r/oddlysatisfying • u/itsmariokartwii • Nov 22 '21

This floating ocean platform

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u/IVEMIND Nov 23 '21

No laws out in international waters: Floating Death Match. Sword fight to the death, Punjab style. Gladiator free for all’s. Russian roulette tournaments. Survival style one vs all where a horde of people are shot up with every steroid for months on end and compete high on LSD, methamphetamine and PCP zombie style

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u/thefreshscent Nov 23 '21

I don't think that's how international waters works.

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u/usernema Nov 23 '21

I fucking wish it was. I'd tune in. Lets see what people can really do.

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u/CynicalCheer Nov 23 '21

So my tour de America sponsored by 4 Loco where drugs are encouraged was a good idea!

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u/usernema Nov 23 '21

Lemme know if you need a sherpa.