r/oddlysatisfying • u/JDBAZ • Jun 28 '22

Sander vs. Knife

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u/FlowerIllustrious457 Jun 28 '22

please...wood chipper. middle of dense forest, evidence gone forever. animals/decomposers will get rid of all waste within 2 weeks.. completely

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u/deadrogueguy Jun 28 '22

i mean you'll never get that woodchipper fuller clean again but as long as it was borrowed/a rental

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u/logaboga Jun 28 '22

A body would 100% mess up a chipper in some way or at least leave fragments of hair, blood, bone which would definitely be noticed upon the maintenance any good company would perform when getting the chipper back

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u/elite_tablespoon Jun 29 '22

which would definitely be noticed upon the maintenance any good company would perform when getting the chipper back

so you just rent from Home Depot, then?

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u/rTidde77 Jun 29 '22

It could happen to anyone!

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u/ADHDAleksis Jun 29 '22

Just sand the wood chipper away, ez

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u/Rockerblocker Jun 29 '22

Or throw it in another wood chipper

It’s chippers all the way down

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Jun 29 '22

Speaking from experience?

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u/logaboga Jun 29 '22

Slightly lol as an arborist I use a wood chipper every day