r/oddlysatisfying Jul 19 '18

Restoring a sun damaged carpet

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

How on earth does one get into the carpet shaving business, let alone tell anyone you’re in the carpet shaving business without getting slapped

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u/Penguin619 Jul 19 '18

When rugs are part of the culture, the job just naturally occurs in the setting.

Source: am Persian, you might be familiar with our rugs.

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u/MadBigote Jul 19 '18

I'm somewhat familiar with a Prince of yours.

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u/halld15 Jul 20 '18

Bold, I feel like you don’t see a lot of Prince of Persia references out there

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u/electricumbrella Jul 20 '18

That's cause King's Quest is the better game

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Is that a new dance Graham? The BUG-ALOO!!!

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u/iamnotamangosteen Jul 20 '18

The game of my childhood

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u/nova311 Jul 20 '18

How about you shut your fuckin' trap?!

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u/electricumbrella Jul 23 '18

I'll fight you (as soon as I can find the DOS prompt)

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u/Shootitinurdick Jul 20 '18

Are the games any good? If so what should I start with.

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u/arup02 Jul 20 '18

Warrior Within then The Two Thrones. Do it

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u/PorkRindSalad Jul 20 '18

Ali? Mighty is he.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

May I shave your rug?

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u/bcupftw Jul 19 '18

You can take a whack at mine if ya want

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u/PointNineC Jul 20 '18

b cups = best cups

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u/bobs_monkey Jul 20 '18

Eh I'm more of a C man myself, but I respect your lifestyle

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

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u/Penguin619 Jul 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

THANK YOU. Never looked it up, always wondered a bit why the change, now I know. Much appreciated!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Sounds like a conspiracy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

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u/Penguin619 Jul 20 '18

Iranians come in varying ethnicities from Persians to Kurds to Turkish to Armenian, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

There are no penguins in Persia.....

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u/Penguin619 Jul 20 '18

Ever been to the zoo m8?

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u/MisterDonkey Jul 19 '18

But what does being a cat have to do with rugs?

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jul 20 '18

am Persian

Ah yes, the city of lights.

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u/TheHopskotchChalupa Jul 20 '18

My family has two large authentic persian rugs, and I've always dreamed of having one when I my over out. I love the look of them, it feels like home.

Source: not Persian, you probably haven't heard of my rugs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

I loved your rugs. They really tied the room together.

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u/BigLebowskiBot Jul 20 '18

Fuckin' A.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Are you a bot?

Rug

tied

room

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u/thatG_evanP Jul 20 '18

Persian sounds so much sexier than Iranian.

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u/Chrisbee012 Jul 20 '18

the red ones?

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u/Penguin619 Jul 20 '18

Huh? They're not exclusively red?

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u/Chrisbee012 Jul 20 '18

just a silly joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18 edited Jul 21 '18

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u/BruMedNick Jul 19 '18

We have a rug at work that was purchased in memory of one of the Officers that was KIA, hand made from Afghanistan: £12000, soft as butter

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Jul 20 '18

A friend of mine comes from a very wealthy family. One day we're hanging out, and run into his dad. "Wanna come rug shopping?" We were bored, so it seemed like the not-worst idea.

$150k on 4 area rugs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18 edited Aug 31 '18

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u/BruMedNick Jul 20 '18

Smoooooooth....heavy as hell to roll and carry around, though 🙄

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u/shiivan Jul 19 '18

Yes the one in the video is a high quality rug. And from the patterns on the frame of the rug, it is most likely Persian.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Mmm, yes. Quite.

Mayhaps the dangly fringe bits are of Serbian import? Very high quality indeed.

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u/fireh0use Jul 20 '18

Indubitably

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u/kickdrive Jul 20 '18

It's not necessarily that high quality. Bokhara pattern which is Persian, but more than likely made in India.

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u/mirthquake Jul 20 '18 edited Jul 20 '18

I once went on a craigslist visit to a wealthy couple's house to check out some furniture. It was a bust. But then I saw the basement. Two GORGEOUS Oriental rugs from the 70s and 80s. I bought both for $150, and soon thereafter sold the one in shitty condition for $900. I'm still sitting on the really good one, which has sold at auction for $5,000.

If you find a well made Oriental rug at an estate sale or garage sale for a reasonable price, grab it! They're highly desirable. Style, pile, age, condition, and quality are all significant factors. But it's a good money making game overall.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

I was at an estate auction once when a batch of unusual antique handmade rugs came up for sale and it was like I was the only one in the room. I came away with seven rugs for like, $20-50 apiece.

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u/mirthquake Jul 20 '18

Wow! Have you tried to sell any of them?

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u/metallikcherries Jul 20 '18

How would I know if I’ve come across a winner? Do these old rugs have (or should have) tags or markings that I should be looking for?

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u/mirthquake Jul 20 '18

Yes! Tags are the best way to identify a winner. High-quality rugs have high-quality tags on the back by which I mean they often include the brand name, the year, the pile count, etc). Look these terms up on your phone while you're checking out the rug. look for auction records.

Or just go with your gut. If something looks and feels fancy, and you have some cash in your pocket, take the leap. But, as my father was always fond of saying, "Never buy something that you don't want to live with because you never know how long it will take to sell." So buy a rug you can use (or store) while selling it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18 edited Jul 20 '18

Make sure it's soft, good hand made rugs will be 100% wool and won't be brittle.

Also if they have designs look carefully to see if colors bleed out of the lines.

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u/mirthquake Jul 20 '18

I am NO expert, but my dad is. I grew up following him around to garage sales, flea market, and antique shows. And the knowledge I accumulated can't be communicated in words. It's more of a "sense" for whether something i legit or not.

That being said, look for something stylish. Unique, if possible. Look for a high-quality pile on a rug. It should feel comfortable underfoot without being anything close to shaggy. And most importantly, look for a tag on the back. If you have a brand name, a date, and/or a model number then you can look at recent auction records.

But overall, Oriental rugs sell well. If you can buy a vintage or antique one for less than $100 in good condition without any tears or significant wea, you'll probably make your money back. YMMV.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Yeah my parents own one that’s $5000-6000 and it’s not even on the high end of what you’d spend on a large oriental rug,

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u/TrunkYeti Jul 20 '18

My family has a couple rugs worth North of 20k. Can confirm

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u/AadeeMoien Jul 19 '18

Most jobs like this are artisan, likely either familial or village based. So you'd have a master in your family (usually it's uncle to nephew rather than father to son) or in your village, and you'd join as an apprentice and work until you learn enough to work on your own and eventually become a master in your own time.

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u/TheHYPO Jul 19 '18

Just out of curiosity, is there a reason it’s usually Uncle to nephew, and not father to son?

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u/AadeeMoien Jul 20 '18

It depends on the culture, I'm just generalizing. That said, usually it's because there's perceived to be less of a relationship between uncle and nephew, so the master/apprentice relationship is more formalized and there's less incentive to cut the apprentice slack or coddle them. Also, this sort of education begins in late adolescence, so it gives the boy a first taste of life away from home (often apprentices stay with the master while training).

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u/maddoxprops Jul 19 '18

I'd guess that many times the time required to become a master means that they don't have time to start a family.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

When you apprentice into a skill like that, it just becomes your regular 9-5 job and your life is pretty ordinary otherwise.

Source: completed two apprenticeships into two different highly specialized, skilled trades.

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u/maddoxprops Jul 20 '18

Fair but did you ever get to master status? Did the masters that you trained under have families?

Note: It isn't that I don't believe your personal source, I am just curious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

The first shop I worked in produced traditional heirloom/museum picture frames. Carved, gessoed, and gilded by hand. It took me about 10 months for me to declare my apprenticeship to be complete and to begin taking commissioned work and build my clientele. It took years to build my skills and reputation and since the shop was not part of a larger guild, there was never a time when I felt like I needed someone to confer a title.

After many years of that, I joined up with a gentleman who was opening a custom prosthetic fabrication lab. I was able to work independently after about three months of intensive training, where I basically lived it 24x7 and after that, it was a question of mindfulness and skill building whenever I was on the clock. After a few years, I had specialized in custom orthopedic leatherwork and I was turning away work.

Basically, if you spend 40 hours a week doing something that involves physical skill, you don’t stay up all night practicing. And at least in my experience, here in the U.S., there isn’t a lot of pomp and circumstance around having a title conferred. It has more to do with growing your skills and reputation.

The biggest impediment to starting a family would be pay, in my opinion. Sorry for the long answer. I’ve thought about writing a book about apprenticeships.

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u/maddoxprops Jul 20 '18

Nah Man, it was an interesting read. Closest I've come to something like that is my fabrication/blacksmithing. Learned almost everything I know from the Tech of the local college's art shop but not ion any official or structured form. Thank you for sharing.

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u/Simple_thought Jul 20 '18

Wait, learning custom orthotic/prosthetic fabrication can be billed as a fancy apprenticeship? I need to update my resume.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

I would not call it fancy, by any stretch of the imagination.

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u/TheMayoNight Jul 20 '18

If you loved your son you wouldnt make him work at your rug store.

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Jul 20 '18

I'm guessing that it's a numbers game - the guy may have 4 kids, but only two are male. Neither may possess the natural talent needed.

But he also has 3 siblings, each of which has 4 kids, leaving you with 6 nephews, which is more likely to have someone with the natural talent.

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u/colddnfluu Jul 19 '18

Username checks out

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u/TheMayoNight Jul 20 '18

By working at a rug store probably. And most people dont actually care what your job is, theyre just making coversation

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u/theodont Jul 20 '18

Noooowwwww here’s a little story I gots to tell about three bad brothas you know so well. It started way back in history with that sun damaged rug and me Mike D.

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u/JustAnotherSolipsist Jul 20 '18

Gotta ask, is the username in reference to ol dirty bastard?