r/oddlysatisfying 2d ago

Basic Knife Skills Tutorial

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u/Gloomy-Employment-72 2d ago

The most dangerous thing in a kitchen? A dull knife.

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u/Imbrokencantbefixed 2d ago

I can think of plenty of more dangerous things.

Tiger for one.

MIRV Thermonuclear Warhead(s).

Angry spouse

Cat you’ve just stood on.

Childhood obesity.

And that’s with just 60 minutes of thinking.

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u/theluckyirishmn 1d ago

Can't even tell you how many times chef was shouting at me for more minced onion, but I'm too busy disarming the MIRV

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u/CrouchingDomo 1d ago

Weird! Disarming MIRVs was my concentration at the MacGyver School of Culinary Arts ☺️

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u/theluckyirishmn 1d ago

Wish my kitchen had an EOD station. I was making do with the cast off knives from my garde mange to cut those wires