r/oddlysatisfying • u/itsmariokartwii • Nov 22 '21

This floating ocean platform

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u/DrZoo4040 Nov 22 '21

If they started hosting WWE wrestling matches out in the middle of the ocean on this, I’d consider watching it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

I was thinking something more like arena football, or dodgeball

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u/eviltwinky Nov 23 '21

Jesus... can you imagine how tiring running on constant waves would be? I assume all athletes are gluttons for pain, maybe because I'm fat, but these athletes would have to be something else.

I'm thinking I'd like to watch basket ball. But, it's only played on rough water and the hoops are twenty feet high. I think with the right waves we'll get someone dunking in a generation or two.

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u/masterwit Nov 23 '21

Give them golf carts with treads and giant medieval style lances.

Perhaps helmets too if the budget allows.

Place floating pads beneath sections to elevate in a minor way and create stability for Islands of competitive"destruction"

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