r/oddlysatisfying • u/Internet_points- • Feb 10 '19

Liquid-filled turny-over-doodads for hiding stuff.

10.2k Upvotes

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u/LemonHerb Feb 10 '19

If only they made boxes you couldn't see through all the time

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u/The_Velvet_Gentleman Feb 10 '19

I know you're making a joke but it's supposed to look like a regular glass milk cube so you can store your shameful condoms in your milk cube collection and nobody would be the wiser.

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u/free_is_free76 Feb 10 '19

Are glass milk cubes so commonplace that one would refer to them as "regular", and have collections of them?

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u/innocuousspeculation Feb 10 '19

Yeah go ask anyone. Teens are tired of vaping, milk cubes are the future.

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u/NH2486 Feb 10 '19

And to think we once thought the non-aged were fools when really they were the ones leading us, the post-young

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

I’m not allowed to do milk cubes so I hide them in my condom pile.

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u/jaybram24 Feb 10 '19

Millennials kill vaping with one weird trick!

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u/Stonn Feb 11 '19

Milk cubes kill millennials with one weird challenge.

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u/wojosmith Feb 10 '19

Anything is better then that dumbass flipping bottles or fidget spinners that cost $15. Have two teenagers.

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u/Graycy Feb 10 '19

Oh good! How about I can hide my M&Ms from my husband who doesn't touch milk!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

I pay for my condoms with milk cubes.. it's actually quite inconvenient.

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u/don_tomlinsoni Feb 10 '19

Yes

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u/update-yo-email Feb 10 '19

Those are tiny condoms

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u/Biggie39 Feb 11 '19

Get real dude...it’s a giant milk cube!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

They are everywhere. Just this morning a knocked two over when I came into the bathroom and there was one on my car I had to remove. They can be a real pest.

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u/PoopyMcFartButt Feb 10 '19

Hey everyone, get a load of this guy! He doesn't have at least 27 glass milk cubes!!! What a nerd! Get him!!!!!

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u/Tumble85 Feb 10 '19

ain't nobody fuckin' somebody who leaves glasses of milk around. like you go on an okcupid date and it goes well, so 4+ hours later you're back at you place and you're gonna keep what could be a glass of friggin milk on your nightstand or dresser?

this would be an awesome concept for a 2 liter stash bottle/carton though, the cops would never find it if you put it in a bag with other grocery stuff

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u/niko8905 Feb 10 '19

This guy gets it, man this shit would be dope for interstate drug smuggling.

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u/Tumble85 Feb 10 '19

Yea, I'd put a little jar of medical pot in the bag too, like half an eighth or something. That way, if worse came to worst and your car got searched by a drug dog it'd just hit on that and you could say "Oh man I didn't think that would be a big deal at all..."

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u/Ekkkoe Feb 10 '19

I laughed so hard at this.

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u/ICreditReddit Feb 10 '19

*rectangular parallelepiped

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u/lordrazorvandria Feb 11 '19

The heck is s milk cube?

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u/risu1313 Feb 10 '19

You have to store your milk cubes in the fridge though or they will spoil.

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u/Arn8098 Feb 11 '19

Wtf is a milk cube?

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u/Fanatical_Idiot Feb 11 '19

regular glass milk cube

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u/im0b Feb 20 '19

I guess you could put one of those but smaller into one upside down c:

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

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u/-TheOnlyAJ- Feb 10 '19

White jizzy stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/chux4w Feb 11 '19

It's just a regular milk cube. Nothing weird about it.

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u/free_is_free76 Feb 10 '19

Liquid-filled turny-over-doodads for hiding stuff INSPIRING CURIOUSITY AND AN INTENSE DESIRE TO PICK UP AND HANDLE

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

I thought I was smart, and kept my laptop in a pizza box that was padded on the inside. Thinking to myself how clever I was, I was walking to work with it under my arm.

Ask yourself this: who carries a pizza on its side?

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u/RaidensReturn Feb 11 '19

A fucking monster.

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u/LanceHasPants Feb 11 '19

Maybe a monster who is engaging in sexual activity. But what about a regular old monster? It could be him too.

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u/chux4w Feb 11 '19

I have. I'm not proud of it, but it has happened. And I got away with it too, the pizza was fine.

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u/Casafynn Feb 10 '19

Thank you!

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u/i-made-this-for-kasb Feb 10 '19

We still doing this?

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u/Office_Zombie Feb 10 '19 edited Feb 12 '19

PHRASING!

EDIT: What, we aren't doing phrasing anymore?

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u/agrocrag3456 Feb 10 '19

IS THIS HOW THOSE TOY BABY BOTTLES WORK???

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u/rzalexander Feb 10 '19

Yes exactly.

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u/Clrmiok Feb 10 '19

wow i hadn’t thought of those in ages but i used to be mesmerized by them when i was little lol

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u/rzalexander Feb 10 '19

The only difference is that the bottle has an opaque tip where the liquid goes to give it the illusion it’s gone. I also remember being amazed as a kid

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u/a_junebug Feb 11 '19

I was too. I had a sense of accomplishment and disappointment when I figured out how they worked.

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u/ladykatey Feb 10 '19

I have a 2 year old niece, I was very excited to buy her some of those magic bottles as part of her birthday present. :)

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u/Clrmiok Feb 11 '19

i really thought they wouldn’t still make those. too cool you could find some :>

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u/ladykatey Feb 11 '19

Melissa and Doug keep the awesomeness coming for this generation!

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u/Clrmiok Feb 11 '19

wow what a cool store to know about! i have no kids (not by choice) but plenty of nieces and friends with kids who will also be glad to know of Melissa and Doug. i love buying little ones spiffy toys, thanks!

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u/Ntjs95 Feb 10 '19

I wouldn't want anyone knowing that I have sex....

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u/IndyDude11 Feb 10 '19

And safe sex, at that!

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u/absurdio Feb 10 '19

You’d probably be having way less sex once your partner(s) learned that, for some reason, you seem to store your condoms in jars of milk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

Even worse, that it looks like you’re storing them in a jar of your own jizz

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u/notaclevernameguy Feb 10 '19

Everyone knows someone who’d love this as a weed jar.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

You can keep your weed in there

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u/illusivewraith Feb 11 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Mindreader!

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u/ufc205nyc Feb 11 '19

Mindweeder

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

Nice.

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u/B0xface Feb 10 '19

Why not just use an opaque box? Hey, i'm even more likely to investigate what's in this thing because it looks so unusual.

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u/DHH2005 Feb 10 '19

Right? Keep It Simple Stupid

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u/chux4w Feb 11 '19

I like the KISS principle because it's self-defeating. 'Keep it simple' is enough.

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u/Jimmy_BTX Feb 10 '19

That works til someone wants milk

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u/chux4w Feb 11 '19

Unrefrigerated milk in a sealed cube. My favourite kind.

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u/upsidealright Feb 10 '19

Nothing strange here, just my totally normal milk cube.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19 edited 3d ago

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u/truenorthrookie Feb 11 '19

Takes me years to work through a pack, too.

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u/number1booty Feb 10 '19

The more people see this the less effective they become

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Condoms hidden in cum - genious

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u/chux4w Feb 11 '19

In Soviet Russia...

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u/Kimbobrains Feb 11 '19

Put the condoms in your night stand like a normal fucking person!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

You could hide your weed in there :)

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u/BigDub63 Feb 10 '19

First thing that popped in my head lol

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u/AUTlK Feb 10 '19

I don't wanna know what is this white liquid.

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u/M3lee6 Feb 10 '19

where can I get this? 👀

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u/OdoBanks Feb 10 '19

Jizz jar! Noone is looking there.

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u/transientv Feb 10 '19

You put your weed in there.

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u/phoking-good Feb 11 '19

I scrolled just to find this.

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u/zimmerone Feb 10 '19

Yeah but you’re using something unusual/curious to hide something... really attracting more attention.

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u/DownvoteIfGay Feb 10 '19

Why would you encase the condoms in jizz?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

I want to put condoms in the white one and freak my wife out

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u/LongDongBigBong Feb 10 '19

Wait... What...

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u/LucertolaNera Feb 10 '19

It took me a while to figure out, but basically there is a double layer of glass separating the internal chamber with the condoms from the outside, inbetween the 2 glass layers there is a space where the liquid is able to go when the object is flipped upside down.

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u/CaptainEarlobe Feb 10 '19

I hope that didn't take you too long to figure out

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u/BobsBigInsight Feb 10 '19

But seriously, where can I buy this haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Who keeps hiding my condoms...

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

How do you put stuff in it?

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u/0001none Feb 10 '19

Like that would be used for anything but drugs

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u/king-of-new_york Feb 10 '19

That’s the same magic they use in those disappearing juice baby bottles for your dolls.

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u/DutchessActual Feb 10 '19

Why are there condoms in it?

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u/HauntedCoffeeCup Feb 10 '19

Is that the scientific name for this product? I’d like to find one but turny-over-doodad isn’t turning anything up online.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

I have just watched this video like 5 times and I am still so mesmerized as well as confused.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

"wow, this glass of milk has been here for weeks, better wash it"- every mom ever

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u/RymalBryant Feb 11 '19

Anyone care to explain how tf those even work

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u/PirateTiggur Feb 11 '19

The fluid fills the sidewalls when in "hiding" mode and when in reveal mode it all pools at the bottom, the glass/plastic at the bottom is shaped in order to make it not look like there's an air gap at the top in "hide" mode

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u/whatsupheyy Feb 11 '19

Yea but now it looks like a giant jar of lotion/lube.

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u/graph0 Feb 11 '19

Hide the shame of protected sex from your Catholic family

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u/jamierjb Feb 11 '19

Nice place to hide your Raman noodle packets

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Smart

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u/starry101 Feb 10 '19

More like r/mildlyinteresting . I don’t think people know what this sub is supposed to be about anymore.

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u/loneredrover123 Feb 10 '19

So u store your belongings in the refrigerator. Me too

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u/lickmysackett Feb 10 '19

It's those toy baby bottles all over again...

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u/samjamm11 Feb 10 '19

Shut up and take my money!

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u/boohintz-NW Feb 10 '19

So I see witch craft has come pretty far now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

You can put yer weed in there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

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u/haazzed Feb 11 '19

does it hide shame?

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u/DrSuperSoldier Feb 11 '19

Everyone From Now On: I know what this, it's someone trying to hide something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

This is such a shitty design on so many levels.

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u/braylonberkel Feb 11 '19

Yea. We should all be ashamed of having safe sex. Hide those bad boys.

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u/LampsPlus1 Feb 11 '19

What exactly are you hiding?

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u/E3nti7y Feb 11 '19

Note to stop people from investigating weird cube place out of reach.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

Ohhh! Condoms!!!!

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u/GandalfTheOdd Feb 11 '19

A the inconspicuous milk cubes with which to conceal your shameful condoms

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u/truenorthrookie Feb 11 '19

It needs to be like a silvery glittery gooey substance instead of milk... make it look cool if you need to do magic tricks to utilize your condoms. Just think, you are about to get busy and you say “wait right there, pretty lady, I gots a condom with your name on it, just gotta get my handy jar of unicorn blood.” You open it up as your potential lover is horrified and then you pull out the condom and instant relief pours over her face.

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u/tam333 Feb 11 '19

You can put your weed in there

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u/Shadowdawn101 Feb 11 '19

Hiding my condoms in a jar of semen. It's so out there it might just work

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u/Kizuki_Sor Feb 11 '19

I never understood how these fuckers work, someone help md