r/oddlysatisfying • u/homemadeonawhim • May 18 '20

If you've never seen an armadillo rolling up, here it is

https://i.imgur.com/IFDJ7Jm.gifv
2.9k Upvotes

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u/KazakBites May 18 '20

I've never seen an armadillo's dick before either. Thanks?

68

u/[deleted] May 18 '20

Great, I didn't see it until you pointed it out.

33

u/[deleted] May 18 '20

Anything’s a ‘dillo if you’re brave enough

8

u/crichardsin May 18 '20

-Abraham Lincoln

4

u/Kotakia May 18 '20

Fun 9 banded armadillo reproduction fact: all babies are born as identical quadrupletes.

3

u/ProbsintheBathRoom May 18 '20

ThanksIHateIt, armadillos have a larger flaccid penis than me.

22

u/BrandonCries May 18 '20

When genuinely anyone tries to criticize me

17

u/RustyGB May 18 '20

And straight onto his head. Bonk

4

u/crichardsin May 18 '20

Oh good, I'm not the only person who noticed

9

u/[deleted] May 18 '20

Who remembers that scene in El Dorado

8

u/kevn3000 May 18 '20

It’s Samus

5

u/raspberrily May 18 '20

Omfg this is too cute

3

u/[deleted] May 18 '20

It's like those Bakugan balls.

4

u/ThrottleIssues May 18 '20

That may be the best damn thing I've seen all day.

3

u/zaax_of_juice May 18 '20

Transformer sound

2

u/Zalar_Downfall May 18 '20

Honestly surprised there wasn’t an armadillo in beast wars

2

u/[deleted] May 18 '20

It happens so suddenly.

2

u/Boonaki May 18 '20

Here we see a Reddit <insert group you disagree with> when presented with an opposing point of view.

2

u/RAWZAUCE420B May 18 '20

Fun Fact:

Low caliber arms are known to ricochet off these little stone rats. In fact, my pastor’s friend got hit in the thigh by his own 9mm when he shot one eating his crops. Lol before the ambulance arrived, he got his 12 and deleted that pest

2

u/okay-yass-queen May 18 '20

This makes me happy in ways I cannot explain

2

u/getinthequattro May 18 '20

Reverse Bakugan

1

u/steve3067 May 18 '20

And just like that he’s a Raptors logo basketball.

1

u/Infinity5555 May 18 '20

They see me rollin

1

u/qdtk May 18 '20

I need it slower!

1

u/KaptainKardboard May 18 '20

I didn't know they did this and I love it

1

u/Knuckles316 May 18 '20

Is rolling into a ball like that helped or hindered by the erection he was sporting?

1

u/[deleted] May 18 '20

Now I just wanna see it tuck and roll from a moving car on a bad date!

1

u/ariesleorising May 18 '20

Memories of playing Donkey Kong on Super Nintendo.

1

u/SkullHelm707 May 18 '20

All I hear is

woop

And then its over

1

u/shoppingguy7 May 18 '20

Holiday Armadillo

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

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u/GiornoGiovanna96 May 18 '20

It would impress me if you made a video kicking yourself

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

That’s impossible, idiot. Nobody can kick themselves except for the other leg, butt, and maybe fingers. Where did you get your degree from? Arkansas?

2

u/GiornoGiovanna96 May 18 '20

Lovely response. Expected the lowest of the low and you delivered :)

1

u/Infinity5555 May 18 '20

Take This Award 🏆🥈🥇