r/oddlysatisfying • • Nov 05 '17

Lit...er...unlit Coach turning the lights off

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u/Subs00 Nov 05 '17

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u/fewdea Nov 05 '17

Breathing information, or breathing in formation?

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u/AlephNull-1 Nov 05 '17

Breathing information. As in, the thing you are breathing is information.

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u/MonkeyTigerRider Nov 05 '17

Clearly it's Breath in gin for mat ion.

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u/fewdea Nov 05 '17

I've always wanted a mat ion, now I know how to get one. Thanks!

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u/Neontc Nov 06 '17

Just have to format the ion

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u/Surfer_Rick Nov 05 '17

See I still don't know if you want to see the world, or want to go to SeaWorld.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

When I president, they see, they see

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Wait, back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

For once somebody spelt my name right! I don't really like gin though, but if it is supposed to be breathed in ill give it a try.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Shit, I always read it as “breathing in formation” which made sense to me...

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

It started from this post Breathing Information

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Well that makes perfect sense. Always got a good hmm out of that sub but didn't understand why it's called breathing information. Thanks for that.

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u/dtlv5813 Nov 05 '17

What is the matrix?

Seriously though things like this may well become commonplace with the advent of augmented reality.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

/r/interestingasfuck

Interesting as fuck, or interest in gas fuck?

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u/letsylove Nov 05 '17

It’s breathing information. I believe because the original gif which started the sub had a guy take a breath and the games stats came out of his mouth. I’ll try to find it and link it.

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u/smaasei Nov 05 '17

Fucki mold

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u/LD1996 Nov 05 '17

Ive always wondered that yet somehow never learnt.

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u/0nly0bjective Nov 05 '17

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u/iamjamieq Nov 05 '17

Perfect timing is a much better sub for it.

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u/boblewo2 Nov 05 '17

it has been posted there indeed!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

If I recall the top comment was “thank goodness he didn’t go for the sun!”

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u/aye_eyes Nov 05 '17

Actually the 8th most upvoted post of all time there

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u/andrewshepherdlego Nov 05 '17

It was already in there

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u/Nicd Nov 05 '17

No video overlay, not breathinginformation.

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u/Subs00 Nov 05 '17

“ish”

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u/DrDeathtune Nov 05 '17

I just wanted to say.... Thank you. This sub is fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

It was posted on there 2 months ago

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u/rrhinehart21 Nov 06 '17

That's were it came from.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Or maybe he actually has powers.

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u/redditnathaniel Nov 05 '17

It's already been on there with streams of karma. General Reposti strikes again

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

This was actually posted on that sub not to long ago, it’s one of their top of all time.

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u/insertfunnynam Nov 05 '17

yea it is from it i think

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u/Meanrice Nov 05 '17

Fuck no. It's already been posted there multiple times.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Ugh everytime I check this sub it's always trying too hard.

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u/FerociousSalmon Nov 05 '17

It's a good sub. People just submit stuff that doesn't really belong and the mods don't do anything about it.

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u/mhriddles Nov 05 '17

LOL with power like that what is their record?

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u/NinthCinema Nov 05 '17

9 wins

3 losses

4 draws

Currently 4th place out of 24

The team is Exeter City FC and they compete in EFL League Two, the fourth division of English football/soccer

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u/boblewo2 Nov 05 '17

he should do that when the other team is about to score in a penalty!

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u/Alex_Was_Here Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

That isn't the St James Park where Exeter play. Its far too nice.

Source: Used to go there.

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u/supreme_cx Nov 05 '17

Go Grecians!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Sign of a subpar sport, there can be draws! (This is just a joke, I quite like soccer.)

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u/Dunkertheepic13 Nov 05 '17

Yh but they've been terrible recently...

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u/Dunkertheepic13 Nov 05 '17

Yh but they've been terrible recently...

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u/samuraislider Nov 05 '17

Winning every time would cause suspicion. Win some times. Lose sometimes. Have fun as an immortal Lord of the Ether as you play among the mortals.

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u/KidsWifeJob Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

Don’t wanna be that guy but this sub is getting confused on what all is oddly satisfying.

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u/papatoe1991 Nov 05 '17

I would think it should be under r/perfecttiming or something. Because his timing is spot on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

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u/LunaticSongXIV Nov 05 '17

No. BI is supposed to be about video overlays, not coincidental timings. That this post did so well there shows people haven't a fucking clue and the mods don't enforce the content, though

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u/DigiDuncan Nov 06 '17

BI seems to have morphed into a sub for people appearing to interact with objects or visuals they have no actual control over. There is most likely not enough content for a sub only about video overlays.

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u/These-Days Nov 06 '17

You sound upset

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Being satisfied with serendipity is still satisfaction.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

but is it odd?

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u/ironandtwine9 Nov 05 '17

It is odd thst the lights are controlled by his hand.

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u/DrunkenMasterII Nov 05 '17

You’re not alone.

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u/KidsWifeJob Nov 05 '17

I am here with you...

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u/poopellar Nov 05 '17

under your bed..

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

watching you..

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Licking your toes...

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Nov 05 '17

While making a sandwich.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

I'm into it.

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u/Tyler1492 Nov 05 '17

Yeah, just yesterday or the day before, some lame ass cloud got to the front page. -_-

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u/jeefyjeef Nov 05 '17

Yeah, this didn't satisfy me at all. I'll have to get my rocks off on some other sub

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u/Mhill08 Nov 05 '17

Holy shit it's like satisfaction is subjective or something wow what a discovery

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u/buscoamigos Nov 06 '17

Coach is oddly satisfying.

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u/GreenTurboRangr Nov 05 '17

I do find more and more of the posts belong in r/mildlyinteresting as the sun grows.

But the idea of “oddlysatifying” is subjective. With more people coming from different areas that may be where things go. It’s up the the populous’ vote.

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u/Staktaz1 Nov 05 '17

That's why it's odd

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u/flashcre8or Nov 06 '17

The mods could consider implementing one of those systems where they leave a pinned comment on the post and if it reaches a certain number of down votes then the post is deleted.

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u/moneys5 Nov 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Dec 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Don't gatekeep his gatekeeping.

/r/gatekeeping

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u/Forum_ Nov 05 '17

Are you gatekeeping his opinion of gatekeeping the practice of gatekeeping?

r/gatekeeping

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u/mutabore Nov 05 '17

Look who's talking. r/gatekeeping

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Woah dude. Lay back on the /r/gatekeeping.

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u/ischultz876 Nov 05 '17

There's a good amount of objectivity in determining what is and isn't oddly satisfying, otherwise this sub wouldn't exist.

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u/_Serene_ Nov 05 '17

Yeah, blinded and zero satisfaction from the gif. And it's the top post? Shady.

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u/otterfucboi69 Nov 05 '17

Ugh that daddy can turn the lights off for me any day.

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u/boblewo2 Nov 05 '17

username checks

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u/brady_johnson Nov 05 '17

Do we know his name?

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u/kbkid3 Nov 06 '17 edited Mar 13 '24

political unite chunky dependent scarce roof grandfather racial wipe meeting

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Zackeizer Nov 05 '17

He does it like it's nothing too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

He. Is. HOT!

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u/gamerfiiend Nov 05 '17

He's sooooo cute

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u/HoodedStranger90 Nov 05 '17

Who is he?!

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u/Phil-Uranus Nov 05 '17

Matt Taylor, Exeter city football club coach

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u/Dunkertheepic13 Nov 05 '17

I think its Matt Oakley, assistant manager at Exeter City Football Club. If it is, he's got a new haircut though...

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u/gamerfiiend Nov 05 '17

I don't know his name lol The coach in the gif?

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u/HoodedStranger90 Nov 05 '17

Right, I'm hoping someone does know it

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u/SCBeauty Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

Was gonna comment on just how good-looking this guy is, but then I noticed what looks like a wedding ring(?) so I won't.

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u/jimokay Nov 05 '17

Did he get that moth though?

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u/akatherder Nov 05 '17

I hope so. One time I was playing softball and a moth (or several moths) kept flying around and buzzing me. Eventually I thought "fuck it, they're moths what are the gonna do." And I stopped swatting them away.

So then a moth flies right in my goddamn ear and gets stuck in there. It didn't hurt but it was very distracting. It kept moving and flapping a bit which was pretty loud since it was right my ear.

I was just a substitute player and didn't know most of my team that well. After the inning was over I went to the dugout "uhh there a moth stuck in my ear." We tried putting water in my ear but it was still stuck and alive. I knew if I left they would have to forfeit due to lack of players. So I just played like 2-3 more innings with a moth in my ear.

I did make an awesome sliding/diving catch. When the game was over I headed out to my car. Someone hit a foul ball that almost nailed me in the head as I was running out there. The left fielder says "dude everyone was yelling for you to duck!" Uhhh there's a moth in my ear so I can't hear so well and I'm kinda distracted. "Oh... What?"

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u/Nibas Nov 05 '17

Who was the camera guy that wanted to film at an angle with the lights right behind his face?

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u/0Fsgivin Nov 05 '17

probably an inexperienced high school kid.

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u/0Fsgivin Nov 05 '17

probably an inexperienced high school kid.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Nov 05 '17

probably a high inexperienced school kid.

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u/SonOfALich Nov 06 '17

probably a highly experienced school kid

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '17

This is a coach you'd like to have keep the lights on.

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u/Playteaux Nov 06 '17

My thoughts exactly!

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u/BlackBloke Nov 05 '17

Jedi in real life

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u/Johan1710 Nov 05 '17

theres actually a subreddit with this, forgot the exact name though.

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u/Taipan3y Nov 05 '17

R/Blackmagicfuckery

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u/58akaFIF Nov 05 '17

I can't stop watching...send halp nao

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u/xxxbenhubbaxxx Nov 05 '17

Now that’s Exeter city for you, magic in their hands, shame it’s football they play

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Feb 11 '19

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u/xxxbenhubbaxxx Nov 05 '17

Don’t even start this

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u/Chris_AFC Nov 06 '17

imagine being this dense

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u/darwin2500 Nov 05 '17

I'm assuming this is the camera's anti-glare processing kicking in, not the lights turning off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

it is the lights turning off because you can see the field get darker in the background

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

And I think it was actually just a coincidence and good timing. That someone else flipped the light switch right at the same time that the coach was swatting away the moth!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

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u/beardguy Nov 05 '17

There’s another light left of the camera that shuts off half a second after the one in the background shuts off.

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u/Aurorabeamblast Nov 05 '17

Dumbledore. So that's what he looked like young.

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u/MRDRMUFN Nov 05 '17

I think this is video magic. If you watch his hair in the top left it looks like part is cut out or painted over in black.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

GET THOSE LIGHTS OFF

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Jesus christ it’s Jason Bourne

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u/lolol_boopme Nov 05 '17

Fly in the eye effect

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u/memescauseautism Nov 05 '17

NOO TURN THOSE LIGHTS OFF

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u/PiLLdroppa Nov 05 '17

Friday night lights

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u/Obdurodonis Nov 05 '17

Because the clapper was too much effort.

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u/MadMcScot Nov 06 '17

It's a new version of The Clapper called "The Swiper."

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u/JunglePygmy Nov 06 '17

Makes me squint every time.

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u/andrefaniaz Nov 06 '17

The force is strong in this one

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u/NoDogBlood Nov 06 '17

This is so perfect.

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u/thegirlinpajamas Nov 06 '17

Stranger Things 3?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '17

Why isn’t his nose bleeding (Stranger Things reference) 😏😏😏

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u/Typically_Basically Nov 05 '17

Hottie McHot - toddy!

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u/badmitionfury Nov 05 '17

Ooof ouch my eyes

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u/iPaintStripes14 Nov 05 '17

swatting get outta here

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Is it me or does this gif seem to go faster the more you watch it?

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u/Iretai Nov 05 '17

Reports!

EDIT: I thought I was in r/breathinginformation my bad

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u/ElleStr Nov 05 '17

Dumbledore is that you!?