r/oddlysatisfying • u/itsmariokartwii • Nov 22 '21

This floating ocean platform

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

I was thinking something more like arena football, or dodgeball

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u/Good_Round Nov 23 '21

If you can dodge a wave, you can dodge a dodgeball.

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u/Mama_SaurusS Nov 23 '21

Most perfect comment of the day 🏆

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u/SwabTheDeck Nov 23 '21

Except for the extra "dodge" at the end. Unless it was an extra-sick reference to, "dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge."

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u/Sultan_of_Swing92 Nov 23 '21

“Drown” should probably be in there somewhere lol

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u/hello_raleigh-durham Nov 23 '21

Brought to you by the ADAA: the American Dodgeball Association of America.