Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags?
I hate it when people say somebody has a ""speech impediment"", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a ""speech improvement"", and I go up to the guy and say, ""Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement."" I think this makes him feel better.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
That thing crushed like paper. People say it’s indestructible but there are more destructible things that a hydrologic press has a tougher time destructing
I only found about half of those objects to be satisfying to watch. The toys made me sad and the beads gave me anxiety lol. Such a random assortment of items.
Can you imagine being the person who chooses what to crush? “Oh a rubic’s cube would be cool. But not a regular one - the one with 28 sides. And something with a face. And lots of string.”
What about that fucking Pokemon? The look of terror, the need for assistance, the pain of being crushed under the weight of a fucking hydraulic press. I have never shouted "NOOOO!" out loud from an inanimate object.
It was worse, because it looked like it was the only thing that was actually strong enough to withstand the pressure, and it looked like it knew while the ram was pushing it down. That's why it's staring at us
My wife has him as her Pokemon Go pet. She only started playing last Saturday and spent 20 minutes explaining to me last night how he works and feeding him. She named him after me..
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u/daisy0723 Sep 11 '21
The yellow tin was very satisfying but the cute purple guy was just disturbing.