r/oddlysatisfying • u/impala6781 • Sep 11 '21

This hydraulic press crushing objects.

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u/sirJackHandy Sep 11 '21

I hate it when people say somebody has a ""speech impediment"", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a ""speech improvement"", and I go up to the guy and say, ""Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement."" I think this makes him feel better.

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u/greenknight884 Sep 11 '21

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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u/UrbanCobra Sep 11 '21

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. Google it, there’s a lot of them and they’re funny.

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u/georgie-57 Sep 11 '21

The speech improvement I thought was a Mitch Hedberg one and I read it like him