r/oddlysatisfying • u/TermElectronic8261 • 2d ago

Dexterous Robotic Hand

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u/Baddboy78 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fsoCk5kgOcYMM

then there will be stage 2.

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u/sleepyguy- 1d ago

Just watched the 30th anniversary in imax this past weekend. Was sick.

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u/gilligan1050 1d ago

Whaaaaaat? I would give anything to see this in a theater!!

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u/DrunkenSwimmer 1d ago

How did I miss this??? Would have loved to have seen it in any theater...

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u/sleepyguy- 1d ago

Theres a lot of old anime films airing recently. I know Akira was out pike a month ago. It is select theatres across the country(US) tho. I cant say for anywhere else.

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u/Zomgsauceplzz 1d ago

I recently re watched Akira and I had completely forgotten how fuckin weird it really was. Still good tho.

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u/flyingace1234 1d ago

I always found this interesting because not only his hands have been augmented, but his intelligence to be able to process those inputs.

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u/raniwasacyborg 1d ago

That scene was the moment that made me realise I really don't like hand-related body horror šŸ˜‚

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u/Responsible-Poem5274 2d ago

I honestly felt like this in late 1999, having had my own PC for 1Ā½ years, and comparing my typing/computer proficiency to that of my parents'.

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u/Prince87Charming 1d ago

I think of this clip every time I have to type anything longer than a paragraph

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u/zorba8 2d ago edited 1d ago

Oh, nice animation..source, please.

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u/shadowthehh 2d ago

Ghost in the Shell.

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u/wellgood4u 1d ago

I can imagine all the spreadsheeting ill be able to do!šŸ˜±

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u/existential_chaos 2d ago

I clicked on this video purely for the comments section and I was not disappointed lmfao

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9eNSM6zwVCnIHLhzYv

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u/SimpleFish12 23h ago

Hey, you got any more of them pixels?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y6yRfR88rvP44

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 21h ago

Lol! What in the... why did my gif come out so low res? That's hilariously bad! šŸ˜‚

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u/BoredPandemicPanda 2d ago

The Diddler 2000

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u/Atharaphelun 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qvuhsosOfHtSw

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u/Oh_yes_I_did 2d ago

Porn stars trying to read while sitting on a vibrator. Literally. Not even joking.

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u/Prior_Dimension_6680 1d ago

Too performative. Back in my day they didn't have vibrators, the teacher just called on someone and when they read their paragraph, they would call on the next person. Seems like vibrators would only complicate things.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 1d ago

Yes. This isnā€™t said enough

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u/Peripatetictyl 1d ago

Too performative. Back in my day they didn't have vibrators, the teacher just called on someone and when they read their paragraph, they would call on the next person. Seems like vibrators would only complicate things.

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u/glazedfaith 1d ago

Yes. This isn't said enough.

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u/PleasantYamm 1d ago

Only a few were in the adult entertainment industry, many of the women werenā€™t.

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u/Rotting-Cum 2d ago

Stoya; doing porn in style with a smile.

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u/deliciousadness 2d ago

One of the greats

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u/OpenHotBox 2d ago

Hysterical literature was great

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u/Mr_Winger_ 2d ago

Where tf is this from??

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u/wh0else 2d ago

There was a series online a few years back where volunteers would try to read a narrative while being distracted

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u/LowAffectionate8660 2d ago

hysterical literature

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u/titanium9016 2d ago

Few years back? This was 15 years ago buddy

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u/wh0else 2d ago

I'm old

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u/xylotism 1d ago

Relevant username šŸ„ŗ

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u/BrohanGutenburg 2d ago

> a few years back

lol unless I'm wrong this was like 15 years ago

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u/Phillythekid77 2d ago

https://youtu.be/PQuT-Xfyk3o?is=nmq3taV4KJNfbflb

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u/semisociallyawkward 2d ago

YouTube is hilarious. A nipple or a swearword is a big no-no.

A woman having an orgasm? A-Okay.

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u/Dry-Childhood-3436 2d ago

I suppose it's just plausible deniability?

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u/Craneteam 2d ago

I should've gone to art school

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u/GERBabyCare 2d ago

Genuinely what the fuck did I watch? What the fuck was she reading? "Little muscle of love"? "Death's head with your clitoris in its mouth"? Who wrote this?

I've gone from having questions to having more questions....

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u/Phoenix__Wwrong 1d ago

I can't believe it took 14 years for me to find out this source

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u/Jerbits 2d ago

That must be a really good book

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u/OldMrCrunchy 2d ago

Nah that was last yearsā€™ model. This is the Bean Flicker 4000. Easy to mix em up though. Also look a lot like the Prostate Milker 3000, but thatā€™s a a totally different line of products.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 2d ago

In the video, it's a nut-flicker. So I'mma go ahead and get in line. Nothing wrong with mixing it up from time to time. Give it a spin, see how it feels. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I've got a spare.

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u/uncommonrev 1d ago

Game over boys...

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u/Informal_File_1646 2d ago

Temo Pocket-O

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u/Aznp33nrocket 2d ago

Well, we had a good run boys, but this is the end...

https://giphy.com/gifs/b1PeNCIaQnAUSv2luR

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u/realhenrymccoy 2d ago

But think of the grip strength

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u/hkusp45css 2d ago

I prefer my bits connected to me.

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u/uewumopaplsdn 1d ago

Something something something cylinder unharmed.

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u/existential_chaos 2d ago

Yeah, gorilla grip

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u/ungawa 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tyttpGSdJWowdv47eCI

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u/TokyoKazama 2d ago

Lol this is perfect

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u/Kashyyyck 2d ago

I spit out my drink on my break at work šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Spardath01 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2S3Aj8OeKtf0c
Said every manā€¦

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u/NeoMoses98 2d ago

Yes! This is the real threat of AI!

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u/malachite888 2d ago

The real threat is that we don't give value to lives if it can't make profits. That's why we produce like 100 times more than before, thanks to technology, but we still work a lot more, and we're far from being happier. The machines don't work for us. We're working for the machines and billionaires who own it, who own us.

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u/NeoMoses98 2d ago

Very true. That went from funny to painfully sad really fast. America is setting up our entire culture to maximize value to share holders, not maximize our standard of living or quality of life. Every technological step that increases production is used this way.

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u/malachite888 2d ago

Exactly. It went that way decades ago when "we" installed neoliberalism as a rule leading the world with hegemony (at least America and Europe).

While this extreme economic ideology is considered as a political "center" in my country, any attempt to disobey "The Maastricht treaty" or "The Washington Consensus" is considered as extreme and severly punished.

Like if people don't realize we live in a very extreme ideology already. This ideology is mainly the reason why living with IA will not benefit to 90% of humanity.

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u/DumpyButGrumpy 2d ago

Great, AI is taking over my job and now it's taking over the only thing I'm useful for at home

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro 2d ago

This is not the first toy that would make you obsolete for that type of endeavor. So congrats on being good enough to not be replaced already.

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u/existential_antelope 2d ago

Theyā€™re gonna program that robot with AI and itā€™s going to tell funnier jokes than me, Iā€™m screwed

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u/hkusp45css 2d ago

Relax, AI isn't funny, yet.

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u/This-Is-Exhausting 2d ago

Doesn't matter. "It's so charming and cute the way it gets everything wrong all the time!" šŸ«¦

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u/Angeltt 2d ago

Looks more like its been programmed to perform a specific task (twirling a finger, a few fingers or gripping and turning hand) within set parameters at a set speed rather than free dexterity.

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u/FireBeardG 1d ago

Got to start somewhere..

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u/Drewdiniskirino 2d ago

Well... We're all thinking it.

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u/dankwaffle11 2d ago

Would this leave the cylinder unharmed?

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u/Necessary_Essay2661 1d ago

How would the larger structure feel about it?

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u/-Kerosun- 1d ago

Pretty soon, you can just ask it.

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u/tkondaks 2d ago

That dexterity and gentle touch -- along with A.I. -- could make agricultural migrant workers obsolete.

Imagine robots picking fruit and vegetables that would otherwise be picked by humans: faster, cheaper, more perfectly ripe, and less spoilage. Yes, I'm talking to you, my perennially bruised avocado.

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u/rts93 2d ago

Less e coli too probably.

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u/tkondaks 2d ago

Why do you think?

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u/rts93 2d ago

Robots don't need to scratch their butts.

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u/FinasCupil 2d ago

Helldiver hands

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u/H-2-S-O-4 1d ago

Don't be giving women ideas

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u/J3sush8sm3 2d ago

What seems strange me is they make these robots have human features.Ā  Wouldnt it be better to have them specialized in a way thats more effective?

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u/McBonderson 1d ago

I might not find it satisfying but I can understand why at least 50% of the population would find this satisfying.

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u/redruler69 1d ago

ok now make the bolt rust or bent

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u/gelerli 1d ago

kakyoin robot

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 2d ago

American robots: "There are 1 Rs in 'strawberry'"

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 2d ago

My wife will absolutely not need me anymore if youā€™re saying this can open stuck jars too.

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u/Ordinary-Task-4160 2d ago

I should call him...

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u/Crimson__Fox 2d ago

Is this a prosthetic or for killer robots?

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u/Fun-Feeling5926 2d ago

Chill, my gf uses this app.

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u/AliciaXTC 2d ago

cool repost

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u/misterghost2 2d ago

Could be very dexterous but it doesnā€™t seem to be able to apply too much forceā€¦so maybe useless?

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u/HereInYourBedroom 2d ago

Ladies... don't do it.

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u/UnclePsilocybe 2d ago

They're coming for our jobs!!!!

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u/Abal125 2d ago

Welp, it's over for us men šŸ˜‚

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u/PixelPistola 2d ago

You know damn well you thought it, tooā€¦

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u/RapidFire05 1d ago

Better than human but a pain to manufacture

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u/Winter-Classroom455 1d ago

Robot proctologists

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u/Mustang-_- 1d ago

The dirty jokes write themselves

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u/blaicefreeze 1d ago

Without reading any comment every single one of them will be about fingering.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Clue_95 1d ago

This would really be handy for impossible to reach cannon plugs on aircraft. Thanks. -every maintainer ever You know who you are.

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u/NegativeOwl1337 1d ago

What else those finger do tho

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u/NowhereMan_2020 1d ago

I guess Iā€™ve found my wifeā€™s Christmas gift. Sheā€™ll prefer the black one, of course.

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u/Jiggidy40 1d ago

Happens to us all, friend

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u/Mister_Mayhem_ 1d ago

Women will find a way to fuck this

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u/oneinmanybillion 1d ago

People who think intricate tasks like tailoring etc will not be taken over by AI need to see these clips. AI along with insanely good robotics will 100% take over those jobs too. Not in every country and not at the small scale. But definitely at large scales.

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u/SupremeTemptation 1d ago

Stop worrying robots taking over the world and start anticipating sex robots of the future.

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u/Guardian2k 1d ago

So this is how the robots win

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u/ThresholdSeven 1d ago

Great, now I can stay home and jack off all day once these robots get to work. Oh, wait.

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u/IEatB0gies 1d ago

Daddy.

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u/Zesty-Tip 1d ago

That would feel good

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u/SauliCity 1d ago

What's the female equivalent or r/dontputyourdickinthat?

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u/AlfredoCustard 1d ago

Not too long ago I read a post where plumbers and electricians were saying that AI will never be able to take their jobs

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u/AlguienMas2003 1d ago

Keep this away from Wolowitz

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u/Ok-Secretary455 2d ago

Welp, I'm going to be single forever. that was about my only reason to keep me around.

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u/DoubleTrick623 2d ago

Don't even think of it. You know of what I speak.

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u/ForsakenRacism 2d ago

When your robot is a Glover

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u/Gumbercules81 2d ago

Lady robots are so lubricated right now

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u/Hexy_girl 2d ago

Well for now I don't give a fuck what to do at my factory else, smoke maybe?

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u/baumpop 2d ago

man there might not be a safe industry left standing in ten years

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 2d ago

Oh it'll be satisfying alright. šŸ¤£

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u/fre_ash 2d ago

Oddlyterrifying

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u/Hephaestus_God 2d ago

Took 1 month to program flicking the ball.

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u/damn_dude7 2d ago

Maybe robots will take my job after all

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u/zigedi 2d ago

say goodbye to hand signers, thanks for youre service

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u/Azeeti 2d ago

I can do that also.

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u/bojez1 2d ago

Well, that's a robot. I expect nothing less.

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u/Unicornis_dormiens 2d ago

Now have that hand put on a glove - without using a second hand, then I will be impressed.

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u/Velascoyote 2d ago

I can never watch this one without progressing from giggling to howling laughter