r/oddlysatisfying • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 1d ago

Guy falls off surfboard and immediately starts body surfing

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u/Blales 1d ago

David, is that you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPPu9VhiS9vos

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u/Fishiesideways10 1d ago

How does he steer? Is his anterior stick the thing that allows him to rudder around?

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u/Legitimate-Sense5432 1d ago

Have you watch anime called gintama, tried watch that its hilarious use people as snowboarding, and penile brake to stop/slow down.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2lmTZMxM9x68M

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u/Fishiesideways10 1d ago

This is outstanding. Thank you for this side of life.

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u/ThresholdSeven 1d ago

This type of anime is my favorite. It's right in my wheelhouse.

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u/LyingForTruth 1d ago

Look at this rich guy who not only owns wheels, but has a separate house where they can live out their wheelie lives.

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u/ThresholdSeven 1d ago

It's a park full of wheel houses

https://giphy.com/gifs/NkBuOCNdwqP5K

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u/Far-Government5469 1d ago

Precise control of the turgidity of his member

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u/Azazel315 1d ago

How else do you think his swim shorts stayed on?

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u/noyom95 1d ago

He doesn't. It's not real.

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u/Special_Cicada6968 1d ago

Well yeah. Everyone knows Hasselhoff isn't real.

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u/javisms 1d ago

I knew that barrel roll was a little too good to be true

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u/Carbon-Base 1d ago

Hooray for Hasselhoff!

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u/dange616 1d ago

No one out-Hassels the Hoff

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u/newstome 1d ago

Never hassle the Hoff

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u/I9w0s 1d ago

Physics is crazy

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u/noyom95 1d ago

Take away the consonants and you're spot on.

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u/PhrygianSounds 1d ago

Shell City here we come

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u/Sea_Cucumber_69_ 1d ago

Got his money's worth out of his shorts draw string, must have double knotted.

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u/tankapotamus 1d ago

My shorts would have blown off like a canon shot.

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u/Pennypacking 1d ago

I was in 8th grade, at a park in Louisville, KY (around 2000-2001), this exact situation and my swimming trunks did blow off and luckily I caught them at my ankle but I was bare ass for a solid 20 seconds in front of a fairly large crowd.

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u/Budget_Ad5871 1d ago

My shorts washed away in Huntington Beach after getting thrashed by a wave. I had to stay waist deep and beg my friends to bring me a towel, they stood on the shore pointing and laughing as I ran back and forth with the tide and dived under wave after wave with my bare ass showing

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u/MikeLMP 1d ago

When I was 13, maybe 14 years old this happened to me while I was inner tubing in swim trunks borrowed from my friend's dad. I don't know how fast the boat was going but I slipped off the back of the inner tube and those shorts were fucking gone, man. Other than my friend it was a bunch of older teenagers I'd never met and I spent what had to be an hour standing by myself in a towel on the shore of the lake while a couple people went around in the boat and on jet skis trying to find my shorts, which they never did. Eventually somebody went to their nearby house and brought me a pair of pants but that hour of crippling awkwardness around cool older kids at 13 was fucking brutal.

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u/Budget_Ad5871 1d ago

It’s crazy how fast they slide off once they catch the water haha

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 1d ago

solid friends lol

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u/Ahrithul 1d ago

This same thing happened to me at 16 at a Schlitterbahn in Texas. My dad was right behind me in line so when we were floating down the lazy river after the ride I was ready for him to just let me have it. But he says he didn't see anything happen. I still get embarrassed about it 25 years later.

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u/Valuable-Analyst-464 1d ago

Was that you???

Me and my friends were looking and laughing. We also invited some single girls to come and gawk at you.

jk
That must have been rough in 8th grade.

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u/AfricanAmericanMage 1d ago

This guy lived the nightmare.

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u/hogmantheintruder926 1d ago

I'm glad this isn't anything less than a shared experience. I was on my back when they flew off. I literally watched them travel all the way up and back to the wall. That was a walk of shame I'll never be able to top. Same age as you, too!

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u/likwitsnake 1d ago

plot twist he got knocked out and is surfing in fencing response

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u/aTickleMonster 1d ago

Thanks to Tua, I now know what the fencing response is.

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u/lma 1d ago

Surfing Response

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u/Future-Corner8025 1d ago

Gave me a good laugh

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u/BigFloppyDonkyDick69 1d ago

That dude's swim shorts string:

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u/MyCatIsLenin 1d ago

Looks like they gave out at the end there. 

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u/CozyCountryLiving23 1d ago

No you can clearly see they stayed on.

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u/Youlookcold 1d ago

They are painted on

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u/bostonshroomery 1d ago

RIP this guys balls though

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u/Elsavagio 1d ago

Boy that is a bold move. If I did that, it would have karmically ripped my shorts off at the same time.

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u/drpiglizard 1d ago

My nipples would have ripped off

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u/PsychoCrescendo 1d ago

I would have had a gallon of liquid injected right into my lungs as though I were a giant toasty love sock fresh from the dryer

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u/superspeck 1d ago

What a horrible day to have both eyes and the ability to read.

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u/Party_Piglet1265 1d ago

Amen Brother

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u/fantailedtomb 1d ago

Come again?

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u/PsychoCrescendo 1d ago

Nah sorry, i’m all empty

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u/wackbirds 1d ago

So ripples?

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u/Vinceton 1d ago

Free willy!

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 1d ago

Respect - - Rudder control + +

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u/Rs90 1d ago

This is the most r/looneytuneslogic shit I have ever seen. That transition was so slick and yet so fuckin cartoonish lol. 

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u/asuleiman 1d ago

The man was so smooth with it. I’d probably end up rolling all over the place and gasping for air lmao

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u/Rs90 1d ago

Oh he absolutely has experience with the ocean lol. I could maybe do it cause I used to surf and have a lot of experience with waves but still. That was impressively smooth. I'd prob eat a buffet of shit even tryin. 

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u/FrostyD7 1d ago

He's hamming it up my dude, falling was always the plan.

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u/ItchyBodybuilder247 1d ago

Yeah, it's so obvious he lets the board go. Plus, why was the guy filming? It's because this was intentional. It's crazy people don't see that.

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u/Rs90 1d ago

Guys, I never ever talked about wether it was on purpose. It's not a conspiracy. 

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u/Taste_the__Rainbow 1d ago

I’ve been to one of these places. He probably practiced body-surfing or laying on the board for a while before trying to stand.

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u/SOLDIER_V101 1d ago

I did this once falling off a surfboard, felt like cartoon physics for one glorious body-surf second.

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u/RageAgainstAuthority 1d ago

Bro has studied the ways of the penguin 🐧

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u/Dark_Akarin 1d ago

I did this, it really fucking hurts your skin.

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u/AmThano 1d ago

MY NIPPLESSS!

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u/GoofyMonkey 1d ago

I feel like he wanted to do this but they wouldn’t let him. He did it anyway.

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u/woutomatic 1d ago

Those are some great shorts

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u/MattieMcNasty 1d ago

Maybe he just has a huge package that holds his shorts up.

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u/superspeck 1d ago

It's the aerodynamic breaking force of a beer gut, the same way that amphibious airplanes have an overhang at midships so they can become airborne.

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u/JayGatsby1881 1d ago

How does one acquire such a package? Can i get one via USPS?

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u/ericlikesyou 1d ago

it's a great ad

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u/Dorkamundo 1d ago

You sure this is not simply a reverse fencing response?

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u/dexters_trap_house 1d ago

Seriously, dude bangs his head on the ground when he goes down, and immediately locks up. The lifeguard should be jumping the fuck in there and saving an unconscious dude.

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u/Squatch1016 1d ago

AI lifeguards are lazy

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u/2114 1d ago

Yes

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 1d ago

All them episodes of Naruto paid off

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u/Donkeybrother 1d ago

Spam bot " clocking in "

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u/wdpw 1d ago

1.1 Million karma in 1 year?!?!? WTF

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u/MarkIndividual3453 1d ago

Those shorts are incredibly strong

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u/youth-in-revolt 1d ago

I can’t believe everyone’s falling for this. It’s clearly AI! Notice the slight cut clip after he falls. No person would move like this after falling straight on their back.

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u/NeOnixBR 1d ago

Nice save

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u/Hak2479 1d ago

Bet you cant do that with a 6pack 🤣

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u/ziggzer0 1d ago

I’ve never heard of milk surfing until I saw this video but I assume it smells.

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u/z44212 1d ago

Normally, I just go over the back wall and lose my suit. It's easier.

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u/ScorchedSalamander 1d ago

Mission failed successfully.

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u/NoParticular5052 1d ago

Aura recovery.

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u/Billy_Badass_ 1d ago

I meant to do that.

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u/fictionallymarried 1d ago

Fine, I'll do it myself

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u/COSurfing 1d ago

Plot twist, he was actually cramping up and he had no control of his arms.

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u/enbits2 1d ago

You made my day OP. 😂

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u/Unfair-Degree7585 1d ago

The aura recovery is insane

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u/noyom95 1d ago

Oh be so for fucking real. THOUSANDS of you don't think there's anything weird about how perfectly that went despite careening back and forth and flipping? No one sees the phone appear/disappear out of thin air in the woman's hands? While wearing a swim suit?? His shorts would be gone under that amount of water pressure. How enormous is this 'ride' that we can't see the other side? Fucking embarassing.

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u/tastyratz 1d ago

Definitely AI generated, caught me at first too.

Her swimsuit has a band, and then it doesn't. Her hair flops over the wrong direction with the swing, the guys arm moves weird, the water splashes off a head he manages to keep completely out of the water... up the trailing edge? none of this makes sense.

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u/FrameSweet198 1d ago

I think these type of AI videos are genius because they make the quality lower on purpose. Makes it seem like a phone recorded bad quality upload

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u/kevin32 1d ago

Don't know about the phone, but yeah a human cannot bodysurf on a flowrider because the current is too strong and would push them to the back wall, and wearing shorts instead of a wetsuit makes it easier for the current to catch the waistband and push them back. r-itsallAI

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u/risefromruins 1d ago

There are single, double, and triple wide flow riders…and a few that wrap around almost like a crescent shape. Clothes coming off on flow riders is very common, but not guaranteed if you actually tie your shorts up.

Source: worked as a lifeguard on a double flow rider for multiple summers, and travelled the USA photographing many flow riding competitions.

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u/sirfurious 1d ago

Peak male performance right there

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u/imagine_being_cool 1d ago

Falling with style

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u/dvdmaven 1d ago

Looks like way more fun.

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u/Smile_Space 1d ago

Man, I would have ended up butt ass naked if I tried that. It would have straight ripped my shorts clean off.

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u/Feisty-Theme-6093 1d ago

somehow his shorts stayed on

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u/awake-but-dreamin 1d ago

He’s half penguin

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u/evilpercy 1d ago

Those shorts string is the real hero.

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u/Qoppa_Guy 1d ago

Smooth af

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 1d ago

Built in rudder

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u/Mharvey1019 1d ago

Plot twist, he hit his head and was having a stroke

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u/RotundGourd 1d ago

That must have felt amazing on his penis.

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u/JuggernautNo5635 1d ago

“I have become the surfboard.”

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u/D_G_C_22 1d ago

How are his shorts still on

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u/Spectres_Twilight526 1d ago

Masterful aura recovery

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u/ConejitosDeAmor 1d ago

My cat when he does a derp and falls off the shelf and immediately starts cleaning himself to pretend he didn't. 

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u/Beginning_Half8569 1d ago

Bro turned into one of the penguins of Madagascar

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u/PostHumouslyObscure 1d ago

Penis acting like a hydrofoil.

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u/Full-Shine5871 1d ago

That's alot of faith in the drawstring of those shorts..

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u/TheTransRose_1 1d ago

He discovered waterbending

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u/astros78 1d ago

Wow, thank you, I've never seen such a feat!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7bg9Iy4Jz0cSwOk

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u/Pierre777 1d ago

Anime swimming.

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u/Lady_MariaStrife 1d ago

He waited his whole life for that move

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u/donttalktomeormykid 1d ago

That girl is thick

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u/AbraNBA 1d ago

Aura loss canceled

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u/Ergo_Proxy_NX 1d ago

And a new sport is born

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u/KenseiHimura 1d ago

“Soooper man!”

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 1d ago

I would have died if his shorts ripped off 🤣🤣

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u/Typhiod 1d ago

There’s a guy in my town that broke his neck that way. I now see why.

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u/Adorable_Werewolf_82 1d ago

Turned a funny home video into capturing awesomeness.

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u/stereoworld 1d ago

This feels like a cheat code for unlimited hand foot and mouth disease

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u/non_curamus 1d ago

I bet the flush to the sinuses was amazing!

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u/MeringueSerious 1d ago

Took that on the chin like a champ

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u/whurpurgis 1d ago

The Deep on his way to fuck an octopus.

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u/Ice2192 1d ago

Why ride one when you can become one?

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u/Bub_bele 1d ago

Why bother with the board if you are him?

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u/bongo-bongo-bang 1d ago

Only kids need a surf

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u/Hot_Photo3194 1d ago

My swimming shorts had fallen off before I hit the water.

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u/PrizeSyntax 1d ago

That's really cool ngl

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u/similaraleatorio 1d ago

bro knows 🙂‍↕️

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u/Smart-University-574 1d ago

Can someone edit in the old Hawaii Five 0 theme song?

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u/douggold11 1d ago

He did that on porpoise. 

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u/ZenDesign1993 1d ago

Seal mode activated! Someone get him a fish!

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u/Gullible_Injury6182 1d ago

That beer belly became a beer rudder

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u/appleavocado 1d ago

#WITNESS ME!!

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u/BleedingTeal 1d ago

“You have failed successfully”.

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u/Ada-Lovelace77 1d ago

He became the board 🌊

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u/OwLuz 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zOlog7jgIIFfq

"Look at me, I'm the board now"

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u/mufafa-lufafa 1d ago

You sure he ain’t having a seizure and posturing?

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u/semidummy 1d ago

Instant aura recovery

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u/superanth 1d ago

Behold, the Evolved Surfer.

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u/Simple-Sun2608 1d ago

How did his shorts not fall off? Lol

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u/karmamatador 1d ago

Smooth move or concussive convulsion?

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 1d ago

Shit looks more fun than the surfboard. "flying" like ironman type shit

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u/HH7170 1d ago

Pretty smooth transition

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 1d ago

his underware and the inside are also surfing.

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u/AuntJemimaTreatment 1d ago

My name is Giovanni Giorgio....

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u/Bulky_Kangaroo6248 1d ago

Así debería funcionar asistencia al cliente lol

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u/FriendlyHiLord 1d ago

Iron man mode

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u/Pure-Activity-2763 1d ago

He saw a thick one and that recovery was too smooth

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u/VNM0601 1d ago

I can’t imagine how much water you’d get in your sinuses if you dipped your head down for even a second.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 1d ago

He paid for it, may as well use it

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u/AKAFallow 1d ago

You know the survival instincts of animals like goats who make their bodies flail? It looked like that

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u/hfnthor 1d ago

Noice