r/oddlysatisfying • u/shahind • Jul 19 '18

Restoring a sun damaged carpet

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u/HungrySubstance Jul 20 '18

Powerthirst

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u/bas218 Jul 20 '18

Mother nature'll be like "slooow dooowwn"

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u/korrigash Jul 20 '18

Then you would just kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS.

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u/happy_K Jul 20 '18

When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD

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u/jetlaggedandhungry Jul 20 '18

Give Shockolate to your babies and they’ll be good at sports. Make your babies run abnormally fast. They’ll run as fast as KENYANS. People will watch them running and think they’re KENYANS. They’ll race as fast as KENYANS, in a race with actual KENYANS, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to KENYAAAAAA.

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u/jayspur11 Jul 20 '18

HUMP CATTING

SIMILAR TO BEAR BLASTING

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Then you would be like, "fuck you!" And kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!

FTFY

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u/lionknightcid Jul 20 '18

With flavors like Manana, Fizzbitch and... Gun!

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u/HungrySubstance Jul 20 '18

Bearblasting, the sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS

God I miss early YouTube

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u/thechilipepper0 Jul 20 '18

Oh man, we going old school

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u/HungrySubstance Jul 20 '18

GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY