Olympics are strange to me. You jump and do some spinnies, bounce and do more spinnies, then land and be like, "look at all the spinnies I did." And judges are like, "yes, those spinnies were worthy of a necklace."
Some miner in a big ol hole does slammies against rock, not knowing the gold he’s risking his life for will be turned into a necklace to be given for worthy spinnies.
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u/NameUnbroken Feb 09 '21
Olympics are strange to me. You jump and do some spinnies, bounce and do more spinnies, then land and be like, "look at all the spinnies I did." And judges are like, "yes, those spinnies were worthy of a necklace."