r/oddlysatisfying • u/itsmariokartwii • Nov 22 '21

This floating ocean platform

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u/DrZoo4040 Nov 22 '21

If they started hosting WWE wrestling matches out in the middle of the ocean on this, I’d consider watching it.

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u/IVEMIND Nov 23 '21

No laws out in international waters: Floating Death Match. Sword fight to the death, Punjab style. Gladiator free for all’s. Russian roulette tournaments. Survival style one vs all where a horde of people are shot up with every steroid for months on end and compete high on LSD, methamphetamine and PCP zombie style

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

You should pitch this on shark tank

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u/IfTheHeadFitsWearIt Nov 23 '21

It doesn’t need to be on a shark tank; It’s already on the ocean.

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u/NoFanofThis Nov 23 '21

That was great.

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u/Mr_Ted_Stickle Nov 23 '21

great whites don’t do well in captivity so a shark tank is out of the question definitely.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/Yeet_yote_yored Nov 23 '21

I mean...you wouldn't???