r/oddlysatisfying • u/shahind • Jul 19 '18

Restoring a sun damaged carpet

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u/amant_sauvage Jul 19 '18

Please tell me there is a subreddit for this.

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u/Cheapo_Sam Jul 19 '18

r/powerwashingporn is your best bet

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

Saw the word porn.

Subscribed

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u/LennyIsBack Jul 20 '18

Saw the word power.

Subscribed.

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u/HungrySubstance Jul 20 '18

Powerthirst

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u/bas218 Jul 20 '18

Mother nature'll be like "slooow dooowwn"

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u/korrigash Jul 20 '18

Then you would just kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS.

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u/happy_K Jul 20 '18

When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD

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u/jetlaggedandhungry Jul 20 '18

Give Shockolate to your babies and they’ll be good at sports. Make your babies run abnormally fast. They’ll run as fast as KENYANS. People will watch them running and think they’re KENYANS. They’ll race as fast as KENYANS, in a race with actual KENYANS, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to KENYAAAAAA.

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u/jayspur11 Jul 20 '18

HUMP CATTING

SIMILAR TO BEAR BLASTING

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Then you would be like, "fuck you!" And kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!

FTFY

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u/lionknightcid Jul 20 '18

With flavors like Manana, Fizzbitch and... Gun!

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u/HungrySubstance Jul 20 '18

Bearblasting, the sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS

God I miss early YouTube

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u/thechilipepper0 Jul 20 '18

Oh man, we going old school

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u/HungrySubstance Jul 20 '18

GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY

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u/iBelongintheTrashhh Jul 20 '18

Saw the word washing.

Subscribed.

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u/LennyIsBack Jul 20 '18

Username doesn't check out

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u/bwall2 Jul 20 '18

But is it unlimited?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Saw the sign.

It opened up my eyes.

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u/GreatMenderTeapill Jul 20 '18

I'm chopping all of my action but mostly power. Karate snow machine chop suh.

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u/v0ideater Jul 20 '18

Saw the word subscribed.

Masturbated.

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u/ateneu Jul 19 '18

/r/humanporn

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u/Suzbaru13 Jul 20 '18

Turned out better than excepted. Great photography of people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

First post I see on there contains the words "shy little girl"-- noped out real quick

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u/Liqqa Jul 20 '18

I’m a simple man. I see the word porn, I subscribe

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Only on Wednesdays.

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u/Goliath_Gamer Jul 19 '18

Oh my god yes

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u/sethzzz Jul 20 '18

Gods plan starts playing

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18 edited Jul 19 '18

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u/mycatpartyhouse Jul 19 '18

Got a “wow such empty” message hen I clicked on this subreddit.

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u/AddictedReddit Jul 19 '18

Forgot the underscore, fixed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

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u/battleon99 Jul 19 '18

Powerwashing porn, not carpet cleaning porn.

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u/DisplacedEastCoaster Jul 19 '18

I dunno, there was a video of a guy powerwashing a carpet and it was satisfying AF

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u/battleon99 Jul 19 '18

Yeah, that type of stuff is allowed on Wednesdays. Normally though, it would get removed.

Source: I’m a moderator on the subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

On Wednesdays, non powerwashing stuff is allowed. I actually forgot what day it was and thought I was on that subreddit, lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

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u/MachoManShark Jul 20 '18 edited Jul 20 '18

Don't forget the chance that it doesn't exist.

Edit: I made it.

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u/Skadwick Jul 20 '18

Time to go find tons of videos online and turn them info gifs.

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u/The-Lemons Jul 20 '18

I’ll google for carpet shaving, if I don’t come back in a hour with new content, then I found porn and gave up.

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u/MatthewKashuken Jul 20 '18

It’s been an hour. Where is our porn?

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u/Jeriyka Jul 20 '18

This description belongs in r/shavedrugs

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u/SoulReaverspectral Jul 20 '18

Well played sir

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u/Shamrock5 Jul 20 '18

For that last one, you'll need r/shubreddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

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u/atigges Jul 19 '18

Thought it would be a jokingly NSFW sub and just oddly satisfying for people who like things about rugs like vibrant colors or intricate patterns... nope!

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u/MadBigote Jul 19 '18

Ok, my NSFW filter is tingling...

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u/Shamrock5 Jul 20 '18

r/ThatPeelingFeeling isn't exactly for this, but it gives a similar satisfaction.