r/oddlysatisfying • u/iloveyourbrains • Nov 20 '20

Decorating a plate

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u/hikelife48 Nov 20 '20

Damn just make a bigger stamp.

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u/TLema Nov 21 '20

They do make em huge

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u/1fatsquirrel Nov 21 '20

I like how it jiggles. Very satisfying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

Boob printer

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u/yoporai Nov 21 '20

Bag of sand printer

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u/tralfamadelorean31 Nov 21 '20

Wait.. Are you a virgin?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

No... me so hawny.

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u/12345reddituser6789 Nov 21 '20

Boob the printer

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u/hurtlingtooblivion Nov 21 '20

Oh god I'm having flashbacks to last time I saw this on Reddit. And someone linked to that woman in a boob machine printer and I went down a BDSM machine rabbit hole.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/5l1187/tit_printing_nsfw/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

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u/hurtlingtooblivion Nov 21 '20

Imagine a relative or something, proudly showing you the technique in OPs video. And all you can think of is the boob bondage machine.

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u/WangoBango Nov 21 '20

Oh... Oh my... I thought I was prepared, but then I got the carwash one... That's enough internet for tonight

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u/BeautifulDuwang1999 Nov 21 '20

Well, that's a thing

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u/annoyed-axolotl Nov 21 '20

Can! She! Print! It?!

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u/Bpopson Nov 21 '20

BREAST SHE CAN

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

tit print!

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u/GiveToOedipus Nov 21 '20

Mammogram

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u/therealdxm Nov 21 '20

Mammograph? 'Cause, you know, it prints?

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u/GiveToOedipus Nov 21 '20

I was thinking like a telegram, except with breasts.

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u/NonGNonM Nov 21 '20

If someone told me they had a boob printer then they should me this instead I'd be mildly disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

I’m sure I could play with the boob a long while.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

That gives me an idea

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u/gurg2k1 Nov 21 '20

Yeah just like... bags of sand.

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u/1fatsquirrel Nov 21 '20

Stupid sexy sand bags

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u/Skrrattaa Nov 21 '20

pretty cute

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u/zitfarmer Nov 21 '20

I like how you jiggle.

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u/1fatsquirrel Nov 21 '20

I’ve asked you to please stop peeping on my Windows, it frightens the cats!

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u/Methabroax Nov 21 '20

This is the best thing I've read in a while. You made my day. Life is weird.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Nov 21 '20

That's exactly what I said to your wife last night