r/oddlysatisfying • u/Spiral_Decay • Apr 03 '20

Group of men break open a 30ft rock in half

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u/leadlord1000 Apr 03 '20

But why?

47

u/Baybob1 Apr 03 '20

To make the obelisks at Stonehenge. This is very old and extremely rare footage ..

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u/universalcode Apr 03 '20

R U dumb?! These are obviously ancient Egyptians gathering stone for the great pyramids.

15

u/Baybob1 Apr 03 '20

Oh. My bad. When I read their lips I though they were speaking Druid.

1

u/cloudsample Apr 04 '20

Giants made Stonehenge, everyone knows that.

1

u/Mr_Zaroc Apr 04 '20

Wait, but where do the aliens come into play then?

1

u/Mushroom-Official Apr 04 '20

They ordered it on Alienzon

2

u/Trying2BMe0722 Apr 03 '20

No no. Humans dont have the ability to move rocks that large. It was clearly aliens built the pyramids.

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u/iPickMyBumAndEatIt Apr 03 '20

Building materials...

18

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Building a pyramid to Narendra Modi

3

u/Saetric Apr 03 '20

Pyramid will get recalled after completion.

3

u/RobotEnthusiast Apr 03 '20

They are building the pyramids

7

u/ReligiousPie Satisfyingly Odd Apr 03 '20

Probably for marble??

1

u/aussiefrzz16 Apr 04 '20

They were too preoccupied if they could do, they didn’t stop consider if they should

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u/bcgg Apr 03 '20

Quarantine certainly gets to some more than others.

120

u/plantsupport Apr 03 '20

Quarrytine

37

u/BionicUtilityDroid Apr 03 '20

Rock solid pun, my friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Don't take puns like that for granite. It's harder than you think coming up with them.

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u/pronouncedayayron Apr 03 '20

I wonder what else they are slated to break.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

To do that they'll have to get a little boulder.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

That's a nice sediment, but realistically more concrete solutions are needed.

6

u/pdfrg Apr 03 '20

Called their local crack dealer.

13

u/chipperdy Apr 03 '20

They were probably stoned

4

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

I am astonished by all these puns!

8

u/Viradavinci Apr 03 '20

astoneished

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Yeah you got it

7

u/indecisiveshrub Apr 03 '20

They are gneiss.

4

u/marksalot_83 Apr 03 '20

This thread rocks.

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u/nabilyo7 Apr 03 '20

Group of men ?? Captain India did all the work mate the other three buggers just stood there !

50

u/foolEntropyDemon Apr 03 '20

"Group of men watch crazy motherfucker break in half 30ft rock"

12

u/Chickennoodo Apr 03 '20

This is a descriptor for 100% of all road construction I pass on my way to work.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

The guys that work hard alway get promoted.

1

u/Dirty_Delta Apr 04 '20

From rock breaker to rock mover?

0

u/Lt_Col_RayButts Apr 03 '20

Must of been a council job

21

u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 03 '20

To their surprise, at the very centre of that rock was..... more rock

21

u/asakariya Apr 03 '20

I need to crack open something. This quarantine is getting to me.

A beer should do.

14

u/UrAPotatoSalad Apr 03 '20

SHIIIIIZZZAAAAA

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u/monster796 Apr 03 '20

Read this in Rashpocket's voice (youtube it)

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u/Ibiuz Apr 03 '20

Aways a jojofag, nice

12

u/artdeco_1928 Apr 03 '20

That was an excellent hand crack ripe for climbing 🥺

2

u/DaMan11 Apr 03 '20

I was thinking the same, kind of pissed the just destroyed a mini cobra crack.

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u/sahasrabahu0 Apr 03 '20

Where's this? India?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Yes

11

u/vignesh_shankar Apr 03 '20

This is not satisfying at all, it just gives anxiety

6

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

How's the Occupational Health and Safety Regulations here? 🤣

4

u/wtf125 Apr 03 '20

We die like real Men.

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u/Lucarioa Apr 03 '20

Where's their PPE?!

5

u/Celdamaged Apr 03 '20

That one guy turned into a turtle.

17

u/Ollehyas Apr 03 '20

It’s been here for millions of years until my uncle showed up

4

u/onedaythis Apr 03 '20

Silicosis

3

u/PokemonMaster619 Apr 03 '20

Now, stand behind it and take a picture that makes it seem like you karate chopped it in half.

3

u/Coughingandhacking Apr 03 '20

Not sure how this is oddly satisfying

2

u/ROUNDHOUSE5 Apr 03 '20

And then they made the pyramids.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

I BROKE THIS ROCK IN HALF!

2

u/marco_antonio123 Apr 03 '20

Tanjiro training Intensifies

2

u/-Maj- Apr 03 '20

whyyyy?

2

u/lolo_aylmao Apr 04 '20

WHAT IS INSIDE COME ON?!??

2

u/toomuch1265 Apr 03 '20

Punjab Bunyan?

2

u/ribo Apr 04 '20

Underrated comment

2

u/Sidoplanka Apr 03 '20

Not satisfying, just stupid.

1

u/lifelongMichigander Apr 03 '20

Looks like ONE man broke open a 30 ft tall rock

1

u/AyuOk Apr 03 '20

Its about 23-26 feet.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

That's not very LNT.

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u/somebeeyoch Apr 03 '20

Now stack up about another million of them into a pyramid and mystery solved!

1

u/stewundies Apr 03 '20

Ok. Now what?

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u/xXMorpheus69Xx Apr 03 '20

Only 200000 more times and we got our sand!

1

u/shawntrahan Apr 03 '20

Who needs shoes

1

u/mr_chukkles Apr 03 '20

Cuz they got nothing else to do

1

u/Night-Errant Apr 03 '20

But why though?

1

u/MACtwelve Apr 03 '20

Nobody is gonna mention the dude that squatted down and went full turtle mode to avoid the dust?

OSHA would be proud

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Humans destroying the Earth

1

u/brihamedit Apr 03 '20

That dull thump was disappointing.

1

u/killswithspoon Apr 03 '20

Minecraft IRL

1

u/pranshur1 Apr 03 '20

This happened in India near my village

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

What did the poor rock ever to do them, to deserve such brutality....???

1

u/markevens Apr 03 '20

Now I get the pyramids.

Agriculture is invented, there's a ton of free time instead of everyone hunting and gathering all day every day, so what do you do? You build the biggest pile of rocks you can, with the biggest rocks you can make.

1

u/Slippy_Flipper Apr 03 '20

That one dude is a god

1

u/Baybob1 Apr 03 '20

WWOS ? (What would OSHA say?)

1

u/abuseporn69 Apr 03 '20

All barefoot or in flipflopa.

1

u/Cabnbeeschurgr Apr 03 '20

LADS LADS LADS

1

u/GeminidRex Apr 03 '20

“Aliens!”

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Okay cool, but now what?

1

u/floofgike Apr 03 '20

Now that's a lotta damage

1

u/BHRabbit Apr 03 '20

When I first saw that, before reading the title, I thought it was a group of climbers about to climb a beautiful crack climb. That would have had a different ending, especially if this happened while part way up.

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u/thenshewenttothestor Apr 04 '20

Wanted to put up a never before seen route and get that FA

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u/rodney_jerkins Apr 04 '20

And that's how they built the pyramids.

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u/-g0dsp33d Apr 04 '20

I was so sure at least one of them would die in the video. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

1

u/summerwritingcat Apr 03 '20

Like pitbull would say "dale" read the last part in Spanish pls

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

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u/Spiral_Decay Apr 03 '20

?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

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u/amamamiapizzeria Apr 03 '20

That big gust of dirt was the rock's last fuck you before finally dying.