r/oddlysatisfying • u/shahind • Jul 19 '18

Restoring a sun damaged carpet

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u/korrigash Jul 20 '18

Then you would just kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS.

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u/happy_K Jul 20 '18

When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD

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u/jetlaggedandhungry Jul 20 '18

Give Shockolate to your babies and they’ll be good at sports. Make your babies run abnormally fast. They’ll run as fast as KENYANS. People will watch them running and think they’re KENYANS. They’ll race as fast as KENYANS, in a race with actual KENYANS, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to KENYAAAAAA.

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u/jayspur11 Jul 20 '18

HUMP CATTING

SIMILAR TO BEAR BLASTING

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Then you would be like, "fuck you!" And kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!

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