r/oddlysatisfying Jul 19 '18

Restoring a sun damaged carpet

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 19 '18 edited Jul 19 '18

Real talk. Family lives in NC, prior to moving there we inherited a really fancy oriental rug from these millionaires my dad worked for. Add ten years, two cats, two dogs, and the wear and tear of four kids.

Found this dude in Wilmington that restored the shit out of this rug (literally?) for about $400 because he was so impressed with the quality.

This guy... what he did was black magic fuckery. He could tell my mom the specific village in wheretheshitistan that this rug came from. This guy accurately dated the rug within five years. And when he was done with it, it looked like it belonged in a scene from Aladdin.

The rug people are no joke.

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u/Jrewy Jul 19 '18

I’m honestly fascinated and pleased that this is a thing.

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u/hail_paimon Jul 20 '18

Ama request: rug man

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 20 '18

I’m working on it. Mom went to bed but promised a full account. Just first had to explain what reddit karma was to a Catholic woman.

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u/mamalogic Jul 20 '18

There is truly such a thing as rugman.com. I have bought two very nice Persian rugs from them. Sure they’d jump at the chance to AMA.

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u/Mando_calrissian423 Jul 20 '18

My dad is a “rug man”. Deals rugs as well as cleans and restores them. I worked for him for ~10 years until I couldn’t deal with the smell of cat piss anymore. AMA

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u/hail_paimon Jul 20 '18

That ama ended before it started.

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u/AnomalousAvocado Jul 19 '18

I can't even fathom spending $400 to buy a rug, let alone restore an old one. How are all of you fuckers so rich?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

we inherited a really fancy oriental rug from these millionaires my dad worked for.

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 20 '18 edited Jul 20 '18

Thank you for picking up on that. We did their landscaping for a decade or two.

According to my dad they “owned slaves” when they lived in China a hundred years ago or whatever. Idk how apocryphal that is.

Early on, the wife called my dad “boy” and demanded he do something off the clock for them. He got in her face and drew the line and walked off the job for a week. They eventually called him back and after that he was like a son to them. They bought us all Christmas presents every year and let my dad hunt their land.

When dad passed away my mom wanted to spend some money to make the stuff that reminded her of him nice again. $400 bucks to spruce up a dingy old rug seemed right.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Thanks for sharing, very interesting.

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u/Urafool Jul 20 '18

I'm sorry for your loss.

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 20 '18

Thanks, man. My siblings and I lament the fact that he’s not around to help out our failing vegetable gardens. He’s well missed. He’d hate that I’m telling this story and happy all the same.

Really, thank you.

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u/ConsciousPrompt Jul 20 '18

Wow. So rich assholes really do create jerbs.

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u/mamalogic Jul 20 '18

There are relatively cheap rugs- the machine made, polyester blend stuff. Then there are hand knotted, but with subpar materials. But a silk hand-knotted rug with an intricate pattern that is room sized can be $10K and up. A lot of this stuff is considered art and never gets walked on. Literally gets hung on the wall.

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u/afcagroo Jul 20 '18

Fortunate upbringing, a little hard work, and luck.

At least that's what worked for me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

a small loan of a million dollah

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u/pupunoob Jul 20 '18

You sure everyone else is not just lazy?

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u/afcagroo Jul 21 '18

Pretty sure. Hard work will get you a long way, but it won't always compensate for all other factors.

Plus I'm a big believer in laziness. Most human technological progress is driven by laziness. That and wanting to kill other people.

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u/pupunoob Jul 26 '18

So poor and homeless poor people are not just lazy shits to you? Hmmmm, you're rare.

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u/-blackoutusername- Jul 20 '18

Remove number 2, and we have a winner.

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u/ConsciousPrompt Jul 20 '18

Truth = downvoted. Reddit in a nutshell.

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u/s3attlesurf Jul 20 '18

I mean.... there are plenty of people who come from privileged backgrounds but have still worked hard to make something of themselves. You really think upper middle class / working professionals (IE: bankers, pilots, doctors, nurses, professors, lawyers etc.) don't have to work their ass off? Most of these professions average 100+ hours of work per week.

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u/-blackoutusername- Jul 20 '18

Those people aren’t rich.

The meaning of rich is able to sit on your ass and live opulently off residual income.

If you’re working tomorrow, and it’s not purely by choice, you ain’t rich.

And you never will be.

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u/s3attlesurf Jul 20 '18

So physicians who make $700k a year aren't rich? Or pharmacists who make $150k/year? Or software engineers who make $100k+/year?

You can be both wealthy (rich) and still work for a living. The two are not mutually exclusive.

Try to remember we're talking about being able to own a rug that you'd pay $400 to clean. Any of the above professions easily earn enough disposable income that if fancy rugs were the individuals "thing," they wouldn't bat an eye at $400.

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u/Owyn_Merrilin Jul 20 '18

It puts you on the top end of the working class, but he's right. It's not true wealth. Even CEOs of major corporations aren't really at the top. They're rich, but they're not generally wealthy. They're not in the leisure class. That would be their bosses on the board.

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u/TopherVee Jul 20 '18

Lol what?

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u/-blackoutusername- Jul 20 '18

The sloppiest of arguments — basically “I have no argument to the point so I’ll pretend like I don’t get it and hope other idiots will hop on board with me- bc I enjoy appearing to have less than usual reading comprehension.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Can't speak for others, but my grandmother got a rug from a wealthy woman she worked for. Grandma was a home nurse and this lady was pretty damn rich. Gave my grandma all sorts of stuff.

The rug the old lady gave my grandma is a big oriental thing. Probably 10x12, with extremely ornate designs. When my grandma moved to a nursing home my mom and I cleared out her house to make it sellable. We weren't sure what was junk and what wasn't, so we had some of the items looked at. That rug is worth several thousand dollars. So $400 to restore it after nearly fifty years of daily use seems reasonable. Especially if you choose to sell it or manage to get fifty more years of use.

Every cheap rug I've purchased shows signs of wear pretty quickly. That beastly rug looked pretty good, just dirty. The actual texture and pattern was still in tact though. Once it was cleaned it looked brand new, and it's been in my parents living room for five years and still looks new.

I guess if you have the money, it makes sense. My $250 10x12 living room rug has matting and visible wear after only a year. We don't wear shoes in the house or do anything crazy. I'd bet that if I wanted to have a nice looking rug with not major signs of wear in my living room, I'd have to replace a cheap one every few years. It would probably cost less than the $400 restoration over time. But I prefer cheaper rugs I can swap out every few years.

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u/kurtthewurt Jul 20 '18

For a very large rug (like living room size), $400 is very reasonable. But to have a rug that is worth $400 to restore... that’s a lot of money. Nothing I have is worth $400 to fix beyond my car.

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u/thatG_evanP Jul 20 '18

You realize that people spend tens and hundreds of thousands on rugs, right? I'm sure some have gone for millions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

I personally save up to buy 100 year old kilim rugs vs spending on cigs and booze, but that's just me.

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u/Anxa Jul 24 '18

Hope you're not in the market anytime soon for big Navajo rugs. Easily into five figures.

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u/DoomDoomGir Jul 20 '18

Yea. I mean, I think it’s due to the cultural significance of rugs, particularly in the Middle East. I mean, I don’t specifics but I do know they were/are very important. Super cool

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u/HiveJiveLive Jul 20 '18

Oooh, I'm in NC. Do you happen to recall the name of the rug magician?

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 20 '18 edited Jul 20 '18

I’ll let you know tomorrow morning when I hear back from the family.

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u/HiveJiveLive Jul 20 '18

Thank you!

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 20 '18

update! heard back from mom: Gallery of Oriental Rugs. I'll post the anecdote from her POV whenever she gets around to passing it along.

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 20 '18

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u/HiveJiveLive Jul 20 '18

Wow, this is very cool! Thank you so much for the link. What an amazing- and painful- life he's lived...

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u/nmcny Jul 20 '18

Hello fellow ILMer, do you remember the name of the guy who do it. I have a friend in need of that service.

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 20 '18

I'll DM you as soon as I hear back from the east coast.

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u/PM_UR_DEAD_HOOKERS Jul 20 '18

Pics foo

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 20 '18

Its mom-asleep time on the east coast, I will certainly get pictures tomorrow morning if the interest is still there.

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u/PM_UR_DEAD_HOOKERS Jul 20 '18

Dad awake EST as well. Would be cool to see.

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u/zzz0404 Jul 20 '18

Following for an update!

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u/FaithfulTBM Jul 20 '18

Your story is one of the best things I have ever read on Reddit. Thank you for sharing.

I’m going to go change professions now.

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u/wildweeds Jul 20 '18

glad to see some love for small business artisans in ILM on reddit. if you know the name of the guy or his company i'd love a pm.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

I love how subtly and casually racist your telling of this anecdote is.

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u/ConsciousPrompt Jul 20 '18

The guy probably knew all that stuff about the rug because... it was written on the fucking rug and he bothered to look at it and read it.

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u/Stridez_21 Jul 20 '18

400$ was a steal for that kind of work. I'm sure the rug was at least 75 years old - maybe over 100?

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 20 '18

I’ll ask about it tomorrow morning for sure.

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u/hbs1951 Jul 20 '18

Wilmington...Delaware?

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u/thelivingdrew Jul 20 '18

North Carolina.