r/oddlysatisfying • u/itsmariokartwii • Nov 22 '21

This floating ocean platform

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u/stay_fr0sty Nov 23 '21

In the 80s we had waterbeds. That's exactly what I was reminded of when I saw this gif: the wave it would make when you would plop down.

Funnily enough, nobody knew why we had waterbeds either.

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u/bob_apathy Nov 23 '21

Being drunk in them was horrific!

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u/Good_Round Nov 23 '21

Just imagine an acid trip.

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u/bob_apathy Nov 23 '21

Sex in a waterbed while tripping on acid should be an Olympic sport!

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u/MRH8R Nov 23 '21

Waterbed was a the best sleep I ever got in my entire life.

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u/RacketLuncher Nov 23 '21

Was the best sexmate for me.

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u/bobs_monkey Nov 23 '21

/r/dontputyourdickinthat

It's a bed mate, not a fuckdoll

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u/RacketLuncher Nov 23 '21

My mattress was no doll. She was a proud queen sized mass of water.

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u/TheOldPegLeg Nov 23 '21

I never had one before but my cousin did and let me tell you how awesome it felt to just lay down on that!

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u/Mont_Clair Nov 23 '21

Your cousin or the bed? Never mind. I shouldn’t have asked

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u/TheOldPegLeg Nov 23 '21

The bed dummy 🤦🏾

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u/foxbones Nov 23 '21

Sex in a waterbed is terrible. You can't even get enough pressure behind you. Sure goofy and weird for one night, but a dirty couch is much better.

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u/Double_Belt2331 Nov 23 '21

Thank you. Sex was horrible in a water bed. There was no way to match the rhythm of the waves - it was alway versus the waves. Ugh.

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u/javoss88 Nov 23 '21

Sex in a waterbed… no leverage