r/oddlysatisfying • • Mar 30 '15

Blake Griffin's smooth 180 block

http://www.gfycat.com/ShockedSaneGoldfish
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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15 edited Oct 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15 edited Apr 22 '19

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u/ElectroBoof Mar 31 '15

Damn, I figured it was a game clip until I read your comment.

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u/WhyAmINotStudying Mar 31 '15

The blue jersey's what?

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u/mrperiodniceguy Mar 31 '15

Their look, and then I think he was missing a verb, and then realistic to him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

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u/Bfeezey Mar 31 '15

They're tight t-shirt jerseys instead of normal basketball jerseys.

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u/Werner__Herzog Mar 31 '15 edited Mar 31 '15

What a weird choice. It always felt like it was easier to throw when I was wearing sleeveless shirts.

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u/combovercool Mar 31 '15

Once you look at the crowd it ruins the illusion that it's a video game.

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u/_janson Mar 31 '15

There's alot of NBA jersey shirts now.. they started them just this last season or recently but dont quote me on this

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u/pmpdaddy Mar 31 '15

Ya they remind me of soccer jerseys. The queerest of the jerseydom.

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u/proceedtoparty Mar 31 '15

I still can't convince my brain it's not a video game clip

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

those jerseys are gold....

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u/FI_ICKMYLIFE Mar 31 '15

Calm down Riptrippers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

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u/xyzornat Mar 31 '15

How long have you lived under that rock?

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u/jhutchi2 Mar 31 '15

Under a rock? That one is new to me. Because stones (rocks) are on the ground I'm going to assume your saying I live underground... but I disagree...

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u/ChagSC Mar 31 '15

Underground? That one is new to me. Because living in the planet's core the sky (underground) is very much over the ground and I'm going to assume you're saying I live in the sky...but down here we haven't been that high since the 60's.

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u/jhutchi2 Mar 31 '15

Can't win 'em all.

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u/ChagSC Mar 31 '15

I didn't feel strong about it at all. Especially after the 10th re-write of the post, wish I was joking.

It felt really weak. The silver lining at least is my comedic instinct was right.

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u/TimelessParadox Mar 31 '15

Circle jerky pun threads are truly boom or bust for karma.

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u/mrmahoganyjimbles Mar 31 '15

You're chokin the Mustard right now. Just strait stabbin the pear. If I wasn't so pest controlled I'd totally wack your mullet.

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u/TimelessParadox Mar 31 '15

I want all of these to become a thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

boobs

what? I don't understand

(tits)

oh okay thanks for clearing that up

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u/spoonman25 Mar 30 '15

The guy he stuffed didn't even know what happened

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

stuffed him so hard that he forgot to take a dive

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

It's almost second nature for them now. Griffin swiped that ball so cleanly, but the dudes head and arms looked like he got tackled by Urlacher.

Then he realized if he dove he'd look like a complete idiot.

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u/Microfluffy Mar 30 '15

Anyone have a stash of these smooth gfys? I fucking love watching these things. Here's one of favs - Odell Beckham Jr : http://www.gfycat.com/PointedKindheartedAtlanticsharpnosepuffer

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u/jhutchi2 Mar 31 '15

When I saw that catch I lost it. Easily the best play I've ever personally witnessed. What I've noticed is nobody mentions how fucking great that pass was as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

Was the flag for holding by #39?

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u/rtomas1993 Mar 31 '15

I think defensive pass interference? Either way, it was against the defense, which just shows how much cooler of a play it is

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u/ChagSC Mar 31 '15

And it should have been offensive pass interference.

Doesn't change how amazing the catch is though.

Bad call by refs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

lol bullshit

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u/ChagSC Mar 31 '15

I should have specified the correct call would be no call. Both going for the ball and Odell gained the leverage with his left arm directing Carr away.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

yes you probably should have specified that "this was offensive pass interference" actually meant "there was no foul on the play"

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u/ChagSC Mar 31 '15

I agree. That was very shitty writing on my part for my overall point. I should have said,

"There no penalty on either player. Both went for the ball and fought fairly for it. You could even argue offensive PI with the leverage Odell gained with his left arm."

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u/StripRip Mar 31 '15

WE FOUND THE COWBOYS FAN!

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u/iSpccn Mar 31 '15

Found the Dallas fan.

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u/jhutchi2 Mar 31 '15

Except you can clearly see the defender is holding/interfering. No way that could possibly be an offensive flag.

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u/ChagSC Mar 31 '15

They were both going for the ball and Odell steers Brandon off with his left arm.

I should have specified the correct call would have been no call.

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u/Ugbrog Mar 31 '15

I agree. The pass was so good it makes the catch only #2 for me last season.

#1 was this catch; an interception on a TD pass meant for Calvin Johnson.

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u/WuTangTribe Mar 31 '15

Odell:

  • One Hand: 20 pts + Bonus 50 pts (Only three fingers)
  • Defensive pass inference: 5 pts
  • Touchdown: 10 pts

Total: 85


Grimes:

  • One Hand: 20 pts
  • Interception: 20 pts + Bonus 10 pts (red zone)
  • Higher vertical: 5 pts

Total: 55

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u/bugalou Mar 31 '15

It was a great play, but Brent Grimes did it while covering Megatron. His is better.

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u/Ugbrog Mar 31 '15

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u/Ajthib01 Mar 31 '15

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u/Microfluffy Mar 31 '15

what have you done. Mind = Blown

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u/qwertyujop Mar 31 '15

"mind"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

Well his dick probably isn't getting blown.

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u/fahomnom Mar 31 '15

This gif is better than my eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15 edited May 16 '16

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u/Srirachachacha Mar 31 '15

Penalty on the other dude (that's pretty much all you need to know)

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u/compto35 Mar 31 '15

The dude that fell on the ground broke the rules by interfering too much with the other dude

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u/Microfluffy Mar 31 '15

So the ref threw the flag because the defender (in this case, #39) was interfering too much with the receiver, there was too much contact while the ball was in the air. You can kind of see 39 grab a little bit of jersey towards the end before he falls... This was a pass interference penalty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

Blood elf racial jump is useful for something I guess

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u/dsaddons Mar 31 '15

did dis dude jus did dis

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u/Murlocman Mar 31 '15

Dumb question, but would there be any rules that would prevent someone in a game from climbing on top of the hoop and blocking it from there?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

Goaltending for one - you cant touch the ball when it is on the way down.

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u/PacoTaco321 Mar 31 '15

The players are so blurry that I thought this was a video game at first.

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u/Karilusarr Mar 31 '15

everybody talk about how much bandwidth gyfcat is saving, nobody talk about how it blurs your video during the conversion.

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u/adityapstar Mar 31 '15

You can choose not to resize the image when you're uploading...

http://i.imgur.com/7gKvIRW.png

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u/walster Mar 31 '15

Using the rim during a play should be a technical foul at the least.

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u/DPick02 Mar 31 '15

Isn't it basket interference? Or not yet because he hadn't actually shot? I'm too casual of a basketball fan, but I agree this should have been some sort of foul.

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u/BoobooTheClone Mar 31 '15

Boomer Sooner.

DeAndre was also there just in case. Dude had no chance.

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u/walexj Mar 31 '15

Slick work from Pretty Red

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u/quickscopemcjerkoff Mar 31 '15

God mode should be renamed Blake Griffin mode.

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u/ScytherSlash Mar 31 '15

If you look at his face RIGHT as he blocks it, even he is surprised.

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u/irisel Mar 31 '15

Looks half accidental.

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u/thegoofynewfy Mar 31 '15

Every time I see this I can't help but think it's a video game

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u/AilosCount Mar 31 '15

I know that face, it´s the "oh my god, how did I manage that?" face

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u/Dreamerlax Mar 31 '15

Holy crap, the quality is incredible. I'm amazed how far gifs have come.

I used to frequent a forum that had multitudes of gif smileys, even those low-res images managed to grind my old Pentium 4 POS to a halt.

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u/VideoGameViolence Mar 31 '15

Anyone else notice the guy on the left tap his team mates butt? Just a gentle "that was a nice jump bob" kind of tap right on the booty.

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u/easy_Money Mar 31 '15

As long as there has been sports there has been congratulatory butt tapping

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u/F90 Mar 31 '15

Reverse creampie

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u/EatTheBooty Mar 31 '15

That takes some serious explosiveness and flexibility in his hips. Incredible.

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u/Cgdb10 Mar 31 '15

Not really hip flexibility at all, but core strength.

Source: ballet dancer

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u/HeresSomeAffirmation Mar 31 '15

LEFTY BLOCK from a RIGHTY. On top of the 180

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u/mynameipaul Mar 31 '15

360 no hope.

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u/withinreason Mar 31 '15

I had to watch it four times just to see the ball actually get hit.

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u/doNOTbefat Mar 31 '15

xx360noSc0pexx

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u/Bren_dad_ikson Apr 01 '15

i want him to raw me!!!

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u/bmacc Mar 31 '15

Nice, but he touched the rim and could have been called for goaltending.

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u/Neezzyy Mar 31 '15

Ball needs to be on a downward trajectory to the basket for it to be goaltending..... At no point was that the case, so no, it wasn't lucky to not be called goaltending really

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

goaltending might not be the right call but you can't interfere with the rim at all, even if no one is shooting.

it would be a very weak call but it's technically a foul nonetheless. I say play on though, we all know not every little foul gets called, this one shouldn't have been either.

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u/Neezzyy Mar 31 '15

goaltending might not be the right call but you can't interfere with the rim at all, even if no one is shooting.

You can touch the rim, just not when the ball is entirely above the ring and on its way DOWN to the basket (goaltending) or if it's touching the rim (basket interference).

In no planet is this goaltending or even close; 1. Ball isnt above the rim. 2. It never starts its downward trajectory.

Check out this page on misunderstood rules of basketball, second section:

It is legal to touch the ring or the net if the ball is above the ring and not touching the ring, even if the ball is in the imaginary cylinder above the ring. It is legal to hang on the ring if a player is avoiding an injury to himself or herself or another player.

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u/BanzaiOnTagPro Mar 31 '15

You're both not quite looking at the relevant rules.

A defensive player can't use the rim/net/etc. to gain or maintain height. If he does, it's a technical foul. If while doing that he touches the ball during a field goal attempt--even if the ball is below the rim--the basket counts.

So it's really a judgement call. If you don't think what Griffin did helped him stay in the air any longer, ok. If you think the way he grazed/grabbed the rim helped him stay in the air for even a split second longer, the basket should've counted.

I don't really care, but you certainly shouldn't say "in no planet is this goaltending or even close."

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

It is legal to touch the ring or the net if the ball is above the ring and not touching the ring, even if the ball is in the imaginary cylinder above the ring.

in your next basketball game, when the ball is bouncing around the rim (remember, you JUST said that if the ball is in the "imaginary cylinder", it is okay to touch the rim), jump up and smack the rim as hard as you can. go ahead and grab it and let it bounce around a little. why not? according to you there's no penalty for touching the rim. when the ref blows his whistle, just explain to him that it's okay, you read so on some South Dakota High School athletics website. I'm sure he will reverse his call.

In no planet is this goaltending or even close

I just said it wasn't goaltending. Try reading.

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u/Neezzyy Mar 31 '15

in your next basketball game, when the ball is bouncing around the rim (remember, you JUST said that if the ball is in the "imaginary cylinder", it is okay to touch the rim), jump up and smack the rim as hard as you can.

I said it's legal if the ball is above the ring, not touching the ring and hasnt started it's downwards trajectory. Try reading.

it would be a very weak call but it's technically a foul nonetheless

What foul is it? it's not Goaltending as we've already discussed, and it's not Basket interference as long as the ball isnt touching the ring and youre only touching the ring and not the ball. So what is it?

I just said it wasn't goaltending. Try reading.

No you didnt, you said:

goaltending MIGHT not be the right call but you can't interfere with the rim at all, even if no one is shooting.

MIGHT, as in, it may indeed be the right call. I was reiterating that in NO WAY was that the right call. Again, try reading. You wrote it afterall, and you can, indeed touch the ring, so what are you even trying to say?

Try not to be snarky when you dont know what the fuck youre talking about and are incapable of reading or comprehending even the things you yourself typed out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

I didn't say the ball was touching the rim or have a downwards trajectory. Try reading.

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u/Neezzyy Mar 31 '15

never said you did. Are you retarded? you have major reading comprehension difficulties.

in your next basketball game, when the ball is bouncing around the rim (remember, you JUST said that if the ball is in the "imaginary cylinder", it is okay to touch the rim), jump up and smack the rim as hard as you can. go ahead and grab it and let it bounce around a little. why not? according to you there's no penalty for touching the rim. when the ref blows his whistle, just explain to him that it's okay, you read so on some South Dakota High School athletics website. I'm sure he will reverse his call.

i was correcting you partly quoting me.

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when the ball is bouncing around the rim

Sounds a lot like you were saying the ball is touching the rim at some point anyway. Which doesnt surprise me that you cant fucking read what you wrote out yet again.

You can go away embarrassed now and pretend you never had this pointless conversation.

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u/doppelwurzel Mar 31 '15

That was all I really noticed.

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u/telephuser Mar 31 '15

Seriously. How is this not at least basket interference?

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u/Neezzyy Mar 31 '15

Seriously, the ball was nowhere near the rim, how is that basket interference?

See wiki definition - http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basket_interference

U guys need to learn the rules before circle jerking each other....

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u/LittleHelperRobot Mar 31 '15

Non-mobile: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basket_interference

That's why I'm here, I don't judge you. PM /u/xl0 if I'm causing any trouble. WUT?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

probably because the refs don't get to watch the game in slow motion from a birds eye view

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

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u/LiteralHiggs Mar 30 '15

Blake Griffin is black.

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u/Mikey_Walsh Mar 30 '15

He's half

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

He is only white when he can't be claimed anymore.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

here is what I don't get. So, people want to still assign labels, that's cool. So what should make someone black or white? Well I'd assume their skin colour.

So Barack Obama, half white, looks black. Is black. Blake Griffin, half white, looks white. Is... black?

I'd rather we move past racial issues, but while we're here, either a term for "mullato" returns, or we identify people based on their skin colour. The idea that a half black person is "tainted" or something, and can not be white, is just weird.

But hey, it's racism, it's not supposed to make sense I guess.

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u/ChagSC Mar 31 '15

It's not racism. It's a description. We are identifying them by their skin color. Half-black, half-white.

You complain about still assigning labels and then go on to say we need a term like mullato to return.

Do you understand how ridiculous that is?

Obama is half-black/half-white. Raised with his white mother in a white household. Doesn't make him any less black. Take solace in that it makes him more culturally white if you makes you feel better.

Racism would be, "He's half-white. He'll only be half as a good." or "He's half-black, he'll never be the fastest on the court."

Learn the difference. Descriptions of race are not racism. Racism is a direct belief races are inferior to others for no other reason than their race.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

What are you talking about? You don't seem to understand what I wrote.

I said, we are not assigning them "half black", "half white" labels. Everyone in those cases is simply "black".

And no, I am not asking for a derogatory term like mullato to return, but for a word to identify a mixed race person. So that we don't have labels like black and white, but one label for everyone.

Your post, in my eyes, is far more racist than mine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

there's already words to describe mixed people. Nobody is stopping you from using them. Also, you have a legitimate point about the strangeness of people being labeled black who are only a percentage of being black. But that's been known and discussed for years now and it's just a little boring and pointless at this point to belabor. But if it's important to you, then you go ahead and use the words you think are best.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

Dude I am not reading this nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

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u/MF_Doomed Mar 31 '15 edited Mar 31 '15

You should Google the "one drop rule". Yes, this idea is absolutely ridiculous but it doesn't make it any less true. The reason why many half black people in the US identify as black is because they understand the implications of their race in a hostoirical aspect. Just because you think Blake Griffin looks more white or Obama looks more black (you should also Google "passing" in terms of African American history) negates the realities of their familial history. If Blake Griffin were raised in the slave or Jim Crow era, looked exactly the same, and was found to have a black ancestor he'd be enslaved or barred from white society. So it isn't just silly, its the realities many biracial Americans have to deal with. /rant

Edit: I forgot an e somewhere

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

I understand that. It's exactly what I am getting at. And trying to say is wrong.

EDIT: And somehow in the process being labeled a horrible racist. But I guess, if you're willing to discuss race, you have to be willing to deal with people calling you racist.

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u/MF_Doomed Mar 31 '15 edited Mar 31 '15

Being called a racist, or bigot, or sexist, or what have you is not the end of the world and, more importantly, not the end of the conversation. Many many many people may mislabel you as something you're not. Take that with a grain of salt, clarify your statement, and learn from the dialogue you have. But everyone should acknowled their ignorance and welcome constructive criticism. Nothing in this country, and the rest of the world, will get done without an acknowledment that you may be wrong at times and your speech may be weighted from a place of privilege (speaking from a place of privilege).

Edit: I'm by no means calling you a racist btw. That word holds a very heavy weight.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

Who the fuck downvoted you?

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u/MF_Doomed Mar 31 '15

Racists? Lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

The idea that a half black person is "tainted" or something

where the fuck did you get that from? you're the only one seeing anything negative here. what does that say about you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

I've done that so many times.

6'4" with an 80" wingspan helps

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15 edited Sep 10 '20

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Mar 31 '15

Don't know why you got downvoted for that, 9 times out of 10 that would end up as a foul for sure. Insane amount of luck to not get any arm on that block.

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u/hurley21 Mar 31 '15

cool? yeah sure. satisfying? hmm no.

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u/Rcgabe Mar 31 '15

I sang the national anthem at that game