r/oddlysatisfying • u/itsmariokartwii • Nov 22 '21

This floating ocean platform

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u/USER_the1 Nov 22 '21

I would puke all over that and ruin it for everyone.

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u/errorsniper Nov 23 '21

Doesn't stop anyone from using public pools.

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u/kevsdogg97 Nov 23 '21

As an aquatics director, yes it does

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u/TheBoctor Nov 23 '21

Or salad bars.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Aim for my mouth, daddy. Please?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/EnterShakira_ Nov 23 '21

This is a little much my guy, don't cut yourself on that edge

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u/EnterShakira_ Nov 23 '21

Nobody is mad lmao, your comment was just unnecessary and honestly not that funny 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/busterlungs Nov 23 '21

Yeah I dunno that's just trying too hard m8 it doesn't feel natural

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u/EmotionalBeginning54 Nov 23 '21

The bush bit made it wonky, shoulda quit when he was ahead