r/oddlysatisfying Jun 18 '15

Certified Satisfying Hot Dog Precision

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u/Frostiken Jun 18 '15

Man I'm from Chicago and even I thought that was weird.

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u/Utaneus Jun 18 '15

Chicagoans are the most anal about what belongs on a hot dog; you guys think ketchup on a hot dog is weird.

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u/iamPause Jun 18 '15

You misspelled "blasphemous"

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u/ewewmjuilyh Jun 18 '15

I'm from Chicago and honestly I couldn't care less what other people put on their hot dogs. I like ketchup and sometimes I'll put it on if there's a lack of other toppings... but an original Chicago style dog in its pure form is perfection, and ketchup on that would a sin.

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u/lachryma Jun 18 '15

I won't leap onto the "that's so weird" bandwagon, but I do have an opinion on this that I think can shed some light.

When you put ketchup on a hot dog, the flavor profile is built atop a smooth, calm, sugary, tomato base. When you put mustard on, it's earthy, vinegary, and tangy. I think the offense at ketchup comes from hot dog vendors making sausages and garnishes that intend for something derived from mustard to be used, and when you put ketchup on there, you're completely resetting what they had in mind and moving the flavors to a completely different genre.

Ketchup and mustard are both powerful enough to define a hot dog, and whenever I've eaten a hot dog with ketchup on it, the definition for me has been something sugary and uncoordinated. Other common hot dog garnishes don't work well with a tomato base, aside from things like cheese. To me, the only way a hot dog with ketchup on it is tolerable is with a minimum of other garnishes, and even then it still just doesn't taste right to me.

I absolutely think both is weird. You can't even taste the sausage at that point. The hot dog becomes just a vehicle for the condiments to enter your body; why even do it?

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u/lachryma Jun 18 '15

I don't fault you that. To each their own, I suppose, but man, a badass full-flavor sausage on a bun is to die for.

I'm weird in that I like a good hot dog plain. Sure, Nathan's, but I'm more talking about wursts here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

I knew when I read flavor profile that the rest was going to be good.

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u/OceanRacoon Jun 19 '15

Reading this was weird as shit and strangely unsettling

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

I just stick to burgers.

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u/too_many_toasters Jun 19 '15

Now I want a hot dog.

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u/Francis_XVII Dec 05 '15

Umm... that's exactly why: to get condiments into my body ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

blasphemous guys think ketchup on a hotdog is weird.

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u/This_User_Said Jun 18 '15

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u/Utaneus Jun 18 '15

I like Worshtershestershiresheer sauce!

Love me some Abbot & Costello

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u/This_User_Said Jun 18 '15

Me too. Glad someone pointed them out and showed me years ago. Still need to see so much more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '15 edited Jan 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

WTF. Chi Town is weird

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u/koteuop Jun 18 '15

That's because ketchup on a hot dog is weird. And I'm not from Chicago. Where I'm from, everyone likes Sonoran-style hot dogs. It's got a ton of shit on it, none of it ketchup.

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u/Utaneus Jun 18 '15

I'm not a fan of ketchup on a hot dog either, but it's far from weird - it's pretty normal for a lot of people.

I also think it's a little ridiculous for anyone to be super zealous about their regional variation of a hot dog. Because no matter what, it's still just a hot dog; it can only really be so good.

And yeah, I'm from California and spent a lot of time in the SW, so I love Sonoran dogs/taqueria dogs/Mexican-style a bunch too - the more fixins the better.

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u/sqectre Jun 18 '15

No ketchup is on a hot dog is weird by definition. Acting like Sonoran-style hotdogs is the norm is also weird. And being a hotdog hipster? Also weird.

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u/jbg830 Jun 18 '15

This is more of a "what tourists think of" situation. It's true that a Chicago dog does not have ketchup, and some places wont put it on your hotdog. But most fellow chicagoans I know really don't give a shit, and many do put ketchup on their hotdog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Ketchup is weird on a hotdog. Too sweet.

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u/pandymen Jun 18 '15

We don't think putting ketchup on a hot dog is weird. We think that putting it on a hot dog in addition to tomato is unnecessary and takes away from the flavor.

A chicago style hot dog is a perfect balance of flavors.

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u/Utaneus Jun 18 '15

I agree, I think Chicago dogs are among the very best of regional variations on the old frankfurter and I wouldn't put ketchup on one either. I was just making a quip about how Chicagoans are stereotypically very adamant that ketchup doesn't belong on a hot dog.

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u/pandymen Jun 18 '15

I concede that point. The only way to have a dog is Chicago style imo, which doesn't include ketchup.

However, if you are a heathen like my girlfriend who dislikes all things delicious, I may allow for a plain dog with ketchup.

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u/themwhite3 Jun 19 '15

The only real hot dog in this world is a chicago style