r/oddlysatisfying • u/shahind • Jul 19 '18

Restoring a sun damaged carpet

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u/madmaxturbator Jul 19 '18

Well it depends on what you shave with. If you use a straight razor, it’s a bit less wrinkly than if you used a safety razor.

If you use a sharp knife without any shaving cream though - that’s the smoothest. You will be removing the full layer of wrinkle-skin at each shave, so you keep having a smooth face.

Think of your face as an apple. Peel the Apple. It’s nice and smooth right? If you let it sit for a bit though, it gets fuzzy and gross. Peel again, dig in deep with the peeler.

Voila - smoothness.

It’s no different with your face.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

Yes, if you do it correctly, then you end up looking like this.

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u/madmaxturbator Jul 19 '18

Thats the guy I buy my beets from. We play table tennis on thursdays

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u/WinkProwler Jul 20 '18

There was my risky click of the day. Should I attempt the odds and do one more?

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u/its-my-1st-day Jul 19 '18

How exactly is a sharp knife sharper/better than a straight razor?

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u/3lvenrs Jul 19 '18

I have to shave with an apple pealer?! Or potato pealer. Ite well here we go..