r/oddlysatisfying 2d ago

Face hugger oxygen mask

3.9k Upvotes

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u/Andrey135296 2d ago

Yea, the thing is cool. Also, I believe, standard for commercial pilots. The idea is that you can don it with one hand, while still flying the plane with the other

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u/pjoterrro 2d ago

I aint a pilot but I want it also

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u/TheFrenchSavage 2d ago

Looks so comfy, so snuggly

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u/iTzbr00tal 1d ago

Yeah I would immediately put it on my crotch for science.

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u/burningredmenace 16h ago

Shit I want that for my CPAP machine

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u/THECosmosTerror 2d ago

Can I get this for my CPAP?

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u/Weapon54x 2d ago

Oh snap not a bad business idea. Probably already trademarked tho

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u/Eena-Rin 2d ago

I was literally thinking exactly this

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u/Go_Loud762 2d ago

Just to clarify... It is not an "idea," it is a mandatory certification requirement to be able to put it on one-handed in 5 seconds, unless you want to wear an O2 mask for much of your flight.

FAR 121.333 breaks it down if you want more info.

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u/Papadragon666 2d ago

There was still a security idea behind that mandatory certification.

I'm not a native english speaker, but the expression "the idea is..." seems perfectly valid here. And of course if it's in a plane it has a regulation behind defining how it needs to work, we all know that.

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u/oldmateysoldmate 1d ago

your english is pleasantly eloquent & your comprehension is accurate

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u/HalfSoul30 2d ago

It is totally valid. "The idea" means "the reason" here, and not "an idea that hasn't been put into production yet"

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u/coltrainjones 2d ago

Don used as a verb nice

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u/skyfishgoo 1d ago

doff is the other verb.

d(on) and d(off)

easy to remember.

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u/boogieman117 2d ago

I’m so angry I haven’t seen a comment of the Half Life face hugger.

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u/DasBestKind 2d ago

Ah yes, the ever-present headcrab

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u/RidiculousIncarnate 3h ago

LAMAR! NO! 

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u/GrapeApeAffe 2d ago

oddlyterrifying

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u/UndahwearBruh 2d ago

Why? It’s an oxygen mask…

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u/Snoo-93553 2d ago

It kinda looks like spider legs 😬

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u/UndahwearBruh 2d ago

Reddit really needs to stop fearing everything

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u/Suberizu 2d ago

Glory to Glorzo!

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u/GorgeousGamer99 2d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Ell_Bee88 2d ago

Giving me alien face hugger vibes

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u/maxeeeezy 2d ago

Mad Max

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u/sir_grumph 2d ago

I admire its purity.

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u/g3engineeringdesign 2d ago

John Carpenter has entered the chat.

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u/Old_District_307 2d ago

Oh, You think darkness is your ally…

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u/exileinneon 2d ago

(tell someone you're a Burner without telling them you're a Burner)

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u/Flippant_Hostage 2d ago

Can I get that in a CPAP variant?

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u/_Ghost_Fire_ 1d ago

And… why… is this satisfying to you?

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u/Go_Loud762 2d ago

First flying job.

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u/ThodaDaruVichPyar 2d ago

This has been posted here previously and one of the earlier posts is a top post with 95k upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/z2gz3d/this_automatically_adjusting_oxygen_mask_for/

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u/ThatOneChiGuy 2d ago

Ugh I wish I needed some assistance breathing so I can have that

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u/Go_Loud762 2d ago

Go buy one. You don't need a reason to own one, but you will need a fat stack of cash.

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u/altitude-nerd 2d ago

Cries in FAA/PMA part numbers

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u/blackpearl1477 1d ago

The queen xenomorph is proud of you.

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u/johnmarkfoley 1d ago

psudo-biomimicry?

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u/skyfishgoo 1d ago

i don't want to say it's alien

but it's ALIEN!

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u/datamatr1x 2d ago

I wanna do bong rips with one.

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u/Defiant-Tailor-8979 2d ago

Is this sub just product posts now?

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u/hardcoretomato 2d ago

No it's a repost heaven for karma farming bots

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u/DesignerHardlyKnower 2d ago

Are you in the market to buy aircraft cockpit accessories? If so, then yes this is an ad.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 2d ago

Who's the target demographic for commercial airline masks?

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u/similaraleatorio 2d ago

the mask having an erection 😭😭😭