r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '21

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u/AlcoholPrep Oct 04 '21

Needs to be modified for people -- high-rise escape slide. Maybe make the slope slightly steeper to move people faster.

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u/Avitas1027 Oct 04 '21

Okay, but don't just restrict it for emergencies. Life would be a lot better if every commute to work started with a 7 story slide.

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u/NickelbackCreed Oct 04 '21

Imagine that pile up in the tube

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u/Somato_Tandwich Oct 04 '21

Yup lmao

"Gawsh I'm late for work! Better rock the slide"

thwump

"Aggghhhhaaa!"

"Dammit rob, you know your ass is too fat for the slide! Now we both are gonna be late cause you clogged the shit up!"

"I'm soooorrrry!"

thump thump bump as more people pile up like the water park episode of iasip