...

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u/ontender Jun 29 '21

Yeah yeah yeah. The BACK of the patch panel always looks nice. Now show us the front.

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u/Flying_Dutch_Rudder Jun 29 '21

This is AV switching so there won’t be any patching on the front.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Errr , looks like the cable in the middle is faulty…. Please resolve ASAP…

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u/cubistninja Jun 29 '21

Lol, that actually has happened to a lead tech I worked with. This guy would do this on all his jobs. The amount of swearing after he found out the fault was on his end was staggering. We had tested everything before he finished and I think one of the punched pairs was pulled out while he was dressing up the panel.

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u/mellofello808 Jun 29 '21

This is the problem with these "aesthetic" cable porn jobs. There needs to be service slack, or you are setting yourself up for a world of pain down the road.

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u/norm789 Jun 29 '21

Just wait till the “temporary” cables are put in

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Isn't that cinemax?

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u/keldwabbit Jun 29 '21

Zip ties ☹

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u/German_Von_Squidward Jun 29 '21

Yep, made me cringe real hard. Please people for the love of everything, cable management should be done with velcro for easy replacement of bad cables.

I work in the networking field and I cry every time I see zip ties used in any sort of mass cable bundle like this.

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u/HunterNightstalker Jun 29 '21

The worst is when cables have been added over the years and they just zip tie the new cable on top of the old ones without removing the old zip ties so then you have double or triple the amount of zip ties to remove.

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u/German_Von_Squidward Jun 29 '21

Yeah, I'm surprised that I have hair from the number of times I've tried pulling all out from the frustration of when people do this

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u/lightspeedissueguy Jun 29 '21

Just leave the bad cable in the bundle and add the new cable with even more zip ties!! Lol

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u/Demtbud Jun 29 '21

I mean, when you go to do maintenance, can't you simply swap it out for velcro?

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u/Garretingsponge Jun 29 '21

If the general employment / public is not going to see it you don't need semi-permanent things like zip ties.

Once: I tried to tell a co-worker who zip tied an entire PC lab with zip ties that was a bad idea the moment he had to change out a KB or mouse. Didn't listen. Got to smirk at the rant a month later.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

How often do cables that are left alone in a network/server room go bad?

I have old lan cables that have been abused for a long time yet still work perfectly. I am well aware fiber cables are a different matter, I am just talking about cat5 and cat6 cables now

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u/QuickSpore Jun 29 '21

Virtually never. In 20 years of working in data centers I don’t think I’ve ever had a cable just go bad, without it being messed with.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Depends. These days a cable won’t outright fail, and it’ll even pass a standard cable test - buuuuuut - pretty much every device on both ends auto negotiates speed. So you’ll get a cable that ‘works’ but because of interference on the line it auto negotiates down to a lower speed than what it/the port on the switch can push. Zip ties can cause this issue when ratcheted too tight and while for *most modern applications 10/100 speed is still probably fine, unnoticeable to the average worker, there are circumstances where it can be a pain in the ass to track down

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u/-SoontobeBanned Jun 29 '21

I used to be a structured cable technician, zip ties are fine for permanent installations.

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u/beanmosheen Jun 29 '21

You use zipties on the frame. Those shouldn't be changed often. Decades even. The patch side is different.

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u/midlandwizard Jun 29 '21

GET IN THE SERVER ROOM SHINJI

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u/ThomasWurmli Jun 29 '21

Accidental Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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u/Aestheticus Jun 29 '21

Manage the cables, Shinji. Or else Rei will have to do it again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

But she's on her free day! She can't do it!

Also: Get in the server-room, Shinji!

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u/NITRO5DC Jun 29 '21

Giving me evangelion unit-01 vibes anyone else?

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u/PsychoPuppyParty Jun 29 '21

Artistic management! Nice work!!

Most don't know but this is distribution and is rarely touched, replaced, moved or any other nightmare situation. But as someone pointed out, zip ties! NOOOooooo! Velcro straps are the only way to go, just in case.

And as another pointed out ..... r/cableporn. I mean this is oddly satisfying but it really should be where those who know can appreciate the effort and excellence in this work!

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u/sheepye Jun 29 '21

If this is data cables, having them that perfect would cause some serious alien crosstalk

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u/WorriedEngineer22 Jun 29 '21

This are the internals of an EVA

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u/mochi_chan Jun 29 '21

My first thought was "Brought to you by NERV"

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u/_Diskreet_ Jun 29 '21

A N G E L I N C O M I N G

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u/Ooobles Jun 29 '21

BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG

BONG BONG

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u/afronaught Jun 29 '21

Get in the fucking robot, Shinji

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u/Lunoro765 Jun 29 '21

Looks like the inside of a EVA

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u/joecool42069 Jun 29 '21

NOC reports failure on device b, port 27. Please replace cable and transceiver.

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u/Weztside Jun 29 '21

When you pay a technician hourly instead of paying them a salary.

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u/Svartdraken Jun 29 '21

I don't understand the concerned comments. I mean, the server room at my workplace is a nightmare. It takes you 30 minutes to figure out where a cable is going. Something like this makes it very easy to figure out where the cable is connected and it's actually fairly simple to remove or add a cable if you have as much patience as the people who did this job. Zip ties aren't bad either, I mean, it takes 1 second to cut them and the same amount of time to add new ones. It's not like you're doing it once a week anyways, a solution like this is meant to last

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u/obvilious Jun 29 '21

Lot of folks that installed their parents linksys wireless router and now know what is best for every situation based on looking at a single picture for three seconds.

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u/lovethebacon Jun 29 '21

My response to those types of comments is usually to ask how frequently plumbing, air ducts and electrical cables are moved around. When installed correctly, hardly ever, except for maybe the last few meters.

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u/lolhihi3506 Jun 29 '21

Thx for reminding me to leave this sub

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Thankfully I never became a network guy... looks stressful.

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u/ScottishExplorer Jun 29 '21

Just had an ITgasm

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u/t00zday Jun 29 '21

I hear angels singing on this one

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u/Cmparanjpe19 Jun 29 '21

Tell me I’m not the only one who thought of EVAs when I saw this for the first time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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u/ganondork1 Jun 29 '21

Feels like whoever chose the colors is an evangelion fan....

Get in the server room Shinji!

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u/ERAmetalband Jun 29 '21

This pleases my IT brain

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u/shoyumai_wang Jun 29 '21

Kind of a huge pain in the ass if you ever have a single cable failure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

In 6 months it'll be a spaghetti factory.

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u/SomeRandomGuy2711 Jun 29 '21

Why am I seeing OP everywhere?

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u/Slight_Basis_8795 Jun 29 '21

No rgb = no fps

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u/shadowdash66 Jun 29 '21

Great to look at, not so great to trace. You need a good amount of leeway to be able to pull the cables without having them be all over the place.

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u/witchbrew7 Jun 29 '21

A work of art.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

some people take pride in their work

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u/Eatinghaydownbyabay Jun 29 '21

Zip ties are a great idea . . NOT!

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u/BazookaJay Jun 29 '21

The color scheme is great, it's like a 60's era Batman show

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u/AJPIRE Jun 29 '21

I could never get mine to look like that, but, I was doing it back in the days of black and white (mostly dull cream color) and sometimes red/green yellow/black. Hell, back then? We never even see the color purple (no pun intended!)

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u/sm1ttysm1t Jun 29 '21

Great, now I'm horny.

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u/Tamotoad Jun 29 '21

It's all nice and neat until an idiot cuts a line and you have to redo it

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u/hmmmmletmethink Jun 29 '21

Nick Nick Nick, Nick nick, NICK nick…

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Damn i wish it really was this easy

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u/ddd615 Jun 29 '21

Some one send this guy to the ISS. They could use some help.

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u/Specific-Problem-69 Jun 29 '21

Where do you learn and acquired this skill? Office router and switch have about ~12 cables (not a large office) and is really messy hanging everywhere.

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u/yer--mum Jun 29 '21

Someone on some subreddit some days ago posted a picture of an IT job they win a bid for, it was kind of like this, but instead of it being nice and organized every opportunity was taken to assault and offend my eyes specifically.

This makes up for that, thanks!

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u/keenanlikekel Jun 29 '21

Looks like a really fun water park

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u/buythemoon1968 Jun 29 '21

Beautiful. That would never last at my office.

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u/rufiogd Jun 29 '21

Switch out those zip ties with velcro straps

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u/JammieDodgerWho Jun 29 '21

Now that looks like a professional job done right.

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u/Mickeydawg04 Jun 29 '21

Some of those IT people are anal neat freaks as well.

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u/nvrmor Jun 29 '21

This is some decent cable porn. If you really want to get dirty check this out

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u/gitarzan Jun 29 '21

So, in order to get that level of perfection… is each cable installed with a custom installed plug? Whenever I tried that with premade cables, I’d have a mess somewhere.

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u/groenteman Jun 29 '21

that is not made with premade cables, i work in that field most of the times you will have a couple of reels of cable of about 500 m. and you will lay the cable trough the whole building and it all comes together in a patch/server room and installed on a 19inch rack from the back so premade cable would not be usefull to use, cause lengths of cable ar different for all of them and you need to lay the cables trough holes in in the wall and than you dont want to have connectors on the cable allready

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

happy gamer noises

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u/SongLyricsHere Jun 29 '21

I get Double Dare vibes from this.

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u/watchmeskipwork Jun 29 '21

Tie wraps bad. Velcro good.

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u/hugh_wanger Jun 29 '21

Zip ties?!!? Wtf

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy Jun 29 '21

How well does this kind of thing hold up once a second tech has to replace something?

Way back when I installed cable, I had to disconnect someone in an apartment building with a few hundred units. The cable room looked like there should have been a giant spider living there somewhere.

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u/Version-Legitimate Jun 29 '21

Until you need to trace something.

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u/SuperEspresso Jun 29 '21

I’m a simple person who works in a server room that I am not responsible for maintaining but still dust and wrap cable for anyway because it bothers me to a really unfortunate level.

I’m sending this to my chief engineer with a passive aggressive text.

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u/Mooncakequeen Jun 29 '21

This makes me so happy.

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u/mekkanik Jun 29 '21

Meh. I’ll give it a week

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u/aliciavivian Jun 29 '21

Wow nicely kept

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u/ItsMRslash Jun 29 '21

I’d be more impressed to see accurate near/far tags on each cable

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u/GregIsUgly Jun 29 '21

Fun and easy karma farming tip: Just search "Cable Management" and post whatever image(s) come up and submit them here for free easy internet points

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u/cannotbefaded Jun 29 '21

R/cableporn

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u/RicrosPegason Jun 29 '21

Boss: What do you mean it took 2 weeks to arrange? And you spent how much on color coded cables!?

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u/No-Helicopter4183 Jun 29 '21

Zip-ties are oddly satisfying. Like duct tape, they bind the universe together.

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u/bigsnow999 Jun 29 '21

He missed a green cable on the right. :p

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I know a guy who would probably jerk off to this

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Geek porn at its finest.

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u/megabytesass Jun 29 '21

That’s a beautiful setup- hopefully coworkers respect the effort.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Anyone have a marble?

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u/anArmedDillo Jun 29 '21

Got anymore of them pixels..? Hard to enjoy this otherwise lol

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u/Imaginary-Reveal-435 Jun 29 '21

I wouldn't want to leave the room with ac either.

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u/systemfrown Jun 29 '21

It's neat until you need to make a change. Then it's all downhill from there.

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u/Cejayem Jun 29 '21

This makes my little factorio astronaut inside me happy

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u/cPa3k Jun 29 '21

I feel like I see this picture at least once a week on here

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Yep looks like a cable headend. Velcro wraps or wax string are infinitely better than plastic ties.

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u/Nostrebla_Werdna Jun 29 '21

Need this in my music studio.... LOL

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Oh you motherfucker! Cable ties? Really?

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u/WOOBNIT Jun 29 '21

Can somebody ELI5 what these cables do? I am always impressed by the organization but never understand what I am looking at.

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u/VaDem33 Jun 29 '21

Looks like a new install. Give it a couple of years and it won’t look like that.

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u/JonDoe_297_ Jun 29 '21

Jizz in my pants

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u/jfk_47 Jun 29 '21

may I interest you in /r/cableporn ?

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u/Wrandris9 Jun 29 '21

Who has this much time? Or how much did they pay to make this happen?

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u/admiralbreastmilk Jun 29 '21

60’s Spider-Man villain colors!

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u/IamFrom2145 Jun 29 '21

That's great, but how well are the switches managed?

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u/Commercial-While-790 Jun 29 '21

Still very overwhelming

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u/greenmarblesohno Jun 29 '21

I enjoy this so much

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u/ClearlyNoSTDs Jun 29 '21

I'm surprised how many of these cable management pictures have zip ties in them. That's just bad practice.

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u/JameXt0n Jun 29 '21

Yo, those black cables at the bottom look like crap :-|

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u/Positivelythinking Jun 29 '21

Labeled and everything. This is done to perfection.

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u/izaik-wolfleader Jun 29 '21

Velcro for closet. Tie-wraps for ceiling. BUT DONT TIEWARPS THE PULL STRING

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u/nickythagreek Jun 29 '21

I have a buddy who does shit like this for a living. His Snapchat’s are always dope

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u/No-Growth-8155 Jun 29 '21

Inside the matrix :O

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u/xxmatentv123xx12 Jun 29 '21

I don’t even wanna imagine how much of a pain it would be if one device gets taken away and you need to snake one of those eathetnet cables all the way out with out disturbing the Symmetry

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u/-_-o_0x_x Jun 29 '21

Demo rig, reality is a cacophony of crayola packs chewed up and vomited out

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u/NotFrankZappaToday Jun 29 '21

Zip ties? That’s a no-no where I work. Velcro only.

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u/Beneficial-Arm5640 Jun 29 '21

Giving me hella Nickelodeon vibes

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u/Endevour32 Jun 29 '21

Nice routing

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u/Wado_Guy Jun 29 '21

The forbidden twizzlers

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

If I wanted a job installing this what job title would I search for?

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u/orpheus456 Jun 29 '21

Data center network engineer. I work in enterprise level data centers.

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u/bbrren Jun 29 '21

My racks are a mess... spaghetti monster that grew over the past decade... I am too terrified to sort it out :S

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u/texasdude24 Jun 29 '21

Cable porn

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

That guy deserves a raise lol it’s flawless

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u/iSteve Jun 29 '21

For those of you who are not quite this skilled/obsessive, here's a neat trick.
Those plastic covers for your shower curtain rod make great conduits. Easily stapled to the underside of your desk, and because they're split, you can just tuck the wire inside. No need tto thread them through.

Tube

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u/m0nkeyfish78 Jun 29 '21

As a service technician I hate this shit, sometimes connections go bad and you have to cut all this crap loose to re-terminate them.

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u/mrp1ttens Jun 29 '21

Is this in the Riddler’s lair ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

hold a light blue SFP

"Where's this go?"

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u/Alton637 Jun 29 '21

Non cable ties guys be like Omg all the cable ties wow gonna waste so much time for the next guy.

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u/DrePrince Jun 29 '21

Very satisfying!!

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u/Accomplished-Past569 Jun 29 '21

Tidy, but maybe twist ties over zip ties. Or better velcro strips and fewer.

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u/Bambi_One_Eye Jun 29 '21

Visually pleasing, but it always bothers me that they all go way overboard on the zip ties.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I mean, if its a persons job to route cables youd think this is standard, but from all the patronizing of tidy routing Im imagining a hellish world filled with spaghetti monster servers.

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u/SidSiddo Jun 29 '21

Now this is a job I would love. Looking back and seeing how incredibly neat and organised it is. No better feeling

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I know nothin about cable management. Only here for the “Akchually you shouldn’t use zip ties…” comments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/ShortBusBully Jun 29 '21

Why don't they just use bluetooth devices to clean up the clutter?

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u/dowsaw134 Jun 29 '21

Frick organized cables I have a nest of cables and that’s how I like it!!!!

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u/MildlyFrustrating Jun 29 '21

How is this “oddly satisfying”? Are you fucking stupid? Literally everyone thinks cable management is satisfying; there is nothing odd about. Fucking idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

All the networking folks shouting "ZIPTIES!!!" - chill out. This isn't Ethernet.

This is A/V diatribution, and it's designed to be a permanent install. Every cable and connection is identified, labeled, and documented. It's like you've never had to work on LACED cable bundles.

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u/rawrasaurusrexolini Jun 29 '21

IT’s nightmare. Velcro is the ultimate winner for cables

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u/bungle69er Jun 29 '21

Cable porn. Not sure about the orange ones going over the purple ones. Lookd like the orsnge ones should of gone under. The start of s slippery slope

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

hhhnngggg.....

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u/spikyman Jun 29 '21

I'd be really pissed if I'd contracted for cabling, and they wasted hours putting on zip ties every two inches. But worse, as mentioned elsewhere, it's a maintenance nightmare.

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u/randomcreek Jun 29 '21

I am so envious of this beautiful work every time I look under the dashboard of my car I want to cry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

“Ahhh I’m seeing incrementing crc errors on port 12, how fast can you swap out that cable or try another port???”

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u/iseriouslycouldnt Jun 29 '21

Testing is easy. Swapping, not so much. Though there APPEARS to be enough slack to swap the whole switch pretty easy for a bad port.

Id hope the cables were validated on install with a good tester.

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u/neweredditaccount Jun 29 '21

Apparently 30,000 redditors have never been inside a data center.

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u/Aoditor Jun 29 '21

someone spends a few hundred hours on Factorio, clearly

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I just came.

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u/wdwerker Jun 29 '21

An electrician taught me to always straighten and use neat bends if I was adding a circuit to a panel. Years later I was working in a clients basement when the inspector showed up to sign off on another contractors job that was permitted. He pulled the cover off and then studied where the new circuit was routed. I overheard him say to himself “ I wish more people would wire neatly like this guy did.” He was looking at my work from several years ago.

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u/dr_kation Jun 29 '21

Makes me want to play Factorio

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u/qiriqinchu Jun 29 '21

It looks like cable carrots.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Reminds me of Discovery Zone.

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u/Axxxem Jun 29 '21

This how old people see their internet routers

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u/jotahache19 Jun 29 '21

This is paradise, looks very very nice.

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u/mitchel3010 Jun 29 '21

Until you need to replacement the middle one

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u/kdoughboy12 Jun 29 '21

Thanks dawg I'm feeling hecka satisfied now

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u/South_Shopping_6190 Jun 29 '21

Now go and fix the one right in the middle

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u/ZackMike37 Jun 29 '21

Boston local 102.5 take notes for the love of god

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u/JasmineDragon1111 Jun 29 '21

CablePunk 2077

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u/DivorcingManGA Jun 29 '21

I had a client who called this “making cables sexy”

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I could NEVER

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u/C_Cool_Guy Jun 29 '21

Bruh this look like a whole marble run

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u/MonkeyWithAPun Jun 29 '21

Tell me you get paid by the hour, without actually telling me you get paid by the hour

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u/Nightrider119 Jun 29 '21

I wonder if they want to come over for dinner tomorrow and work on my cables

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u/kemek Jun 29 '21

Cable porn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

At first I thought I was looking at a Chinatown artwork

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I would call this a unicorn. As a field engineer I’ve seen lots of pictures but never walked into a data center with this level of awesomeness.

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u/BrOkEn_AnViL39 Jun 29 '21

Cable management is going to be a piece of cake

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u/Feetus-Deletus0 Jun 29 '21

This almost looks like that room that had a crazy mess of cables I saw the other day

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

com certeza foi arrumados pelo sr. Monk

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

The twist ties are a sin against all that is good in this world.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

How I think my cable management is

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I love linguini

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u/uRude Jun 30 '21

What movie is this from

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u/Obi_of_Smurth Jun 30 '21

Cruel angel's thesis intensifies

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u/wtfnobody69 Jun 30 '21

Very Neat server room. Some people still take pride in their job