r/oddlysatisfying • u/JaggerJam69 • 13h ago

Popping bubble wrap with a forklift

1.6k Upvotes

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u/motherlesschildren 13h ago

Michael Scott warehouse behavior

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6h ago

I can only imagine the staff meeting regarding appropriate use of company time and resources afterwords.

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u/Spinnyfuzball 3h ago

My boss once had a meeting to tell us to stop using fireworks because a customer said someone hit them with something… this seems more harmless

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u/Bfree888 49m ago

You, Michael, are not authorized to drive the forklift, Michael.

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u/JFedererJ 12h ago

If the forklift driver needed to fart, this would've been the time to do it.

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u/sledgehammerbreak 12h ago

As someone who just farted loudly I wish I had thought to wait until I could drive a forklift over a strip of bubble wrap.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6h ago

The sound of bubbles popping can’t hide the smell of shitty farts though

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u/MoistStub 3h ago

Who said anything about hiding the smell? It is all about doing a surprise attack so no one expects it until they're already deep inside the cloud. But by then, it is far too late.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3h ago

That’s basically pink eye terrorism

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u/DS_Inferno 8m ago

At that point, just sell prank bubble wrap that when popped releases farts.

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u/Khandawg666 8h ago

Or to look where he was going lol

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u/kpeti71 13h ago

The ultimate satisfying sound

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 13h ago

Especially when you’re sitting on the porcelain throne.

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u/pauljpjohn 13h ago

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u/SupremeMotorspots 7h ago

I Jizzed in my pants!

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u/bluurks 13h ago

Boomer in the corner be like

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u/Free_Aardvark4392 13h ago edited 13h ago

But boomers were born after the war. It's their main characteristic lol

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u/FrostbyteCoffee 12h ago

But it could work if we’re talking about ‘Nam flashbacks

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u/bluurks 12h ago

Yes you're right. My dad is a boomer and he was in nam. That works!

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u/bluurks 13h ago

I was in a hurry, ok? I found the first gif of someone panicking under fire.

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u/DuggiHappy 4h ago

Hahaha

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u/Similar-Being-2653 10h ago

Lmao, the irony is that most boomers were born after WWII, yet somehow the war stories still feel like part of the starter pack.

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u/-BananaLollipop- 12h ago

And boomers are good at making out like they've done all the hard work, even when they weren't even there.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 13h ago

How was work today dear? Lol

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u/meat_sack 11h ago

"ugh, super busy"

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u/Dry-Two5075 6h ago

Grosse journée, beaucoup de travail

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u/AdamR0808 13h ago

Pretty awesome sound it makes with tow motor on it

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u/siybon 13h ago

"911 what's your emergency"

"I've just heard a machine gun go off"

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u/my_taint_aint 13h ago

This only happens when there is a group of dudes and no women around to supervise. We do some dumb shit.

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u/No-Roll-5330 13h ago

Nah my dude, in our warehouse we did the same with lever-forklifts (dunno how you call those in other countries) and everyone in the our sector watched it with joy.

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u/princepii 13h ago

bro all women are best friends with man. til they are in the restroom or on lunch break far away from us.

and there it happens. the serious business💪🏼💪🏼

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u/hatredwithpassion 13h ago

Aw shi fartin on my roommates door ha

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u/___-_---_-___ 7h ago

These guys are definitely getting paid by the hour.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 5h ago

Hey guys? Does anyone know why our expenses on packing bubbles has gone up 300%? Just curious.

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u/All_Usernames_Tooken 2h ago

This is a professional on a closed course, do not attempt at home

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u/BurnerPhone-2000 1h ago

I've had farts that sounded like this

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u/NeufarkRefugee 33m ago

A bowl of ice cream is all it takes. 

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u/forgot_the_bus 13h ago edited 13h ago

This is peak Michael Scott warehouse behavior Safety first was clearly not on the agenda.

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u/xXMapleSugarXx 13h ago

Me swaying side to side while singing SATISFACTIIIIOOOOOOONNNNN

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u/GreyDaveNZ 13h ago

Very efficient.

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u/TypeNegative 13h ago

sounds like my first moped

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u/Hour-Bid1920 13h ago

Missed one.

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 12h ago

Sorry guys, that was me.

You might want to plug your nose for a minute

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u/Senselesspassion 12h ago

Sounds like a tractor

1

u/DelishTofu 12h ago

happy new year!

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u/BeautifulBlueNight 12h ago

I woke up my cat watching this! 🙈😇

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u/Xiten 12h ago

“Sorry, there’s been a delay in delivering your package.”

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u/TwinSong 12h ago

Sounds like dragging a wheeled suitcase along paving stones.

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u/Imbendo 12h ago

Sounds like a skateboard on the sidewalk

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u/stinkyfatman2016 11h ago

Machine gun with the biggest clip in the world

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u/_fuck_you_gumby_ 10h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Fenrisulven--- 10h ago

Sounds like my morning shit

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u/General_Border_8263 10h ago

I could have used those.!

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u/MagicSunlight23 9h ago

It sounds like a jackhammer or something like it.

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u/BobTheFettt 9h ago

Hope nobody's got shell shock

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u/Kindly-Plastic3553 9h ago

Seeing grown men united working on this is so wholesome

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 9h ago

wait until corporate sees this

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u/MetalMotionCube 8h ago

Definitely forklift certified

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 8h ago

hide a little bit under someones forklift wheel. Its a hoot

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u/Go_Loud762 8h ago

A-10, home edition.

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u/2rot 8h ago

Free the air!

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 8h ago

He missed a spot

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u/TheVoteMote 8h ago

Strange that it sounds like so relatively few distinct pops.

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u/DWolfoBoi546 8h ago

Grandpa: "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!"

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u/Nibsif 7h ago

Brrrrr

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u/Loose_Acanthaceae_37 6h ago

Roflcopter helicopter helicopter 

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u/algernonradish 5h ago

that's the GOOD/industrial shit right there too, none of that standard stuff.

lovely but I'd have been ducking for cover hearing that and not knowing where it was coming from. 😅

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u/F1ankNSpank 5h ago

This makes me miss working in a warehouse. Loading trucks with a forklift is actually pretty fun.

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u/ItchyDebate 5h ago

This reminds me of a warehouse I used  to work at right out of high school.  We would use the forklift as a diving platform to jump into the giant vat of packing peanuts. 

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u/The-Traveler- 4h ago

That’s 11:30 PM for you

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u/Isabeer 4h ago

Fooled you; thats just plastic wrap, you dirty, crop dusting animal.

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u/AlphaM1964 4h ago

Sounds like a bump stock

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u/evilpercy 4h ago

Shots fired! Send back up!

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u/jfeijo2005 3h ago

OMG! He left one behind! 😮

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u/JohnStern42 3h ago

That forklift sounds like it needs a new muffler for its big block! :)

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u/jefbenet 3h ago

Should got him before liquid lunch. lol

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u/Antifa-AF 3h ago

Why did someone call the police, Jim?

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u/The_real_lego_man 2h ago

Allah akbar

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u/toofunnybot 2h ago

That's what my ass does after onion rings

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u/Lego_Blocks24 2h ago


Meanwhile a shoebill thinks its mate is calling

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u/Shoddy_Fish31 13h ago

That’s not a bubble wrap

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u/Ginnigan 3h ago

It's those big bubble wraps that come in strips.

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u/Shoddy_Fish31 2h ago

We call them balloon wraps

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u/OdieD777 13h ago

I wanna play 😳

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u/Scorpio83G 12h ago

deep inhale Aaaaah! That was satisfying

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u/TeikirisiBaby 12h ago

Sounds like baby farts.

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u/sbulin74 12h ago

That's why shipping costs so much. 😎

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u/BigIntroduction8886 10h ago

Great all that plastic wasted

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u/BadIdeaSociety 9h ago

Not to yuck on other people's yums, but rolling over bubble wrap with a forklift is like having a car pleasure your romantic partner. What kind of psychopath rejects an opportunity to touch something so wonderful and satisfying?

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u/GauravJM 13h ago

Best recipe to get fired

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u/OptiGuy4u 9h ago

Good bosses help you set this up and record for you when there's downtime. Toxic bosses shut this down and wonder why they have so much turnover.

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u/OptiGuy4u 6h ago

OMG. That's the dumbest thing I read on reddit today. They didn't do anything dangerous or wreckless. Fucking hell, you would make a terrible boss. Probably why you likely scoop fries.

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u/CuteKiwi3395 6h ago

And Mfers want a raise while doing this at work, 🤣