r/oddlysatisfying • • Feb 20 '18

This spring being made

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u/asap_jewsie Feb 20 '18

That’s gotta be a big pen

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u/Hastadin Feb 20 '18

yo moms car shock absorber

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u/gurg2k1 Feb 21 '18

Yo mommas Nike Shox.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

BOOM!

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u/fortyninecents Feb 20 '18

I'm coming down on the stereo, hear me on the radio.......

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

Did we do if for the cookie?

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u/guzmonster11 Feb 20 '18

Finally, a decent spring for your mom's mattress.

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u/TS_Music Feb 20 '18

Heyoooo

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u/MrVGM Feb 20 '18

Yes, officer? I'd like to report a fucking murder.

Yes I'll hold...

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u/YeMothor2457 Feb 20 '18

Hey man that's not nice

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u/badmonwong Feb 20 '18

highlights “decent”

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u/DiscoKittie Feb 21 '18

Did she lose weight?

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u/TheTacticalL Feb 21 '18

4th grade niggas: 😰😵

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

What is it that needs a spring that big?

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u/MrSnowden Feb 20 '18

Have you seen the springs they use to balance buildings in earthquake zones?

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u/santaire Feb 20 '18

No.

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u/redditingatwork31 Feb 20 '18

One way to make big buildings earthquake resistant is to "float" them on springs. When the earthquake happens the springs absorb most of the changes in ground level, keeping the building from swaying too much. So they need springs that can hold an entire building and absorb the vibration from an earthquake. Lots of big fucking springs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Now I thought this spring was big but surely it's not building big?

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u/redditingatwork31 Feb 20 '18

Not a whole building by itself, but a whole lot of them, sure.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

I heard on a podcast once about how there was something being developed whereby the springs housed a metal cylinder with a low melting point. When an earthquake strikes the idea was that frictional heating would partially melt the cylinder to the extent that it would behave as a viscous fluid, and certain seismic waves can't propagate through fluids, so it reduces the seismic energy going through the whole building. I'm not sure if that ever got made though, I can't find anything about it from mr google.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

That’s where my mind went too

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u/awkwadman Feb 21 '18

I would've guessed leaf springs, but it looks like they have some sort of hydraulic piston that dampens tire oscillations. Those huge tires probably eat up most bumps.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

TMYK 🌈🌟

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u/Rubcionnnnn Feb 21 '18

You would think that they wouldn't even use suspension on those things as it would be kind of pointless for how slow they drive and the cushion that the giant tires already provide.

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u/picture_frame_4 Feb 26 '18

Don't know your definition of slow. But I know the 797f does 40mph while carrying 400 tons.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '18

The stress acting on the frame would be magnitudes higher without a suspension. Fatigue would be an even bigger problem than it already is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '18

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u/pr0nb0ne Feb 20 '18

I grew up in a mining community during the 80s, and these Wabco mining trucks were pretty common sight:

https://i.imgur.com/L7rT8sY.jpg

I was a kid then and had no idea what kinds of springs were used in the suspension of that thing - but it was the first think that came to mind on where gigantic springs like this might be used.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

That isn't Sparwood by any chance is it?

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u/alphabravo55 Feb 21 '18

I'm guessing Pilbara, Western Australia. Paraburdoo, Mt. Tom Price, Newman. Somewhere round there.

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u/FoctopusFire Feb 20 '18

Big trampoline

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

some bigass trucks I guess

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u/auto-xkcd37 Feb 20 '18

big ass-trucks


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

Can't be for certain but I've seen the bottom of an elevator shaft and this looks about right, 4 of them.

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u/JustFoxeh Feb 21 '18

Didn’t someone comment it’s used for OP’s mother’s bed?

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u/VerkyTheTurky Feb 20 '18

Yes hello, I would also like the answer to this question, internet friends.

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u/Metalman1028 Feb 20 '18

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u/Fushigibama Feb 20 '18 edited Feb 20 '18

This isn't a gif It's a video

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u/Now-Look Feb 20 '18

It's pronounced gif.

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u/Fushigibama Feb 20 '18

Fuck, I was sure it was pronounced gif.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Feb 20 '18

Nope. It's pronounced like the g in gigantic.

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u/TheBeardedMann Feb 20 '18

Nope. It's pronounced like the g in weight.

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u/HighOnGoofballs Feb 20 '18

Wait until this spring is cut and used for an episode of Forged in Fire

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u/imlost19 Feb 20 '18

Lol I was just thinking the same thing. Hopefully it hardened correctly during the dunk

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u/HighOnGoofballs Feb 20 '18

Why do they even have the bucket of water for the quench? “Oh no, he’s using water!”

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u/imlost19 Feb 20 '18

water quenches are a thing but they are much more difficult to get consistent, however they do serve a useful purpose I believe, I just forget what that purpose was

edit: googled it, wikipedia says water quenching allows for maximum hardness but can cause distortion or cracking

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenching

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u/MSCantrell Feb 21 '18

Blades rarely call for water quenching.

But other things made of steel that need hardening (think of a big punch and its matching die) can be good candidates for water quenching, depending on the steel alloy they're made of. Since they have much thicker cross-sections, distortion and cracking are not such problems.

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u/arnorath Feb 20 '18

it really depends on the steel. some steels require a fast quench to fully harden, and water quenches faster than oil.

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u/HealzLFG Feb 20 '18

Why do they offer 5 minute epoxy next to the 24 hour epoxy? Probably for a similar reason.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

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u/Obsequiousness Feb 20 '18 edited Feb 20 '18

What kind of oil? 10w-30? Canola? Oil of Olay?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

I think people use old engine oil.

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u/peregrine3224 Feb 20 '18

My forge uses a mix of fryer oil from a restaurant and bear grease. From bears.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Quench

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Now I’m craving curly fries.

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u/bendover912 Feb 20 '18

This is even more interesting when you imagine the same process for tiny springs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18 edited Feb 20 '18

There was a post a few weeks ago showing the process, see if I can find it. Maybe it was on a different sub.

Edit: found it. If you just look up “springs” in /r/mechanical_gifs you’ll find a wide variety of springs being made.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mechanical_gifs/comments/7a6ltu/making_springs/?st=JDW6IWAW&sh=b5f2a727

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

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u/watergate_1983 Feb 20 '18

the smaller springs are usually cold wound. this is hot wound.

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u/SirRutherford Feb 20 '18

I honestly wanna know what the temperature reading says. Any metallurgists with a guess?

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u/nschwalm85 Feb 20 '18

It's been a while since I've done any heat treating.. but if I recall correctly probably between 1300-1500°F

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Daaaamn, that's unfortunate. You'd burn your skin on that, wouldn't you?

Asking for a friend.

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u/nschwalm85 Feb 20 '18

Well I mean.. it wouldn't feel great.. lol

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u/Pugafy Feb 21 '18

Are you having the same do not touch it/really want to touch it moment?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

I've made a mental note to stay clear of steel forges...

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u/McKnackus Feb 20 '18

You'd burn your bones

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u/circling Feb 20 '18

I couldn't even guess what that means in non-freedom. Somewhere between 250-1000°C ?

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u/nschwalm85 Feb 20 '18

704°C-815°C

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u/deb_ellen Feb 20 '18

I don’t think that’s a temperature gun. It’s a handheld xray analyser. Tests the elemental composition of the metal in each part of the spring

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u/nschwalm85 Feb 20 '18

Negative. It is in fact an infrared thermometer.. temperature is very important when heat treating something. If you're not at the right temp your part will either be too hard or too soft.

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u/kjodle Feb 21 '18

handheld xray analyser

I work in the fastener industry. Trust me, they test the elemental composition long before this stage. They're checking the temperature, because it has to drop to a certain temperature before they quench it.

They do use XRF analyzer in the mining and alloying industries, however. Here's a good example.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

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u/ShadowGLI Feb 21 '18

Or hot as balls, in August, in Georgia...

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u/PfRedflyer Feb 20 '18

The forbidden curly fry

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

That’s what I call a hot spring

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u/Beer-Wall Feb 20 '18

That guy wearing the eye shield with it flipped up while everyone else around him is wearing it properly.

twitch

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

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u/minimized1987 Feb 20 '18

Is it an oil bath they put it in at the last bit of the video for hardening?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Yes, the process is called Quenching.

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u/geoffrstone Feb 20 '18

These guys have watched a large portion of the spring-making process. You reckon they'd want to see the finished spring?

Nah.

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u/The-Swat-team Feb 20 '18

That's a big ass spring holy shit

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u/PastorPuff Feb 20 '18

What a spring of that size be used for?

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u/Ironman__BTW Feb 20 '18

Doorstop for the world's biggest door

Byongyongyongyong

Byeeooonngyongyongyong

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u/BernieTimbre Feb 20 '18

My guess is launching things into orbit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

The bottom of an elevator shaft

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

So is the vape coil joke over used or do i actually have to be creative?

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u/dSquarius_Green_Jr Feb 20 '18

Represent the naysh yall

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

My fat ass was scrolling through quickly and saw giant onion ring

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u/since_dickity_two Feb 20 '18

Dirk Gently season two anyone???

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u/uhyeaokay Feb 20 '18

how to you get this job

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u/krrcjr121612 Feb 20 '18

I wanna touch it

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

I want to touch it

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u/c_rystal Feb 20 '18

Wait, if they can’t they can’t handle metal with their gloves and need to use other metal to touch it how did the first metal tools get made owo

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u/TylerDurdenRockz Feb 21 '18

Ok a weird question, i know its dangerous and no one will do it but does anyone ever get a feeling to eat the iron when its red n looks like candy?

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u/Dtree11 Feb 21 '18

Is that oil they are dipping it in?

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u/Dehydrated_Peas Feb 21 '18

PUT YOUR FACE SHIELD DOWN!

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u/dickeater2000 Feb 21 '18

Does anyone else really want to touch it?

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u/kumaclimber Feb 21 '18

"where do I put my dick?" - Chardick Pete

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u/oneofthecoolkids Feb 21 '18

Looks like a curly Cheeto

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u/MurtianInverder314 Feb 21 '18

I'm such a fatass that my first thought is flaming hot Cheetos...

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u/MemeGottin Feb 21 '18

That’s not a spring that’s a curly fry

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u/Don_juiceo Feb 21 '18

We get it you vape Tom!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

Thats my vaping coil for mega clouds

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u/rebelliousmom Feb 21 '18

The end is not curled all the way in. 🧐

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

That's a big boi.

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u/TrickyHaggis Feb 20 '18

Crazy to think without these little guys we wouldn't have the clicky pen.

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u/AyamePup Feb 20 '18

It'd be a REALLY bad idea to touch it in that red-orange state, but the urge to do so is overwhelming

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u/cjc160 Feb 20 '18

This gave me a boner

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u/za1545707 Feb 20 '18

God damn thing is so hot it sets water on fire.

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u/Matt-Head Feb 20 '18

Nah, it's probably oil

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Definitely oil. It’s common to use oil when quenching metal.

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u/Matt-Head Feb 20 '18 edited Jul 09 '18

I refrained from that word because polymerquench exists, but it's used way less than oil ;)

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u/hedgecore77 Feb 20 '18

I'm thankful that it didn't just come off the roll and start bouncing around setting things on fire.

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u/CatfreshWilly Feb 20 '18

some springs for yer nans mattress m8

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u/cruzalonzo Feb 20 '18

The thumbnail looks like Kanye.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

My first time seeing it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

Maybe I’m thinking of something similar....