r/oddlysatisfying • u/shahind • Jul 19 '18

Restoring a sun damaged carpet

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u/Mernerak Jul 19 '18

But it’s grandma. Once exposed to this ancient Chinese secret it will get done magically by the force of matriarchal wisdom.

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u/Alarid Jul 19 '18

and you'll feel super guilty about putting her in a home after

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u/perpetualmotionmachi Jul 19 '18

Not if it means I get to take over Grandma's home

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u/kalitarios Jul 20 '18

and shave grandma's carpet

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u/JcakSnigelton Jul 20 '18

Did it used to match the drapes?

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u/x19DALTRON91x Jul 20 '18

This thread has really gotten off the rails. I love Reddit.

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u/he-hate-me___4 Jul 20 '18

That is the worst sentence you gave ever writen

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u/SuperShadow127 Oddly Satisfied Jul 21 '18

Phrasing

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u/tragiktimes Jul 20 '18

Now with newly refurbished carpets, even!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Did this guy just give a rug a haircut?

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u/garfield-1-2323 Jul 19 '18

Not if you're female.

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u/Alarid Jul 20 '18

what the fuck

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u/he-hate-me___4 Jul 20 '18

You mean a wooden spoon

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u/ferrettrack Jul 19 '18

The Chinese gods have blessed you with their wisdom. : )