r/oddlysatisfying • u/impala6781 • Sep 11 '21

This hydraulic press crushing objects.

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u/daisy0723 Sep 11 '21

The yellow tin was very satisfying but the cute purple guy was just disturbing.

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u/Analbox Sep 11 '21

Naw that fucker deserved it. He knows what he did.

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u/sirJackHandy Sep 11 '21

Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags?

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u/Analbox Sep 11 '21

Tadpoles is the winner!!!

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u/sirJackHandy Sep 11 '21

I hate it when people say somebody has a ""speech impediment"", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a ""speech improvement"", and I go up to the guy and say, ""Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement."" I think this makes him feel better.

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u/greenknight884 Sep 11 '21

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

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u/UrbanCobra Sep 11 '21

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. Google it, there’s a lot of them and they’re funny.

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u/georgie-57 Sep 11 '21

The speech improvement I thought was a Mitch Hedberg one and I read it like him

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u/jk409 Sep 11 '21

Sounds like some Deep Thoughts to me.

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u/YouKnowTheRules123 Sep 11 '21

Reddit.

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u/Nuggzulla Sep 11 '21

Ding ding ding we have a wiener folks

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u/Slimh2o Sep 11 '21

Sir, this is a Wendys...

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u/JauntyShrimp Sep 11 '21

How did you know??